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Author Topic: You are a human.  (Read 3276 times)

kj1225

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2014, 06:57:42 pm »
>Set out to find the beavers.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2014, 06:57:56 pm »
We gotta grab double-handsful of some beavers. If we don't drive home with a truck full of beavers we're gonna be disappointed.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2014, 07:01:17 pm »
Just stuff beavers under your arms and book it to the truck and go back and forth carrying tons of beavers each time.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2014, 07:02:04 pm »
You walk down the slope. As you find the small stream you hear two young girls laughing. As you peek through the bushes you notice two girls. One of them has red hair, the other is brunette. They are sunbathing and about 15.
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kj1225

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2014, 07:04:15 pm »
Keep watching for a bit and hope they go away.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2014, 07:05:32 pm »
You keep watching. As one turns around slightly she notices you and begins screaming. "EEEEEEK PERVERT."
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kj1225

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2014, 07:07:29 pm »
>Explain that we are a kidnapper and not a pervert. Realize that was a poor choice of words.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2014, 07:09:54 pm »
The girls start screaming and crying. You are a bit ashamed at your everclumsy tongue.
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kj1225

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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2014, 07:11:23 pm »
>Well, I guess we should just get the beavers. And... well they're a liability so taking them might be something to do as well.
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2014, 07:13:09 pm »
You point with the gun at them and tell em to walk on. You have beautiful vixens in bikinis walking in front of you. They are whiffing and crying silently. You can feel there is a beaver nearby as you see beaver markings everywhere.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2014, 07:15:35 pm »
Kill them, then find the beaver.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2014, 07:17:14 pm »
Don't kill them. Find a happy medium between shutting them up and not killing them.

Then find the beaver.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2014, 07:23:56 pm »
You are unsure if you should kill them or not so you miss out on the fact that they are running away. Well at least you can get back to finding the beaver.

You quickly find the dam, now you have to wait.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2014, 07:25:15 pm »
Wait.
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Re: You are a human.
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2014, 07:28:58 pm »
You wait for fifteen to twenty minutes, when the beaver appears. You quickly grab him with the help of your sling. The fighting animal is quickly put into a convenient sack.
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