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[fractalman]

It seems that downloading into a soul gem is not a great way to remain...sane.

oh who am I kidding, these are dwarves I'm thinking about. Dan is still sane by dwarven standards.

[danmanthedog]

Should I put up a key for what colors belong to what dwarf? Also thank you I am very insane.

[Deus Asmoth]

A key might be helpful.

[danmanthedog]

Navy=Dan
Green=My host
Orange=Random dwarf
Red=Thane
Black=Goblins
Pink=Brokers


Dragon died from traps but some idiot swords dwarf charge it to get the kill alone but before he got to the dragon it died. Also all the elves died before they could leave soooo maybe a war. I am in the end of summer it takes a little longer for time to pass because of alittle fps slowly but I might get it done by sunday.

[MDFification]

I see how this goes. I leave. Everyone dies. Repeat.

[Deus Asmoth]

Let's not exaggerate. I'm certain that there was at least two people alive at the end of my turn.

[FallenAngel]

I didn't die during your turn, and neither did Vlad.
Then again, I died during my turn and Dan's turn, so it's not like my death is a big deal.
Flame also probably didn't die maybe I think.

[TheFlame52]

Who was the swordsdwarf and what did we get from the elves?

FallenAngel you ninja, I haven't died yet.

[FallenAngel]

After living for a couple hundred thousand years, you get REALLY QUICK.

Also I'm eating your bed.

[danmanthedog]

Random dwarf and nothing but ash because of the dragon.

Gold=Random dwarf
Maroon=Aqua
White=Ghosts
Grey=Random military dwarf

"Yes put the blood barrels in the storage under the spider lab. "Yes sir." *Leaves with blood barrels*

*Whistle, Whistle* "Hm maybe if I inject the blood of a boar into a dwarf maybe he/she become half boar. What you think Dan? "Sounds like a good idea but try inserting the cat skull into the stomach with the blood."

"OH GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!" "OH crap! *Slams stool into skull* Guess the anesthetist wore off."
 
*Knock Knock*

"Arh hold on! *Throws sheet over unconscious dwarf body* Enter now! "Umm sir do you know a dwarf by the name of Lokast?"
"Why would I know him and better what tell me the preamble now you fool."

"Well it seems she lost her child earlier years but she lost it from goblins...It seems that no one buried it's body
causing it's spirit to rise to haunt Lokast.

"So whys it my problem?" "Well we would just get rid of it but Lokast is
keeping us from exorcising it so is there something you can do about it?"

"Fine I will fix it but I do it my way."

Later in the fort

"NOOO STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY! YOU WON'T TOUCH IT!

"COME ON LOKAST GIVE THE CHILD UP!" "NEVER I WILL NEVER GIVE HIM UP!"

*Enters* "Okay Lokast calm down before I make you calm down okay?" "NEVER HES MY SWEET HEART MY LOVELY ARMOKS ANGEL!"

"Okay I believe you he was buLOOK OVER THERE!!!" ""HUH" *Looks at a statue*"
"RAGHGHH!! *Throws two stools one at Lokast and one at the ghost baby* BEGONE SPIRIT OF HELL!"

*Day later*

"Whelp we were able to get rid of the ghost baby and Lokast is already feeling better so good job overseer and also well this was happening the humans came and gone. We just got all their armor and bolts."

"No problem and also good luck with Lokast."

So nothing really has been happing but here is what the dark fortress spear room looks like. So there is spears made of steel, adamantuim and masterwork copper spears. Lead, bismuth bronze doors.

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[Deus Asmoth]

Have you been linking them to the lever in Vlad's room?

[danmanthedog]

Not yet still making the mechanisms needed and vlad almost went insane because some one had better coffin then him but I fixed it... Also I'm making us a mountain home mean and I hope the queen shall be joining us.

[Deus Asmoth]

You should probably get the rooms beside Vlad's furnished if you plan to do that so that she doesn't go crazy once she arrives.

[danmanthedog]

Nothing really is happening in the fort, just a few ambushes from goblins which I think killed the mayor. Also for some odd reason goblin leaders seem to be missing arms when they siege us. The queen/king will be joining since I offered one of our masterwork steel sawblade worth over 45000 gold. The queens tower is finished so just shove he ass in there when she shows up. One quarter of the spear traps are hooked up. I will do one last story write up.

[MDFification]

Vlad's been almost going crazy for the past 3 years now. It's time to get him out of that room and back into the militia.