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Author Topic: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion  (Read 26530 times)

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2014, 08:08:29 am »

RUSSIA
CRIMSON.
President Fniff Fniffovich is now in power.

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2014, 08:18:36 am »

I WANNA JOIN THE STRAYANS!
Alright. You're in charge of skullfucking the hell out of those filthy New Zealanders.

America!
My first action will be to attack Australia. Don't care.
Oh man this is gonna be brilliant. Prepare yourself for Vietnam Version 2.0: Australia Death World Edition!

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2014, 08:44:57 am »

I'll take Russia. For the motherland!

First action: Propose a defensive pact with Australia in light of America's recent troop movements.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2014, 08:45:46 am »

Russia was taken by Fniff, you have to make a deal with him.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2014, 08:47:50 am »

I'll take Canada as purple please.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2014, 09:28:34 am »

I'll take Switzerland.

Check the status of weapons and artillery in our country.

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« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2014, 09:30:49 am »

I shall Join as the State of Belarus if we assume Belarus is peacefully assimilated into russia in the near future which is likely. Then I shall be the state of Denmark.

First Turn
Foreign Affairs
Denmark Announces its intention to leave the European union by the end of 2014. It urges the nations of Finland,Norway, and Sweden to join it. In leaving the european union and closing all deals with the european union.

Internal Affairs
The Queen of Denmark Passes an executive order stating that Denmark is to change its official religion to Eastern Orthodoxy. To show its support of New Russian policies. She also announces that a New National church will be built in Copenhagen it shall be large as to rival the Catholic cathedrals of old.

Internal Production
The New Eastern Orthodox Church is to be finished by mid June in 2015 a full 600 million dollars shall be committed to its construction and it shall be built with the use of government and civilian contractors. It shall be built out of Dark Stone blocks.

A new Port facility shall be constructed on the Northern end of the Jutland peninsula. East of the City of Aalborg near the small town of Hou. The Dock will be meant to maintain up to 12 vessels with a 500 meter in length. and two ships 1500 meters in length. Along with Dry dock facilities to produce 1500 meters in length. The budget for production is 11 billion us dollars.

Diplomacy
Envoy to Russia
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We the people of Denmark wish to cast our lot with you Russia we see the east as the new source of power and economic stability in this world. We wish to inform you that unlike the rest of the EU we will not cease trade with you. We will also assist you in any way possible militarily or economically in return we wish your support in re-establishing the old Danish Empire of Iceland, Greenland, Norway, and Sweden. Though that will come in time for now all we need is that you will guarantee our independence and also if we engage in any military action that you will support us.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2014, 09:31:29 am »

Bribe a certain Belgian guy into doing anything I want.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2014, 09:33:06 am »

CANADA EH.


Form open borders with Americans... I-if that's okay.
Begin developing advanced weaponry please.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2014, 12:59:25 pm by kj1225 »
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2014, 09:35:49 am »

Germany

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2014, 09:46:29 am »

So, when is the first turn coming up?

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2014, 09:54:35 am »

England
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I'm sure I'll end up as the mediator of many American conflicts.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2014, 10:39:15 am »

Germany Orders

Foreign Affairs
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Sever ties with Russia, and prepare to aid in the defense of Sweden, Norway, Etc. From foreign intervention. Send envoys to adjacent European nations to form a Confederacy of Nations, similar to the UN but with greater military power.

Internal Affairs
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Consolidate the economy by streamlining tax system. Renounce previous Socialist laws in favor of more capitalistic system, and make a total government reform - reinstate the Bismarkian Empire! Name Günther Lûtjens, a current leader of the Conservative party, the Chancellor.

Internal Production
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Rapidly increase mobilization of arms, and institute a new military policy to spend 1/8th of our current budget on rearmament. Begin changing the Mercedes factories into Tank production facilities. Streamline the current military, and open up the chain of command to a 4x larger capacity - fulfill this capacity over the next 4 years. Build a in-depth defense system across our eastern border.

Diplomacy
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Publicly send an envoy to Russia and demand a cessation of hostilities in the Ukraine.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2014, 11:04:16 am »

Russia Orders
Foreign Affairs
Accept Denmark's offer confidentially and make them send assistance in the war with the Ukraine.
Deny Germany's demands as they have no right to make them. This is a purely Russian matter and the Germans should mind their own business.

War in the Ukraine
Route troops, helicopters, and tanks through Belarus by making agreement with Alexander Lukashenko. Send them through Chernobyl's zone of alienation and have them go in a circle around the more radioactive parts, sending them to the southern border. Bring anti-radiation pills and equipment, just in case. At the border, go over at night and begin invasion towards Kiev. Send in reinforcements and air support through the Belarus-Russian border.

Internal Production
Begin secret operation using FSB to confiscate several factories owned by those opposed to me using fabricated evidence. After getting the factories and saying they are now government property, convert them into factories of war.

Internal Affairs
Begin massive propaganda campaign supporting the war. All pop music, television shows, and magazines should have a song/special episode/special edition involving the glory of war. If this fails to bring up recruitment, begin increased conscription.

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2014, 11:11:13 am »

Switzerland. I will immediately start research on rocket skis and plasma pikes. Appropriate Swiss Bank accounts from enemies, and bolster those of allies. I order the Swiss Guards to hold the Pope hostage. I now control a good portion of the Catholics in the world. With that in mind, I ready my troops to invade France.
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