Topic: Superhuman OpenXCom Let's Play - This is not going to end well (Read 16865 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **on:** February 27, 2014, 12:36:56 am »

"Greetings you poor schmucks and welcome to X-Com. I am your leader, who they dragged in from off the streets after hearing me spout out an idea of forming a unit to fight 'extraterrestrials', as I assume happened to most of you, only I just got to saying the idea first or it was because they believed I was in an abduction of some kind. Honestly, I have no idea what that person slipped into my drink... Anyway, by some miracle of a sales pitch, some guy managed to convince the world governments to give us money each month to combat an 'extraterrestrial threat' as they put it. We have enough money coming in that we should do just fine against this 'threat'. In the meantime, we are having an election for the location of the alpha site, as well as for a better name than 'Alpha Site', so make sure you get your vote in. I don't think we'll be seeing any combat though. Seriously an extraterrestrial threat? Let me guess, little gray aliens with laser pistols coming down from flying saucers? This isn't some science fiction convention, this is real life, but hey, like the rest of you, ten thousand a month is not too much to sneeze at, especially with that signing bonus they were offering. Seriously, it's not like those stories are true and we'll have anything to deal with, am I right? What could possibly go wrong..."

Sign-ups

Spoiler: Soldier Sign-Up (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Base Petition (click to show/hide)

Current Leading Base Petitions

Spoiler: Site Petition 001 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Site Petition 002 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Site Petition 003 (click to show/hide)

Soldiers

Spoiler: Awaiting Deployment (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deployed (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deceased (click to show/hide)

I have only played this game long enough to get a rough idea of how the controls work, and I am going right into superhuman. This is not going to end well.

Also, if anyone could recommend a suitable character from a movie or video game to use for an image for the leader of XCom, that would be great.

Furtuka · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2014, 12:41:03 am »

Wheeeeeeeee

Name: Broomy Mcbucket
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Medium and Heavy arms.
Bio: A broom with a smiley face painted bucket placed on one end, with RC helicopters welded to a series of metal hinges set to jerk about randomly in place of limbs, all stuffed into an X-Com uniform. A tape recorder has been taped to the broom's handle, set to rattle off quotes and catchphrases recorded from action movies and things the other X-Com soldiers mutter in their sleep. Submitted by a pair of drunken scientists as part of a bet over how low X-Com standards were. Unfortunately the recruiting officer had gone to the same party they had, and was even more smashed at the time.
Image (not required):

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2014, 12:45:08 am »

Quote from: Furtuka on February 27, 2014, 12:41:03 am

Submitted by a pair of drunken scientists as part of a bet over how low X-Com standards were. Unfortunately the recruiting officer had gone to the same party they had, and was even more smashed at the time.

This describes this XCom's method of recruitment so perfectly.

Edit: You know, I'll add that as an example for standard recruitment.

MaximumZero · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2014, 01:30:03 am »

Name: Maxclone (I, II, III, IV, V, VI)
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Explosions. Lots of explosions.
Bio: Part of a DARPA cloning experiment to create the ultimate fighter pilot, the Maxclones were sent to XCOM to be deployed against the otherworldly menace. Because the program was...less than successful... the Maxclones tend to be wildly unstable, all of them sharing a love of combat, explosions, alcohol, and more explosions. DARPA shut down the program after six Maxclones were created, and no more are to be made, due to the Geneva Conventions. They are to be deployed one at a time, as they will attempt to kill one another until physically restrained, and cryogenically frozen (as you will find them in the forthcoming cargo container.) Good luck, Commander.
Appearance (may be an image): Varies with genetic modifications. Generally short, stout, and dark-haired.

Darkening Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2014, 01:36:41 am »

Name: D. Kaos
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Basic Rifle, two flares, one smoke. Good accuracy and either high TU or strength.
Bio: A technician contracted to go to the recruiting office to rewire their LAN, fainted at the sight of the 'aliens' on the recruitment posters and the recruiter decided the gullibility quotient was far too high to be believed.
Appearance (may be an image):

{This was how he was dressed when he awoke in the new base, tried to log on to the nearest computer to find out what the hell happened to him, but has decided to stay and ~~bank the cash~~ drink all the beer.}

Edit: Base location - Sweden/Norway.
Base Name - NotASecretBase. {I hope that fits}.

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2014, 12:54:30 pm »

Updated the OP with the new apps. Soldier names link back to their app post, and a deployment record has been added. The game will start after 8 soldier applications have been made.

Mephansteras · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2014, 01:03:25 pm »

I'm in!

Name: Raven
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Sniper role - Best rifle available, high Accuracy and Reactions. Tends to stay back and provide covering fire.
Bio: Generally silent. Probably horribly traumatized by previous military experiences, but doesn't like to talk about it.
Appearance (may be an image): Dresses in all black gear, Snake Eyes style.

