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[4maskwolf]

New challenge to everyone: narrate your first experience with forum mafia in a similar format to what I just did.  Bonus points for it being amusing.

[mastahcheese]

Hold on, let me go look that up... This is too great to pass up.

[Tack]

We talking beginner mafia or real mafia?

'cos my first 'real' mafia was like:
Me: "Hi! Arguments."
Everyone: "Scum"
Me: "Um... No?"
Everyone: "Nvm. Just noob."
Tack has died in the night!

[4maskwolf]

We talking beginner mafia or real mafia?

'cos my first 'real' mafia was like:
Me: "Hi! Arguments."
Everyone: "Scum"
Me: "Um... No?"
Everyone: "Nvm. Just noob."

something a little more satirical would likely have a stronger impact, but whichever you really feel like.

[Toaster]

Mine (BM X) wasn't very amusing.  Just me derping around in a circle, suspecting townies, making bad arguments, and losing.


But Paranormal 16 was educational, despite an early death.  Then Supernatural 2 happened and that was one of my most fondly remembered games.

[mastahcheese]

On second thought, trying to do this from the very beginning of the game would take forever and I couldn't really do it justice.

Other than the constant
Makeinu: Lawls, you don't even know what you're talking about.
Mastahcheese: You're not even making sense, scum!
Makeinu: That's called confirmation bias.
Nerjin: Sorry guys, I should be posting more soon.
Mastahcheese: It's not confirmation bias, it's you being frelling scum!
Makeinu: Everything I say is pointing to scum, so naturally I'm town.
Mastahcheese: You're directly contradicting yourself!
Persus: Cheese has a point, you know.
Makeinu: You should stop having tunnel vision, or you'll never make progress.
Mastahcheese: You're just trying to get me to let up off of you, scum!
Nerjin: I'll be here is a bit, but you guys are doing great.
Makeinu: That's called WIFOM, you should be really wary of that, as scum will trick you.
Mastahcheese: You mean the way you're trying to trick me, scum?
Nerjin: Yeah, I know I should be here more, I'll post stuff when I can.

[Persus13]

New challenge to everyone: narrate your first experience with forum mafia in a similar format to what I just did.  Bonus points for it being amusing.

Replaced into a BM
Persus: Everyone thinks my guy was scum. I'm going to talk about how townie my replace was.
Imp: still slightly suspicious of you but voting this guy
Persus: I agree with you that he's scum. Let's lynch!
Guy is lynched. Turns up town.
Persus has died in the night

Yeah.

[Leafsnail]

PREVIOUSLY ON VOTE MAFIA 1
ToonyMan: Seriously guys we've won.  We have more votes than the town.  Join me and lynch Zai!  Jesus Christ Org you're scum you should know this.
Org: I don't know what you're talking about Toony *we don't actually have enough votes they have a blocker*
ToonyMan: Well shit.  If only there were some way for mafia to privately communicate *dies*.

And now, the thrilling conclusion, as Leafsnail replaces into the slot that everyone assumed would stay inactive forever
Frelock: I think you are scum, Leafsnail!
Leafsnail: Well I knw it has tobe Org.  ToonyMan wouldn't try to get an inactive roll to vote with himm!
Frelock: Eh I'm not convinced.  That's ok though, we can lynch both of you because it's 2009.
Leafsnail: Wait, relaly?
Mephansteras: Yes, really.  Heck, I died three days ago and I'm still posting game related information in the thread!  Anything goes!
ToonyMan: Me too!
Leafsnail: Cooll I gues well lynch both of us than.

TOWN WINS

[Tack]

wut

[mastahcheese]

wut

I assume that back in the day, Mafia was not very well organized.

[Leafsnail]

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=39061.msg693362#msg693362

Tell me that isn't a fair summary

[mastahcheese]

Just read it, the only way you could be more accurate is to just quote it.

that is hilarious.

[Tiruin]

AND NOBODY WANTED TO FRELLING LISTEN TO ME THAT IMP WAS FRELLING SCUM ARAARGAHRGAHGH

I listened.  And died an hour before your post.  Because day end and no Tiruin because internet and life.

Yeah. Of all the games I played, though, I still think I had the most fun with that game.
We were so close to a perfect town game, if people had just seen what Imp was pulling after you claimed.

Now to just post the flavor for that game... T_T;

In my first game as town, the scum were leading a mislynch on me. I responded very scummily, ("You're scum for voting me, and by the way, I have a kill") and died. However, my role let me come back (not that I claimed this), so I was back the next day - just to get mislynched a second time. Unsurprisingly, the town lost after that.

Admittedly, Caz and I KNEW that this was the turning point of the game...and still voted to kill you because RAEG.
Yeah we regret it. But than RAAAEG.

[mastahcheese]

Now to just post the flavor for that game... T_T;

Do you have it written, and you just haven't put it in?
You know there's no reason for you to be worried about it, or anything like that, you really do have awesome writing, Tiru.

[Tiruin]

Now to just post the flavor for that game... T_T;

Do you have it written, and you just haven't put it in?
You know there's no reason for you to be worried about it, or anything like that, you really do have awesome writing, Tiru.

Both. :x
*hides*

Also 2009 was a hilarious year.