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[Darvi]

<Haskitty> WYMAR GODDAMIT
* Haskitty stabs.
<__Wymar__> HAHAHAHA
<Reudh> Run a game about running through Wymar with a sword
<__Wymar__> Nooo D:
<Haskitty> Yesss

Roll to Kill the <Darvi>

You are adventurers whose goal it is to kill the <Darvi>.
You do not know what the <Darvi> is.
You do not even know why you have to kill it.
Maybe it's trying to destroy the World or something?
But you're confident that you can do it anyway.

What is your name?

What is your class?

What is your special skill? (Nothing too fantastic though. Those things are by definition not real and thus you can't possibly have those)

What is your unique trait that visibly distinguishes you as a player character?

Spoiler: Mechanics (click to show/hide)

I'm using a variant of the vanilla d6 rules. I call this particular flavour stracciatella.

Success is determined both by the roll of a d6 and by the circumstances. If you're doing something that's very easy/you're very good at/you're getting help with, a 3 would accomplish more than a 5 at an impossible task, for instance.

• You do so badly that you've possibly lost a rank in whatever skill you were using, if applicable.
• You did worse than you expected. High skill or positive circumstances might make you succeed, however.
• You didn't quite live up to your expectations.
• You did average, for your standards.
• You did comparatively well, and might have even improved at doing whatever you were doing. Doesn't guarantee a success, though.
• You did good. Perhaps too good.

Spoiler: Other Mechanics (click to show/hide)

Action Delay: If you miss an update, don't fret! You get to do two actions on the next round. This means a net loss of zero actions!

Spoiler: Vinnie the Dead (click to show/hide)

Name: Vincent Hearthstead
Class: Smashy Warrior
Condition: Short
Skills:
 Unfazeable Rage: Like cold fury, except much less calm. Rank: freaking mad.
Inventory:

Spoiler: Dark Paladin 109 (click to show/hide)

Name: Dark Paladin
Class: Forum Warrior
Condition: Generic
Skills:
 Create Character Sheet: Can create a new character sheet, whose stats he takes on. (CD: 10 updates)
Inventory:

Spoiler: Giglamesh Despair (click to show/hide)

Name: Stonecrusher Alek
Class: Juggernaut
Condition: Tough
Skills:
 Excessive Violence: No kill like overkill. Rank: ultraviolent.
Inventory:

Spoiler: Mastah Cheese (click to show/hide)

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Class: <Skyrunner>
Condition: Fractured right ankle
Skills:
 Fourth Wall: Allows for fourth wall shenanigans. Rank: Can pretend he can do something (but actually can't)
 Skyrunning: Requires Skyboots. Rank: Sitting Duck.
Inventory: Skyboots

Spoiler: The Froggy Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: David J. Williams
Class: Dream Snatcher
Condition: Psycho
Skills:
 Dreamwalk: Can enter the dreams of any person that he touches. Can only be used while asleep. Rank: can do it in his sleep
Inventory:

Spoiler: KJ 1225 (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyle
Class: E.A.T.
Condition: Mint
Skills:
 Engineering: Can tinker with high tech. Rank: skilled. Can tinker with any tech: rank: better than average.
Inventory: Plasmaswordthrower.

Spoiler: Waitlist (click to show/hide)

(Whitius Opus)
Name: Benji the Banjo Slayer
Class: Heavy Metal Guitarist Warrior Bard
Condition: Not even here
Skills:
 Thunderbanjo: Can shoot lightning out of his banjo. Rank: Zapew!
Inventory:

(Adorf)
Name: Anti-<Darvi>
Class: Darvi-Slayer
Condition: Negative awesome
Skills:
 Fuck da GM: You can impose a reroll on any roll that happens in your vicinity. CD: 15 rounds.
Inventory: Headband of Negative Charisma

[VinnieTheDead]

Spoiler: Serious (click to show/hide)

What is your name? Cain Hearthstead, or if you prefer the whole title, "Cain Hearthstead, Betrayer of Brothers, Slayer of Men."

What is your class? Warrior. Not quite tribal enough to be a barbarian, but quite angry enough.

What is your special skill? Somehow, nothing seems to phase Cain; Physically, or otherwise. By god, it's rumored he murdered his own brother in cold blood, over a game of cups.

What is your unique trait that visibly distinguishes you as a player character? A skewed sense of honor and mercy. And also some dark comic relief.

