Uber Pye: Risk of Rain ($10)
Sirus: Super Time Force Ultra ($15)
NullForceOmega: Magicite ($10)
i2amroy: Agarest Zero ($20) +4
Shadowlord: Planetary Annihilation ($30)
TwilightWalker: Frayed Knights: The Skull of S'makh-Daon ($12)
Evilsx: Space Engineers ($20)
Sinistar: Victory at Sea ($25)
Uber Pye Vs i2amroy
Shadowlord Vs Evilsx
Sinistar Vs NullForceOmega
Sirus Vs Twilight Walker
Round One
Uber Pye rolled 1d15 → [9] = (9)
i2amroy rolled 1d20+4 → [3,4] = (7)
While i2amroy was grinding his waifu's affection points; Uber Pye beat the game five times, unlocked the mercenary (complete with laser sword!), and made sure i2amroy's generation ended there!
Shadowlord rolled 1d15 → [8] = (
Evilsx rolled 1d20 → [15] = (15)
Shadowlord attempted to assault Evilsx's planet! However, Evilsx didn't have a planet! Instead, he promised that, if he were given enough funding, he'd be able to make a planet. Shadowlord paid for everything, quickly went bankrupt, and was taken to a prison planet that punishes defaulters with a lifetime of hard labor of smoothing glacial ice with their bare hands! Evilsx continues to sit on his butt taking payments on a partially-completed project.
Sinistar rolled 1d13 → [11] = (11)
NullForceOmega rolled 1d20 → [2] = (2)
Armed with shield and sword, NullForceOmega charged Sinistar's battlegroup with predictable results!
Sirus rolled 1d19 → [16] = (16)
Twilightwalker rolled 1d20 → [8] = (
Sirus stole Twilightwalker's Quarterstaff of Nad-Whacking, traveled back in time, and applied it on Twilightwalker's father! Violating causality in every definition of the word!
Round Two
Uber Pye rolled 1d20 → [10] = (10)
Evilsx rolled 1d15 → [8] = (
Evilsx assaulted Uber Pye! Unfortunately, his weapons weren't implemented yet! Uber Pye introduced him to his robot HAN-D,
the numbness should subside in several hours.
Sinistar rolled 1d15 → [9] = (9)
Sirus rolled 1d20 → [14] = (14)
This would have been a victory description if it hadn't been erased by Sirus's time-traveling shenanigans!
Final Round
Uber Pye rolled 1d20 → [19] = (19)
Sirus rolled 1d18 → [18] = (18)
Sirus is confirmed as the RNGoddess's favorite plaything!
Uber Pye is the winner!
Budget: $39.25