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Author Topic: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion  (Read 26159 times)

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #150 on: March 06, 2014, 12:33:01 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #151 on: March 06, 2014, 12:55:36 am »

By that argument there isn't any merit for Indonesia and PNG to join the proposed Pacific Union:
1. They can sit back and let Australia soak up the brunt of the US attack.
2. They have nothing to lose from the US attack - after all, the US is specifically attacking Australia.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #152 on: March 06, 2014, 03:27:16 am »

The Vatican
Foreign policy
divert from my tour  of South America to visit Ireland since it is under attack by The UK, use the new papal military forces to set up hospitals and provide aid for the Irish

i dont think there is much else going in
 
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #153 on: March 06, 2014, 06:20:52 am »

Whoever plays germany: Are you mad? One does not fix a working machine. Keep those social reforms in place especially since most of them came from bismarck himself...you'll otherwise be dealing with Swabian and Bavarian Nationalists, Anarchists and Radical Left Uprisings in the Big Cities and lots of pissed off germans in general.
But that is just the counsel of the Ministerpräsidenten of Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg for which I'll apply if possible.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #154 on: March 06, 2014, 07:09:44 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #155 on: March 06, 2014, 07:17:58 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
Ya, you wouldn't want to get one of these poorly enforced sanctions.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #156 on: March 06, 2014, 07:21:18 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
Ya, you wouldn't want to get one of these poorly enforced sanctions.
Of course, one could just argue that everyone would imeadetly attack Australia for using chemical weaponry and thus it would quickly become less Vietnam 2.0 and world war Australia.
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« Reply #157 on: March 06, 2014, 07:47:02 am »

Of course, one could always just nuke Australia if war becomes untenable. Save a lot of lives, you know?
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #158 on: March 06, 2014, 08:29:52 am »

Aid: Mr. Presidente the Pope has announced a new course into ireland and ignored latin america!

Presidente: ahhh. Tha'ts fine not like the old man can do much of anything.

Aid:....

Presidente: Well thanks, do me favor and get me some water.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #159 on: March 06, 2014, 08:43:29 am »

Whoever plays germany: Are you mad? One does not fix a working machine. Keep those social reforms in place especially since most of them came from bismarck himself...you'll otherwise be dealing with Swabian and Bavarian Nationalists, Anarchists and Radical Left Uprisings in the Big Cities and lots of pissed off germans in general.
But that is just the counsel of the Ministerpräsidenten of Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg for which I'll apply if possible.

I admit, the reform to Bismarkian Imperialism was probably a bit far (at least for the first turn) but the social reforms are crucial. Reforming unemployment payments, socialized healthcare, etc. Is imperative to fixing the current economic problems in the EU, not just Germany. 3 of the countries went bankrupt recently. If we are to support Ukraine (which is 15 billion dollars in debt and on the verge of bankruptcy itself) we need a strong economy, which is not supplied with socialism.

Let the backlash to my conservative values unfold.
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« Reply #160 on: March 06, 2014, 08:48:03 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
Ya, you wouldn't want to get one of these poorly enforced sanctions.
Of course, one could just argue that everyone would imeadetly attack Australia for using chemical weaponry and thus it would quickly become less Vietnam 2.0 and world war Australia.
I checked and I don't think purposeful contamination of the environment through uranium is covered by chemical weapons or nuclear weaponry. I could probably make a case for it being 'experimental fertiliser' or something like that.

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« Reply #161 on: March 06, 2014, 09:12:26 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
Ya, you wouldn't want to get one of these poorly enforced sanctions.
Of course, one could just argue that everyone would imeadetly attack Australia for using chemical weaponry and thus it would quickly become less Vietnam 2.0 and world war Australia.
I checked and I don't think purposeful contamination of the environment through uranium is covered by chemical weapons or nuclear weaponry. I could probably make a case for it being 'experimental fertiliser' or something like that.

This here is why when I read through this just now is why I thought KJ's plan was nucking futz. THIS IS AUSTRALIA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! The country famous for being near impossible to kill unless you bomb it with nukes and lets see how well THAT goes over with the rest of the world. Canadians may be crazy when it comes to fighting but the Aussies are even scarier. Why in all hell did you not ally with them KJ they would've together been the best ground forces the world has ever seen. You're mad Kj just utterly mad. ((For the record I am Canadian and I know how crazy my own people are and I still think the Australians are far far more insane and better with ground troops. Fuck even the Australian navy is notorious considering they are well trained and there are all of three places to attack all of which are guarded by their navy like mad.))
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« Reply #162 on: March 06, 2014, 09:45:03 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
Ya, you wouldn't want to get one of these poorly enforced sanctions.
Of course, one could just argue that everyone would imeadetly attack Australia for using chemical weaponry and thus it would quickly become less Vietnam 2.0 and world war Australia.
I checked and I don't think purposeful contamination of the environment through uranium is covered by chemical weapons or nuclear weaponry. I could probably make a case for it being 'experimental fertiliser' or something like that.

This here is why when I read through this just now is why I thought KJ's plan was nucking futz. THIS IS AUSTRALIA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! The country famous for being near impossible to kill unless you bomb it with nukes and lets see how well THAT goes over with the rest of the world. Canadians may be crazy when it comes to fighting but the Aussies are even scarier. Why in all hell did you not ally with them KJ they would've together been the best ground forces the world has ever seen. You're mad Kj just utterly mad. ((For the record I am Canadian and I know how crazy my own people are and I still think the Australians are far far more insane and better with ground troops. Fuck even the Australian navy is notorious considering they are well trained and there are all of three places to attack all of which are guarded by their navy like mad.))

