Elephant Parade: Magicite ($10) +1
Vector: Ikaruga ($10) +1
Mapleguy555: Battleblock Theater ($15)
Sirus: The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky ($17)
sjm9876: Beat Hazard ($10) +1
NullforceOmega: Magicite ($10) +1
SteelMagic: Xenonauts ($25) +1
Choppy: Reboot Bundle 4 ($3)
Vector Vs SteelMagic
Elephant Parade Vs Mapleguy555
Sirus Vs Choppy
sjm9876 Vs NullforceOmega
Round One
Vector rolled 1d20+1 → [20,1] = (21)
SteelMagic rolled 1d13+1 → [7,1] = (
As SteelMagic's assault team chased Vector into space, Vector shifted to black and led them on until they were hopelessly lost in the space. After several years of drifting in space, SteelMagic went insane and tweeted a 500-page rant on how he hated the blackness of space. He was then attacked by Space-Born Justice Warriors who proceeded to yell at him ineffectually and accomplish nothing. Then they all died. We all lived happily ever after.
Elephant Parade rolled 1d20+1 → [5,1] = (6)
Mapleguy555 rolled 1d18+1 → [13,1] = (14)
After soundly trouncing Elephant Parade, Mapleguy555 forced him into a pair of incredibly uncomfortable shoes! Elephant Parade was never able to adventure ever again!
Sirus rolled 1d13 → [6] = (6)
Choppy rolled 1d20 → [10] = (10)
Sirus commisioned Choppy to create equipment for his next adventure! Choppy promptly cut every corner possible and a few corners that were highly improbable. Sirus then died on a level 1 quest. He was level 50.
sjm9876 rolled 1d20+1 → [19,1] = (20)
NullForceOmega rolled 1d20+1 → [20,1] = (21)
NullForceOmega revealed the shiny! sjm9876 both loved and hated the shiny; at least until the distraction caused him to die a horrible death from trillions of multicolored bullets coming from every direction possible.
Round Two
Vector rolled 1d20+1 → [1,1] = (2)
Mapleguy555 rolled 1d18+1 → [10,1] = (11)
As Vector swooped down on Mapleguy555, he suddenly realized the problems of only being able to fly in one direction. Three seconds later he smashed into a wall crotch-first and exploded into millions of fragments and power-ups.
Choppy rolled 1d20 → [7] = (7)
NullForceOmega rolled 1d17+1 → [2,1] = (3)
NullForceOmega tried to tempt Choppy into spending money on shiny minerals and was promptly given the (re)boot and was forced to spend the rest of his life mining Cheapnium with his bare hands.
Final Round
Mapleguy555 rolled 1d14 → [8] = (
Choppy rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
Mapleguy555's claims the crown block, ending Choppy and his Miserly reign of Misery with a hail of cats dressed in odd clothing!
Mapleguy555 is the winner!
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