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[My Name is Immaterial]

"The ignorant pig cop told me to a handstand. I naturally refused."

[birdy51]

"The ignorant pig cop told me to a handstand. I naturally refused."

Let us fold our arms in defiance, thus also sending the right message to our impressionable son. We many plans for this son of ours. One day, all of kebab shop will be his.

[Ddynamo]

"The ignorant pig cop told me to a handstand. I naturally refused."

"Father, I must ask opinion. Why you marry mother if you hate Americans?"

[My Name is Immaterial]

"The ignorant pig cop told me to a handstand. I naturally refused."

"Father, I must ask opinion. Why you marry mother if you hate Americans?"

"I do not hate Americans. Just some very stupid. Your mother not stupid."

[Ddynamo]

"The ignorant pig cop told me to a handstand. I naturally refused."

"Father, I must ask opinion. Why you marry mother if you hate Americans?"

"I do not hate Americans. Just some very stupid. Your mother not stupid."

".............What about Sarah?"

[Ross Vernal]

"Shut up. "

(Always a quick retort. )

[Remuthra]

"Shut up.  Infidel heathen."

[Epichighfive321]

Then smack him.

[Ddynamo]

"Shut up. "

(Always a quick retort. )

"Sorry....I was just..........it was stupid"

[Epichighfive321]

"Shut up. "

(Always a quick retort. )

"Sorry....I was just..........it was stupid"

Damn straight

[WhitiusOpus]

Awkwardly ignore your son's question by changing the subject.

"My son, when was the last time we had a bomb-building bonding session?"

build IEDs with our son. Close the shop for today as well, so we have more time to bond. And make bombs.

[Epichighfive321]

Awkwardly ignore your son's question by changing the subject.

"My son, when was the last time we had a bomb-building bonding session?"

build IEDs with our son. Close the shop for today as well, so we have more time to bond. And make bombs.

+10

[Ddynamo]

Awkwardly ignore your son's question by changing the subject.

"My son, when was the last time we had a bomb-building bonding session?"

build IEDs with our son. Close the shop for today as well, so we have more time to bond. And make bombs.

"Mother says she doesn't want us building bombs......though it is getting late, I suppose we leave"

[Epichighfive321]

"If we did everything like mother wanted, we wouldn't have had all those infidel skeletons to build that fort out of, now would we?"

[Doomblade187]

"If we did everything like mother wanted, we wouldn't have had all those infidel skeletons to build that fort out of, now would we?"

((Why, B12, why? Anyway.))

Go home, eat dinner with family. Eat something other than kebabs, though- you eat those for lunch already.