Spoiler: Not (click to show/hide)

What is your name? VINCENT JUGGLEBEERS.

What is your class? SMASHY DWARF.

What is your special skill? SMASHIN' THINGS.

What is your unique trait that visibly distinguishes you as a player character? I'M A FOOKIN DWARF YA GIT.

Help I'm not sure whether this should be serious.

[darkpaladin109]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: DarkPaladin the Bay12er
Class:t  Forum Knight; Wields books, slabs and other objects with writing on them as deadly weapons.
Special Skill: Create Character Sheet Writes a random character sheet that temporarily bestows him with the powers of the character he creates, such as strength or endurance. He can't just create a character who happens to be a god, or something similarly powerful/fantastic. Character quality varies. Only lasts for about 3 turns.
Trait: Extremely fidgety and clumsy. Also a hilariously bad sense of humour.

[GiglameshDespair]

So no magic or anything like that?

So Alek here wouldn't be able to have skin resembling rock?

Spoiler: Stonecrusher Alek (click to show/hide)

Name: Stonecrusher Alek
Class: Juggernaut: thick armour, big weapons (typically a large mace or something similar).
Special Skill: Excessive violence: enemies he hits have a tendancy to rupture in over-the-top sprays of gore. Rip and tear!
Unique trait: Some kind of birth defect gave him stony grey skin. He's not very happy about it.

[Darvi]

Game Lore: [3]
You assume, given the content of the OP, that magic is not okay.

[mastahcheese]

Spoiler: Totally not ripping off of anything Darvi would know about nope (click to show/hide)

What is your name? Cromwell Jackson

What is your class? <Skyrunner> He runs through the sky with advanced technological boots.

What is your special skill? Use of skyboots.

What is your unique trait that visibly distinguishes you as a player character? The fact that he has frelling skyboots.

[Darvi]

Fourth Wall: [5]
Way to go, numbnuts. How will I be able to tell anything apart now?

Mastahcheese's Fourth Wall skill has improved to Can pretend he can do something (but actually can't)

[The Froggy Ninja]

What about psychics? Like not mind reading or telekinesis or whatever but smaller stuff.

What is your name? David J. Williams

What is your class? Dream Snacher

What is your special skill? Entering the dreams of others if we're both asleep and in physical contact.

What is your unique trait that visibly distinguishes you as a player character? Albino

[Darvi]

Game Lore: [1]
The laws of Physics apply, except when they don't.

[kj1225]

What is your name?  Kyle

What is your class?  Engineer of advanced technology

What is your special skill? Making and fighting with advanced technology.

What is your unique trait that visibly distinguishes you as a player character?  A sword hilt that contains a plasma thrower. This may at a later point also be upgraded to allow for electrocution alongside burning.

[WhitiusOpus]

Name: Benji the Banjo Slayer

Class: Warrior Bard

Skill: Can shoot lightning out of his

Spoiler: Sweet as Fuck Banjo (click to show/hide)

Unique Trait: Plays music like a muthafuckin' bawz. And see above mentioned Banjo weapon.

[darkpaladin109]

So does my sheet look alright?

[Darvi]

[4]

You check your sheet in the OP. Sweet, looks like it was okay!


Updating once... I got stuff done.

[Darvi]

Vincent:

You're standing in the middle of Starter Village.
It was named that way because it was built with the intention of being the starting point of many adventurers.
Naturally, nobody here has any insurence.

You're right outside the pub. What will you do?

Dark Paladin

You're standing outside the gates of a grand castle, acting as its guard.
You don't even belong here. Somebody thought your were an NPC guardsman and told you to go stand there.

Shift ends at sunset. What will you do?

Alek

You are in a cave.
You don't know how you got there. You just woke up from unconsciousness.
Maybe you fell in from the ceiling? There is a hole up there, after all.

There is only one other path you could walk. What will you do?

Cromwell

You are roaming through the sky
Just like a bird do you fly
Are you gonna take things into your hand
You should probably land
Somewhere.

Okay that didn't work out so well. What will you do?

David

Wake up, Dave.
You're currently in bed. It's pretty comfortable.
Probably one of the top 5 inns you're been in years.

You get up and get dressed. What will you do?

Kyle

You're in a bit of a pickle.
Your hovercraft just broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you don't have the means to repair it.
Luckily you're not in the middle of nowhere.

You see smoke rising in the distance. What will you do?

[kj1225]

Walk towards the smoke with hilt drawn.