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[Nighthawk]

Why, it's clearly Mirai from Kyoukai no Kanata.

And you, sir, get my vote. Isn't that anything but unpleasant.
I think I'll do this changing avatar thing more often just for fun.

[Sirus]

Noice.  huzzah for Reverse Image Search and some quick detective work :p

Sign me up for The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky on Steam, Blaze.

[Blaze]

Spoiler: Updoot (click to show/hide)

: Ryuujou-san! Wait!



*WHOOOSH*



: 胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸　胸



*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*



： You're wearing out the soles of my shoes!




*NNYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW*



: Watch out!

*MMMPH!*

*SPROING!*

: Are you alright?
: Did anyone get the number of that oil tanker?

*Ktchk*

: Eek!
: Huh?

*NAVAL BLOCKADE*

*Kai*

: ...
: M-m-m-m-m-Musashi! Th-th-this is-!
: To dare to ram a ship of the Yamato class. You are prepared for the consequences are  you not?
: (We are sunk! We are so sunk!)
: I don't know how you got past Nagato, so I'm going to give you two exactly 3 seconds to explain yourselves sufficiently. Starting Now.
: W-W-Well, Th-the-the paperwork that needed stuff-
: Three.
: th-th-the fleet roster and the new girl-
: -who bruises very, very easily...
: Two.
: Th-then there was a sub and- and-
: One.
: (Susanoo? Suijin? Amaterasu? There is a place up there for ship girls right? Someplace with lots of water? And bauxite? And not-being-turned-into-a-nasty-little-stain-on-the-floorium?)
: Stand down Musashi.
: Ah! Admiral!

Spoiler: Updoot Kai (click to show/hide)

: Understood, standing down.
: I've told you nearly a dozen times that you're not to roam the base while at full combat readiness.
: As you command sir.
: You say that but you aren't actually listening...
: Are you two alright?
: I think my next overhaul is going to be earlier than scheduled...
: Am I dead? Am I blown into trillions of tiny pieces? I'm too afraid to open my eyes and find out.
: I'll have counseling sessions prepared for you two if you believe you're in need of it.
: No need. Rather, we came to have her officially registered into the fleet roster.
: Well, if you take her class into consideration then the more appropriate option would have been to...
: Houshou-san...
: Ah. Say no more.
I have all the papers ready here, they just need to be authorized.
: Well let's take a look... Everything seems to be in order, but a few of these need to be made in triplicate. If you could make copies of these forms, I'll go fetch my seal.
: Right away!
: Musashi, keep an eye on our guest.
: Understood.



: ...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: (She's staring at me.)
: ...
: (Why is she staring at me?)
: ...
: (Am I not doing some ship girl greeting? I wasn't told anything about this!)
: ...
: (Come on me! Do something! Break the ice! Think!)
: ...
: Waaaah! I'm sorry for being so socially awkward!
: Such an odd girl...
: (Ah, she said something! Follow it up! Follow it up!)
: Do... Do you know the admiral?
: ...
: (Of course she knows him you idiot! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!)
: I'm the Admiral's pet.
: I'm sorry, I was lost in my own utter incompetence and I must have misheard what you said, could you repeat that for me, please?
: I'm the Admiral's pet.
: This is that kind of place?!?!
: Musashi, please don't say things that people might misunderstand.
: Understood, Master.
: You're not listening again...
: I've got the forms! We're ready to go!
: Alright, let's see, sign here... sign here... print and sign here... initial and date here... stamp here, here, and here...
: Umm... If I can ask for one more thing?
: You can ask, but whether I can accommodate it will depend on what it is.
: I'd like an escort detail if it isn't too much to ask...
: An escort detail? Well I can assemble a small team for you, but why the need?
: Ah well... I don't think I can take many more misunderstandings like the earlier one.
: Well, if you simply show them your clearance pass, it should clear up any misunderstandings.
: ... clearance... pass... sir?
: Well, of course; Two passes were made so you could meet with us and have the necessary security clearance.
: ... I... see...
: Tatsuta was supposed to have passed those on to you.
: ...She... was... was... she?

Meanwhile...

: Yes, you heard right! Not one, but Two all access security passes can be yours! Meet your choice of admiral at anytime and anywhere! Let's start the bid at 2500 steel!
: 2500 Steel! Do I hear 2750?
: 2750 Steel and 1000 Ammo! We can push higher than that can't we?
: 2750 Steel, 1000 ammo, and a Type-21 Radar! And another by the lady in the 3rd row!

There was lots bidding afterwards...

I am initiating the "Blaze is too fat, stupid, and useless" protocol. Meaning, until further notice, you can apply as soon as Monday starts and vote when Wednesday starts without waiting for me.

[Vector]

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[NullForceOmega]

Magicite again, because, why not?  Steam.

[MaximumZero]

So, since I seem to win all the things on B12 (barring the last round,) the wife wants me to put in for World of Goo on Steam for her.

[Shakerag]

Does https://indiegamestand.com/ meet criteria as an approved source?

I'm tempted to apply for Seduce Me [NSFW] for sheer Amusement Value. 

[Elephant Parade]

I'd like to apply for Magicite ($10) on Steam, please.

[Sirus]

Just in case I jumped the gun earlier:

Noice.

Sign me up for The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky on Steam, Blaze.

[Aklyon]

I'd like to apply for Sacrifice (GoG) again.

[uber pye]

apply me up for Hotline Miami please! 

[Blaze]

Uber Pye: Hotline Miami
Aklyon: Sacrifice
Sirus: The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
Elephant Parade: Magicite
MaximumZero: World of Goo
NullForceOmega: Magicite
Vector: Ikaruga
ShakeRag: Seduce Me

Well that filled up quickly, though remember that some are on 1-week cooldown and newer entrants may take their place.

[Shadowlord]

I'll vote for MaximumZero.

[Nighthawk]

Sirus gets my vote.

[Blaze]

Uber Pye: Hotline Miami
Aklyon: Sacrifice
Sirus: The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky +1
Elephant Parade: Magicite
MaximumZero: World of Goo +1
NullForceOmega: Magicite
Vector: Ikaruga
ShakeRag: Seduce Me

I WILL PUT AN UPDATE TODAY EVEN IF MY TODAY'S SHIFT IS 8AM - 10PM アｓｄｇｆメｗｆｖｂェｓｖｄクェｒｔｔファアｚｃｖファｗｒｆｓ

Or I'll try to anyway...