Location: North America
Name: A-Team

IronyOwl · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2014, 01:47:47 pm »

Name: Bart McBill
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): To put it gently, I don't think it matters. At all.
Bio: McBill is a grizzled cop two weeks from retirement. Apparently this pissed somebody off, because he was transferred here to serve it out.
Appearance (may be an image): An overweight middle-aged white guy with thinning grey hair and a horseshoe mustache.

Location: Europe
Name: Bloodbank

darkpaladin109 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2014, 01:55:31 pm »

Name: "Super" Mario
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Rifles, weapons that set enemies on fire. Balanced stats.
Bio: He randomly jumped out of a green pipe in front of XCOM HQ one day, and was promptly hired by the drunk recruitment officer.
Appearance (may be an image):

RAM · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2014, 03:28:58 pm »

Name: Caramel Tart
Prefs: life, movement, stun rod, armed grenade.
Bio: A quantity of solid caramel contained in a pastry cup, with an attached note stating "Not safe for consumption". It was first discovered in a toxic chemicals cupboard bearing rank insignia and an X-com badge. As a result of standard recruitment policy, this was sufficient to have it added to the active duty roster.

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2014, 04:39:15 pm »

We now have a total of seven soldiers, so one more, and once I get home, I can begin the game...if we get at least one of the base petitions supported by more than 1 person. All petitions for the base name and location are in the OP and are currently tied, and I would prefer if the base was selected by vote rather than having it be my choice, but if there are eight soldiers by the time I have free time, then I will just start the game, deciding upon the location of those given myself.

GentlemanRaptor · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2014, 04:54:27 pm »

Quote from: Furtuka on February 27, 2014, 12:41:03 am

Wheeeeeeeee

Name: Broomy Mcbucket
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Medium and Heavy arms.
Bio: A broom with a smiley face painted bucket placed on one end, with RC helicopters welded to a series of metal hinges set to jerk about randomly in place of limbs, all stuffed into an X-Com uniform. A tape recorder has been taped to the broom's handle, set to rattle off quotes and catchphrases recorded from action movies and things the other X-Com soldiers mutter in their sleep. Submitted by a pair of drunken scientists as part of a bet over how low X-Com standards were. Unfortunately the recruiting officer had gone to the same party they had, and was even more smashed at the time.
Image (not required):

Shit, I remember Broomy. Sorry about dropping that LP, life got busy for me. Sign me up as well.

Name: Raptor
Prefs: Heavy weapons guy.
Bio: Something of a leader figure, with delusions of grandeur and an abundance of pithy quotes about "synergy" and "optimization". Was hired from his workplace because he said he had knowledge working with aliens, but he meant illegal aliens.

Appearance:

My vote is for North America and A-Team.

darkpaladin109 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2014, 05:12:24 pm »

I didn't put up my base petition yet, so I guess I'l do it now.
Location: America
Name: Wrong Neigborhood

poketwo · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2014, 05:20:22 pm »

Name: Chris
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): the individual seems to have a fascination with lasers, and does not care about death, he is highly paranoid though
Bio: (Note: Standard recruitment of individuals is for the recruiter to go to a party, get drunk, and invite as many as possible.) He convinced an off-duty recruitment officer to let him join without any effort at all. scans saw the officer having minor damage to the brain including misplaced chemicals. The more paranoid think he has mind control powers.
Appearance (may be an image): it is somehow unique and generic at the same time

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2014, 05:22:00 pm »

Quote from: GentlemanRaptor on February 27, 2014, 04:54:27 pm

Name: Raptor
Prefs: Heavy weapons guy.
Bio: Something of a leader figure, with delusions of grandeur and an abundance of pithy quotes about "synergy" and "optimization". Was hired from his workplace because he said he had knowledge working with aliens, but he meant illegal aliens.

Well, this certainly meshes with the 'no one here knows what is about to come'. Posts detailing reactions to the first mission should prove interesting.

Anyway, any further people that want to be deployed immediately will need to be the pilots of one of the interceptors or the skyranger. Also, the request for an image of a person from a video game or movie is still there, a mild bit more urgent if it is going to be in the first game post.

Quote from: poketwo on February 27, 2014, 05:20:22 pm

Name: Chris
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): the individual seems to have a fascination with lasers, and does not care about death, he is highly paranoid though
Bio: He convinced an off-duty recruitment officer to let him join without any effort at all. scans saw the officer having minor damage to the brain including misplaced chemicals. The more paranoid think he has mind control powers.
Appearance (may be an image): it is somehow unique and generic at the same time

Do you want to be the pilot of one of the interceptors or the skyranger, or wait for the first wave of troops?

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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darkpaladin109

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RAM

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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