(Behold my crappy attempt at mock-epic!)
The Saga of the Dread Pirate, verse I:
"They say the dreaded half-breed man
who murders over water,
Was sired 'tween two races, one our own;
a Dwarf-skald was his Father.
While speaking with the Dead one day,
he lost himself, and faltered,
but perchance was saved by elvish hand;
the Elf-king's own granddaughter."
Amongst those who believe in the circulation of the Dead, drawn down to the bottom and up again through the land, it is said that only the most prodigious of of souls complete the journey to live again. For first they must make it to the bottom, avoiding both the hordes of jelly-fish and the great Eaters of the Deep. Those who make it to the under-sea must then find their way to the places where water is drawn up through the land, and then find their way upwards. They say many become lost and stuck along the way, so few make it to within the earth. Of those that do, yet more cannot find their way to the top, and are trapped, or are deceived and drawn into the Orichalcum. Thus, it is said, only the mightiest, cleverest, and luckiest souls survive to reach the surface. At least, so is said amongst those who believe in this cycle.
Of the few said to have died and live again, there is Yolajj, the oldest living Dwarf-Skald. It is said he died at the hands of his own son, the halfbreed Pirate, yet came to live again.