Day, February 1, 1999: "So, what's the verdict?"
: "Bloodbank, at an unspecified location in Europe."
: "Drop it in southern Italy. The radar installation can cover most of Europe, and we can also grab Egypt as well."
Night, February 1, 1999Radar Operator: "UFO coming from the south."
: "Dispatch a interceptor."
: "Yes, sir."
Interceptor-1: "Target in sight."
: "Fire at will."
Interceptor-1: "Target neutralized. Crash in northern Texas."
: "Return to base, Interceptor-1. Skyranger will be out shortly."
Operation Cowboy TalonsMaxclone III: "Time for a little search and destroy, boys. Get the flares and smoke out there!"
Maxclone III: "Smoke's rising. Redeploy in it. Look alive, they could be anywhere."
: "Sir, if any aren't in that barn, it would make a good vantage point and area of operations."
Maxclone III: "Thanks for volunteering. Go clear it out with the Beast. Bionic, go around the barn between it and the hedgerows. HX, your commanding them."
: "(Fuck.) Yes, sir."
*incomprehensible groans*
: "Yes, sir."
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Affirmative.Maxclone III: "Everyone else, move up. Elec man, Ugg, G. Kaos, Mrs. Silver, you four head east. Check our flank. Vindaloo, toss a smoke at the front of the 'ranger. Yossarian, head to the Orchard.
All: "Yes, sir!"
Yossarian: "Plasma in the second barn!"
Maxclone III: "Keep an eye out for the shooter."
: "Ship spotted to the Southwest."
Maxclone III: "Look alive for guards."
Mrs. Silver: "Want us to abort and head there?"
Maxclone: "Yes, but head primarily south so we can flank 'em."
Yossarian: "Advancing forwa-RCH-"
: "I see contact! Yossarian is down!"
: "..."
: "Vind' tried firing and it's not going down!"
Maxclone III: "Can you get off a shot?"
: "I can try!"
: "It hit! It's down!"
Maxclone III: Silver, Ugg, Kaos, Elec, head over to the contact point. Where there's one, there's more."
Four: "Yes, sir!"
: "I see another! Damnit, my shot missed!"
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Firing. Target missed.Maxclone III: "See if they got the rapid fire I requested installed."
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It is an option.Maxclone III: "Use it."
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Bangarang.Maxclone III: "(Oh for fuck's sake). Alright, let's see if there are any more and clean out that ship!"
: "So how did the mission go?"
Maxclone III: "2 to 1 loss ratio."
: "Us?"
Maxclone III: "Them."
: "Excellent, Captain."
Maxclone III: "Thank you, si-. Thank you for the promotion, sir, though HX did lead the squad that killed off both of the aliens."
: "Then you can tell him he is now a sergeant, Captain."
Maxclone III: "Of course, sir."
: "We're going to pay for this big time, aren't we."
: "Without a doubt."
Whoo! Most successful mission yet! We are so going to be screwed over next time!