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[TheFlame52]

If Danman ever takes a turn, story-wise he would probably take control by just threatening everyone with venomous animals. Also, Flame can cure Danman's sickness if it's adamantine-related.

[danmanthedog]

If Danman ever takes a turn, story-wise he would probably take control by just threatening everyone with venomous animals. Also, Flame can cure Danman's sickness if it's adamantine-related.

Vote for me or I will throw bog crawlers at your face!

[MDFification]

If Danman ever takes a turn, story-wise he would probably take control by just threatening everyone with venomous animals. Also, Flame can cure Danman's sickness if it's adamantine-related.

Vote for me or I will throw bog crawlers at your face!

We voted once and ended up making Vlad the baron.
I say no more democracy.

[danmanthedog]

If Danman ever takes a turn, story-wise he would probably take control by just threatening everyone with venomous animals. Also, Flame can cure Danman's sickness if it's adamantine-related.

Vote for me or I will throw bog crawlers at your face!

We voted once and ended up making Vlad the baron.
I say no more democracy.

To bad I already killed my opponent so you have to vote for me!

[FallenAngel]

Instead of democracy, we should hold a contest on who can kill the most spiders WITH FIRE.
In fact, that could be the reason why I become the person running the fortress.

[Gnorm]

We've never really had democracy in this fort. Thane was selected by the nobles, she passed the fort to Sir Brenzen, he passed it to Gnora, she passed it to Rhaken, he passed it to Cornelius, he passed it to Vladimir, and Helgarde just took it. Flame never explained how he/she/it took control of the fort, though. I assume the mayor is elected democratically, as the EPG didn't seem to have a handle in the matter during the Captain's turn, though the position is mostly a figure-head in comparison to the overseer. As for Vlad being the baron, though Barkov showed a desire to become the baron, my guess is that the EPG pulled some strings.

[MDFification]

We've never really had democracy in this fort. Thane was selected by the nobles, she passed the fort to Sir Brenzen, he passed it to Gnora, she passed it to Rhaken, he passed it to Cornelius, he passed it to Vladimir, and Helgarde just took it. Flame never explained how he/she/it took control of the fort, though. I assume the mayor is elected democratically, as the EPG didn't seem to have a handle in the matter during the Captain's turn, though the position is mostly a figure-head in comparison to the overseer. As for Vlad being the baron, though Barkov showed a desire to become the baron, my guess is that the EPG pulled some strings.

Yeah, we've all appointed successors... until Cornelius got drunk and made Vlad the Baron + Overseer, which kind of makes sense as Vlad already ran the military and worships the god of rulership. Vlad, following my turn, hands control of the fort over to democratically elected authorities. Which leads to us going through 3 mayors (all of them in the palm of Helgarde, resident drug kingpin) in rapid succession.
Somehow Flame becomes Overseer. Nobody seems to know how this happened, least of all Flame. Since nobody's moved in to take it back, I suspect EPG involvement - empower a mostly-passive dwarf not perceived as very dangerous to be the Overseer to stop interference with the EPG's real plans for keeping the fort alive and in good spirits.

EDIT: Updated my OP. Anyone care to nominate new funny quotes?

[Gnorm]

MDF, I have noticed that you, in updating your OP, have removed the quote of mine that was present. Be it known that I take this as a personal offense and that I hereby declare war on you and all of your associates. You can expect several passive-aggressive messages your way from henceforth and forever.

[MDFification]

MDF, I have noticed that you, in updating your OP, have removed the quote of mine that was present. Be it known that I take this as a personal offense and that I hereby declare war on you and all of your associates. You can expect several passive-aggressive messages your way from henceforth and forever.

I do periodically add/remove quotes that I find funny but people don't nominate. Since nobody nominated them though, if I don't think they're as funny as others, the cull begins.

[Renugal]

In other news, on the floor of Vlad's bedroom is the master artwork of Id Kikrostkir titled Soshvakist, "The Sandaled Lace". The image shows Dantheman surround by rats, utterly terrified. Presumed to be screaming as well. I'd like to imagine that Vladimir wakes up every day and just looks down at the engraving, wishing that the fortress had a pit full of rats then wondering if he should make that a mandate.

Also, hello. I've been here all along, my post are invisible.

[MDFification]

Welcome welcome. 

[danmanthedog]

In other news, on the floor of Vlad's bedroom is the master artwork of Id Kikrostkir titled Soshvakist, "The Sandaled Lace". The image shows Dantheman surround by rats, utterly terrified. Presumed to be screaming as well. I'd like to imagine that Vladimir wakes up every day and just looks down at the engraving, wishing that the fortress had a pit full of rats then wondering if he should make that a mandate.

Also, hello. I've been here all along, my post are invisible.

I would tame those rats and I would make a wave of rats to escape out of the pit MHAAHAA.

[MDFification]

In other news, on the floor of Vlad's bedroom is the master artwork of Id Kikrostkir titled Soshvakist, "The Sandaled Lace". The image shows Dantheman surround by rats, utterly terrified. Presumed to be screaming as well. I'd like to imagine that Vladimir wakes up every day and just looks down at the engraving, wishing that the fortress had a pit full of rats then wondering if he should make that a mandate.

Also, hello. I've been here all along, my post are invisible.

I would tame those rats and I would make a wave of rats to escape out of the pit MHAAHAA.

MHAAHAA

[danmanthedog]

In other news, on the floor of Vlad's bedroom is the master artwork of Id Kikrostkir titled Soshvakist, "The Sandaled Lace". The image shows Dantheman surround by rats, utterly terrified. Presumed to be screaming as well. I'd like to imagine that Vladimir wakes up every day and just looks down at the engraving, wishing that the fortress had a pit full of rats then wondering if he should make that a mandate.

Also, hello. I've been here all along, my post are invisible.

I would tame those rats and I would make a wave of rats to escape out of the pit MHAAHAA.

MHAAHAA

MHAAAMHAMAHAAa COUGH COUGH HACK! Carry on.

[Deus Asmoth]

I counter your rats by filling your pit with magma when they begin to breed. Your move.