That sounds a bit stereotypical if you ask me. However, i have heard from a objective friend of mine that Military personnel in Australia are payed more than those in America. An in a video by Josephvstalin {the lets player on YT} he comments randomly about how a old buddy from high school joined the military and calls it the "big green welfare machine".
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« Reply #163 on: March 06, 2014, 10:05:27 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
Ya, you wouldn't want to get one of these poorly enforced sanctions.
Of course, one could just argue that everyone would imeadetly attack Australia for using chemical weaponry and thus it would quickly become less Vietnam 2.0 and world war Australia.
I checked and I don't think purposeful contamination of the environment through uranium is covered by chemical weapons or nuclear weaponry. I could probably make a case for it being 'experimental fertiliser' or something like that.

This here is why when I read through this just now is why I thought KJ's plan was nucking futz. THIS IS AUSTRALIA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! The country famous for being near impossible to kill unless you bomb it with nukes and lets see how well THAT goes over with the rest of the world. Canadians may be crazy when it comes to fighting but the Aussies are even scarier. Why in all hell did you not ally with them KJ they would've together been the best ground forces the world has ever seen. You're mad Kj just utterly mad. ((For the record I am Canadian and I know how crazy my own people are and I still think the Australians are far far more insane and better with ground troops. Fuck even the Australian navy is notorious considering they are well trained and there are all of three places to attack all of which are guarded by their navy like mad.))

That sounds a bit stereotypical if you ask me. However, i have heard from a objective friend of mine that Military personnel in Australia are payed more than those in America. An in a video by Josephvstalin {the lets player on YT} he comments randomly about how a old buddy from high school joined the military and calls it the "big green welfare machine".

Well I say that due to the fact that Australia the biggest and best infantry training camps in the world due to the fact that 90% of Australia is uninhabited they were able to build quite literally the biggest training camp in the world out in the middle of the badlands. (or in other words a training camp in an area where EVERYTHING including the trees and ground will kill you.) Combine that with their harsh training makes it so that their infantry is some of the most feared in the world. To put this into perspective during Vietnam the Australians did most of the work and managed to out guerrilla the Viet Cong. The Viet Cong told horror stories about the Australian infantry and lets just say they weren't much exaggerated. Combine the fact that they know they need a huge navy to stay safe if anyone attacks and they are rather formidably defended.

Edit: Also I meant to mention this earlier but besides all this Canada attacking Australia is one of the most preposterous things ever due to one big thing. They're both part of the Commonwealth. Pretty much none of the countries in the Commonwealth would ever ever attack each other actually I'm pretty sure they have long standing treaties and the like saying they can't.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #164 on: March 06, 2014, 10:24:40 am »

Trust me, there won't be any jackal meals. Australia is one of the worst places on Earth to invade and one of the best for guerrilla warfare. I'm not kidding about it becoming Vietnam 2.0!

Anyway I have an awesome idea involving jets adapted as crop dusters and powdered uranium. Salt the motherfucking earth, bitches.
Chemical weaponry is a very quick way to get on everyone's shit list since it's banned.
Ya, you wouldn't want to get one of these poorly enforced sanctions.
Of course, one could just argue that everyone would imeadetly attack Australia for using chemical weaponry and thus it would quickly become less Vietnam 2.0 and world war Australia.
I checked and I don't think purposeful contamination of the environment through uranium is covered by chemical weapons or nuclear weaponry. I could probably make a case for it being 'experimental fertiliser' or something like that.

This here is why when I read through this just now is why I thought KJ's plan was nucking futz. THIS IS AUSTRALIA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! The country famous for being near impossible to kill unless you bomb it with nukes and lets see how well THAT goes over with the rest of the world. Canadians may be crazy when it comes to fighting but the Aussies are even scarier. Why in all hell did you not ally with them KJ they would've together been the best ground forces the world has ever seen. You're mad Kj just utterly mad. ((For the record I am Canadian and I know how crazy my own people are and I still think the Australians are far far more insane and better with ground troops. Fuck even the Australian navy is notorious considering they are well trained and there are all of three places to attack all of which are guarded by their navy like mad.))

That sounds a bit stereotypical if you ask me. However, i have heard from a objective friend of mine that Military personnel in Australia are payed more than those in America. An in a video by Josephvstalin {the lets player on YT} he comments randomly about how a old buddy from high school joined the military and calls it the "big green welfare machine".

Well I say that due to the fact that Australia the biggest and best infantry training camps in the world due to the fact that 90% of Australia is uninhabited they were able to build quite literally the biggest training camp in the world out in the middle of the badlands. (or in other words a training camp in an area where EVERYTHING including the trees and ground will kill you.) Combine that with their harsh training makes it so that their infantry is some of the most feared in the world. To put this into perspective during Vietnam the Australians did most of the work and managed to out guerrilla the Viet Cong. The Viet Cong told horror stories about the Australian infantry and lets just say they weren't much exaggerated. Combine the fact that they know they need a huge navy to stay safe if anyone attacks and they are rather formidably defended.

Edit: Also I meant to mention this earlier but besides all this Canada attacking Australia is one of the most preposterous things ever due to one big thing. They're both part of the Commonwealth. Pretty much none of the countries in the Commonwealth would ever ever attack each other actually I'm pretty sure they have long standing treaties and the like saying they can't.

Way i see it as long as i don't get My Brazil caught up with Russia loving Ukraine/Germany being nope. An keeping away from what ever reason Australia is preparing for a invasion the better. I want to start making money and paying off debt in Brazil an then turn it into a banking superpower to rival Switzerland.

Along the way i plan to get the rest of latin america on board with this to shake up the word too :P
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