I don't think I'll have much time to run the first turn, so here's the initial stuff.
January 1, 1999: Set-up and Meeting the Initial Soldiers
: "Sir, I am not certain that saying 'what could possibly go wrong' was such a good idea."
: "Why? This isn't a video game or movie of some kind."
: "More of the principle of the matter, sir."
: "What, you don't believe in the stuff they're saying about aliens do you?"
: "All I can say is, if there is a god, or fate is working in our lives, then saying 'what could possibly go wrong' and that something doesn't exist, you're is only provoking it."
: "Let's just move into the base. Which one did they pick. Is it 'NotASecretBase'? I liked that one."
: "The one with the most signees is 'A-Team' in North America."
: "Is it in Colorado?"
: "Kansas."
: "Fuck."
: "Well, can you send in the troops so I can see them?"
: "Of course, sir."
: "Colonel, what is this?"
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Ready for action.: "Apparently Ready for action, sir."
: "Greetings soldier. You're from DARPA, correct?"
"You in charge? You gonna give me a gun and some beer anytime soon?"
: "At the same time?"
"Of course, is there any other way?"
: "You'll get them on the flight out."
"That going to happen anytime soon? I wanna blow shit up."
: "Maybe."
: "Greetings Soldier. You're the first volunteer we had, and the third soldier in the unit."
: "Soldier? Unit? I came to fix the LAN at the recruitment office. I don't want to go fight a war!"
: "You're getting paid forty thousand dollars a month, and our objective means that you won't likely be in deployed in combat, mostly just being around the base."
: "No, I wil...wait, how much? Where are the guns at?"
: "Greetings Soldier. Welcome to X-Com."
"..."
: "You are about to take part in a great force, fighting off multiple forces of unknown power. Isn't that exciting?"
"..."
: "Don't you have anything to say?"
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: "..."
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: "I think I'm going to like this guy."
: "Greetings Soldier. Welcome to X-Com."
"Who the hell did I piss off to come here on 4 year deployment?"
: "How long did you have left on your force?"
"Two weeks."
: "I had one day and was in command of an army. Now I'm under a 6 year deployment under this guy."
: "Hey!"
: "No offense, sir."
: "'Allo. Itsa mea Mario."
: "Dear lord this guy is going to give me a headache."
: "I don't think you'll be the only person."
: "Is this a tart? Why is there a tart here?"
: "We're an equal opportunity employer, sir."
: "This is a tart. A caramel tart."
: "Of course, sir."
: "Well that was an interesting hour."
: "Four hours, sir."
: "Seriously, he lectured about synergy and workplace communication for four hours and how he should be at the top rank."
: "Sir?"
: "Yes?"
: "Permission to speak freely?"
: "Granted."
: "Can I shoot him next time he tries that?"
: "Permission denied. Which one are we going to speak with next?"
: "That was the last one."
: "
Thank GOD. Is there anything else to attend to?"
: "The scientists need to be assigned a project."
: "They have any avenues of research they want to go down?"
: "They have three in mind: advanced medkits, motion sensors, and laser weapons."
: "Put two on advanced medkits, two on motion sensors, and six on laser weapons. I like flashy stuff."
: "I'll keep that in mind, sir."