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[jrrocks05]

Am I dorfed?

[danmanthedog]

Am I dorfed?

Umm yeah I could not dwarf any body because of a tantrum spiral happing but i did dorf me so unless you wanr a crazy dwarf I would wait till they calm down.

[CaptainMcClellan]

@danmanthedog: Impressive blood spatter on that field there, eh?

@All: TANTRUM! TANTRUM! * dwarves roll around in blood and climb up walls and fist fight in the bathroom *

Later: This is an obsidian slab. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is a picture of dwarves and dwarves. The dwarves are throwing rock mugs at each other. This refers to the legendary tantrum spiral that lasted from the rule of danmanthedog to the rule of Shadowhammer, who used his mighty Shadowhammer to give dwarves tension-relief therapy. This patented therapy was invented before the beginning of time and is the secret of the dwarven kind. Therefore, it is enclosed in obsidian spoiler tags that can only be activated by those with the mind and heart of a dwarf.

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Dwarven tension-relief therapy involves using a hammer to open a new hole in the dwarf's head to let off pressure and  provide the boiling fury steam an outlet out of the braincavern. This allows the dwarven brain to return to it's normal size, which is about one cubic centimeter larger. Also, See below for the secrets of life and death.

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*removed for the safety of future generations*

[danmanthedog]

@danmanthedog: Impressive blood spatter on that field there, eh?

@All: TANTRUM! TANTRUM! * dwarves roll around in blood and climb up walls and fist fight in the bathroom *

Later: This is an obsidian slab. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is a picture of dwarves and dwarves. The dwarves are throwing rock mugs at each other. This refers to the legendary tantrum spiral that lasted from the rule of danmanthedog to the rule of Shadowhammer, who used his mighty Shadowhammer to give dwarves tension-relief therapy. This patented therapy was invented before the beginning of time and is the secret of the dwarven kind. Therefore, it is enclosed in obsidian spoiler tags that can only be activated by those with the mind and heart of a dwarf.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dwarven tension-relief therapy involves using a hammer to open a new hole in the dwarf's head to let off pressure and  provide the boiling fury steam an outlet out of the braincavern. This allows the dwarven brain to return to it's normal size, which is about one cubic centimeter larger. Also, See below for the secrets of life and death.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*removed for the safety of future generations*

Indeed that is the nonly way to help them, also I think the human juicier followed the master here!

[The Master]

also I think the dwarven juicier followed the master here!

Fixed.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Yes!

[Deus Asmoth]

So, I think I might just wall in the fortress for my year so that we can get past all this death and destruction stuff and on to the more important things, like making socks.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Haha. That's certainly one way to go. We're facing a siege from the undead yes? What I did in my fort was just keep the defenses others had built and sent out a vampire to take down the undead. It worked pretty well, decimating a force of zombies down to like 7 or 8, who were quickly taken by the regular militia. And when we break the siege, we should start setting up traps straight away. Goblin grinders work pretty well. ( Though I had an unfortunate bit of fun when some goblin gibs gummed up the works, allowing a whole score of zombies to get in. >.< Never trust even your best trap systems to work by themselves. )

[danmanthedog]

Haha. That's certainly one way to go. We're facing a siege from the undead yes? What I did in my fort was just keep the defenses others had built and sent out a vampire to take down the undead. It worked pretty well, decimating a force of zombies down to like 7 or 8, who were quickly taken by the regular militia. And when we break the siege, we should start setting up traps straight away. Goblin grinders work pretty well. ( Though I had an unfortunate bit of fun when some goblin gibs gummed up the works, allowing a whole score of zombies to get in. >.< Never trust even your best trap systems to work by themselves. )

are we under attack by undead? I only fought against nightwings and gobbos.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Oh. I coulda sworn someone had mentioned an attack by the undead. Hey, a question for all the overseers, does anyone plan to make a soap industry? XD

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

I might if it hasn't been done yet

[Deus Asmoth]

I don't think soap is going to be featuring in my turn at any rate. I usually leave it for a few years.

Just getting the save now, btw. Hopefully things are not as bad as I think they might be.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I know, I read the process it almost seems not worth ever doing. Except for the difficulty. Which is why I want to do it. ( I doubt I actually will, at least not during my first turn. Maybe 7+ turns later when I come up again. )

[jrrocks05]

I'll wait

[wasara]

By the way, is there any scummy types of defenses I shouldn't make? This gonna be my first succession game turn and I don't know the proper manners of what not to do.