"Well, I suppose I'll have tah order something while I wait for my contact, eh?"
Order donuts and a bag of Moose Milk, then sit to wait for the Moosefather to arrive.
You order 2 glazed donuts and a bag of moose milk. It costs 5 loonies.
You sit and wait for the Moosefather. What's taking him so long?
"Oh no!"
Get North America tattooed on my head, quick!
You have no ink, and no needle for the tattooing.
You could buy a bottle of maple syrup to use as ink, it would cost 1 loonie.
You could use an icicle as a needle, but that would require going outside.
"La poutine, et faites vite!"
Accoster le serment à la hache.
"Canard! C'est un restaurant!"
"Pour la poutine, je ne veut pas les loonies. La poutine est special, je besoin l'Argent Canadian Tire.
You have nothing to throw at the crazed axe man.
Name: Sarah Thompson
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Appearance: Very short, with pale skin and dark eyes and hair. She is never seen without her purple knitted toque and scarf.
Personal information: Shy and quiet, she is one of the best hot chocolate makers in town. She takes great offense to an improperly prepared cup of hot chocolate. While she can stand the polar bears and moose, she is absolutely terrified of canadian geese.
Job: Works at the Tim Hortons at the other side of town.
Favourite NHL team: Ottawa Senators
Order a hot chocolate.
You buy a hot chocolate for 1 toonie.
The hot chocolate's cup has a large arrow on the side, pointing to the top. It says "Roll up the rim to win".
I AM A CANADIAN SO IT IS MY OBLIGATION TO JOIN THIS.
Name: Arkhan
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Appearance: Super Canadian eh. (Meaning a toque and mittens.)
Personal information: Lives ten minutes from tim hortons.
Job: Works at a firm.
Favourite NHL team: Vancouver Canucks.
Buy a hot chocolate.
(Which is 2.50... I go to timmies a bit... xP )
NOPE 1 TOONIE.
You buy a hot chocolate for 1 toonie. Splitting the loonie? What an absurd concept.
The hot chocolate's cup has a large arrow on the side, pointing to the top. It says "Roll up the rim to win".
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Look out the window. Are there any distressing things outside, aside from the deathly chill of Canadian weather?
You look out the window. [6] Through the blizzard you can see the frozen bodies of those who didn't make it inside fast enough.
Chop the counter with my axe.
You pull your axe out of the table and go to the counter. You raise your axe and prepare to strike when
[server roll 3]
the server grabs your axe and tries to wrestle it away from you but can't.
[Roll 2 -1(Server grabbing axe)]
You accidentally drop the axe. The server puts it behind the counter with the others.
"Please stop breaking things sir, or I will have to call the mounties."
Bring out my bazzoka and go outside.
You pick up your bazooka. It's the only sure-fire way to bring down a moose after all. Might be a bit overkill for a deer though.
[4]
You push the door open with your shoulder, through the meter tall snow. you can barely fit through the opening.
[3]
You can already feel yourself shivering with the early stages of hypothermia.
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