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Author Topic: You are a human.  (Read 3186 times)

Tawa

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2014, 07:40:41 pm »

Wait for another beaver.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2014, 07:55:24 pm »

You wait for another beaver. Suddenly six policemen in blue uniforms appear. One of them has his gun holster unbolstered.
"Would you care to step down and drop your weapons. You are circled and charged for the crime of armed kidnapping. Show us your identifications, and do not make any rapid movements. Clear?"
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kj1225

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2014, 07:57:10 pm »

Escape to the river! You know, since bullets and water don't really mix.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2014, 07:59:04 pm »

You jump in the small stream and swim downstream. At the bay you see the policemen running. The water is about 1m deep.
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kj1225

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2014, 08:06:01 pm »

Keep swimming along the bottom.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2014, 08:16:57 pm »

Throw the beaver at him! Keep swimming!
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2014, 08:29:53 pm »

You throw the beaver sack at the police, but miss them. You continue swimming. One of the policemen jumps into the water and is swimming quickly towards you.
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kj1225

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2014, 08:31:39 pm »

Kick him.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2014, 08:36:20 pm »

Pick up a slimy pebble and chuck it at him while swimming toward the waterfall.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2014, 08:37:19 pm »

You throttle down and wait till you are in kicking reach, and manage to break his use with a nice kick to his face. The bleeding man fiercly grabs for you and wrestles you to lay handcuffs on you.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2014, 08:40:05 pm »

Point behind him and scream "BEEEEAVER!" and keep swimming away!
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2014, 08:42:03 pm »

As you scream the policeman reaches into your mouth and puts you down. You are handcuffed and brought into a police van. You sit in a cell of the policevan. Your hands are tied behind your back.
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birdy51

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2014, 08:48:08 pm »

Pretend to have a heart attack.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #43 on: March 04, 2014, 09:01:40 pm »

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Icefire2314

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2014, 09:31:50 pm »

Pretend to have a heart attack.
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Also a seizure from the heart attack. We have to look insane here, escaping the asylum will be easier.
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