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[Tawa]

Wait for another beaver.

[Detoxicated]

You wait for another beaver. Suddenly six policemen in blue uniforms appear. One of them has his gun holster unbolstered.
"Would you care to step down and drop your weapons. You are circled and charged for the crime of armed kidnapping. Show us your identifications, and do not make any rapid movements. Clear?"

[kj1225]

Escape to the river! You know, since bullets and water don't really mix.

[Detoxicated]

You jump in the small stream and swim downstream. At the bay you see the policemen running. The water is about 1m deep.

[kj1225]

Keep swimming along the bottom.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Throw the beaver at him! Keep swimming!

[Detoxicated]

You throw the beaver sack at the police, but miss them. You continue swimming. One of the policemen jumps into the water and is swimming quickly towards you.

[kj1225]

Kick him.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Pick up a slimy pebble and chuck it at him while swimming toward the waterfall.

[Detoxicated]

You throttle down and wait till you are in kicking reach, and manage to break his use with a nice kick to his face. The bleeding man fiercly grabs for you and wrestles you to lay handcuffs on you.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Point behind him and scream "BEEEEAVER!" and keep swimming away!

[Detoxicated]

As you scream the policeman reaches into your mouth and puts you down. You are handcuffed and brought into a police van. You sit in a cell of the policevan. Your hands are tied behind your back.

[birdy51]

Pretend to have a heart attack.

[Epichighfive321]

Pretend to have a heart attack.

+1

[Icefire2314]

Pretend to have a heart attack.

+1

Also a seizure from the heart attack. We have to look insane here, escaping the asylum will be easier.