After much thought, you reply. "I accept your offer, on the terms that I get healing and a barrel of alcohol up-front."
"Then it's settled!" M'urabi says happily. "You're hired!"
You think about doing the whole 'we're working together, not me for you' thing, but since we actually have been hired, you decide not to. You hop down from your perch, and Sha'noud gets out a stave to heal you with. You decide to begin your routine of slowly driving the mortals insane for your own amusement.
"So, are the children of Azurah still hiding 'it'?" you ask.
"Yes," she replies.
...Well that wasn't very productive. You're healed now, though, and so you walk over to the cart. With a push, you gently roll the barrel of geikaal to the side of the ruin that your caravan is staying in, and crack open a hole in it with your teeth. With a lift of your neck, the sweet taste of mead enters your mouth and flows down your throat.
You get about a third of the way through the barrel before you've had enough to drink. Unfortunately, your belly has physical limits, so you can't really drink any more right now. On the plus side, drunk shout-learning can now begin!
With a properly alcohol'd-up system, you're ready to go. Your mind flows more freely now, and you can see the links between words with much greater ease. You try some words that might heal yourself later, and find that Haas, 'health', can be tacked onto the end of Evocation to make the final word of the shout. Normally, you wouldn't have been able to find that without learning the second word.
You decide that what you really need is to screw over all those petty mortals who attack you. Yeah, you'll defeat-
Oh look, another word! This can be tacked onto the end of two shouts, like Haal before it. Viik, 'defeat', goes onto the end of two different shouts!
One of them is Perfect Storm, and you have the feeling that it'll be really powerful. Subverting the sky- new word- itself to your will, Kyne's-
You're getting really lucky today.
WORDS OF POWER LEARNED: Disarm! ZUN HAAL VIIK, Weapon Hand Defeat. Perfect Storm! KAAN HAAL VIIK, Kyne Hand Defeat. Evocation! VEN LAH HAAS, Wind Magicka Health.
UNKNOWN WORDS OF POWER: 1st meaning, KAAN, Kyne. Both meanings, LOK, Sky.
Your drunk mind is very excited at this Perfect Storm shout. You get to work on learning it, skipping along the trails of meaning, unlocking the meaning of Kyne...
"KAAN!"
...
Well, it's drizzling now. And there's a slight breeze too. It'll probably need more words.
WORDS OF POWER UNLOCKED: KAAN, Kyne. Calls wind and drizzle from the sky.
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It's the late afternoon.
It is drizzling.