n9103: Toady Donation ($10)
Lithare: The Forest ($15)
Bouchart: Rise of the Triad ($15)
Sinistar: Gods Will Be Watching ($9)
SteelMagic: Xenonauts ($25)
Imperial Guardsman: Gunpoint ($10)
BigFatStupidHead: Automation ($25)
Sirus: Valiant Hearts ($15)
n9103 Vs SteelMagic
Bouchart Vs BigFatStupidHead
Lithare Vs Sirus
Sinistar Vs Imperial Guardsmn
Round One:
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [20] = (20)
SteelMagic rolled 1d13 → [9] = (9)
Toady sentenced all Xenonauts to 10 minutes without booze. 3 minutes later, the all-consuming fury of sobriety destroyed the base. In the ensuing battle, Steelmagic was shot in the face with a plasma cannon and died of liver failure.
Bouchart rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
BigFatStupidHead rolled 1d15 → [15] = (15)
BigFatStupidHead's company bought out Bouchart's Triad after fuel-efficient vehicles became more profitable than drugs due to the ever increasing price of gas. Bouchart was then converted into a cyborg and spent the rest of his days engaging in wacky car-related adventures until his eventual retirement as a crash test dummy.
Lithare rolled 1d20 → [19] = (19)
Sirus rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
Sirus's time as a Luftwaffle pilot was cut short after he crashed into a random island. He spent the next 50 years living on the island, conquering the hostile cannibalistic natives and eventually becoming their god. He then woke up an realized it was all a dream due to receiving a concussion. Then Lithare appeared, torched his face with a flare gun, and stole his shoes.
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [12] = (12)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20 → [14] = (14)
Imperial Guardsman was tasked to steal interstellar secrets from a ship that Sinistar was guarding. He then infiltrated the ship by smashing a window but ran into Sinistar. They decided to settle it the classic way, with rock-paper-scissors. Sinistar chose Rock. Imperial Guardsman chose Magnum.
Round Two:
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
BigFatStupidHead rolled 1d13 → [8] = (
BigFatStupidHead army of vehicles sieged n9103's fortress that was set in a desert with an aquifer! In desperation, n9103 set all his resources into building walls with the only material he had. BigFatStupidHead drove his Superheavy Apocalypse Tank full-speed into a 1-tile thick wall made of green glass and totaled it, dying on impact.
Lithare rolled 1d18 → [9] = (9)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20 → [4] = (4)
As Imperial Guardsman flew home from his previous job, his plane was attacked by mysterious assailants who blew a hole in the side of the plane. He eventually fought them all off, but in the melee, his hat had flown off never to be seen again. Imperial Guardsman thus quit his job as a freelance spy and died a broken man. Later, Lithare found a hat that had washed up on the shore of his island, he named it Wilson.
Final Round
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [5] = (5)
Lithare rolled 1d18 → [12] = (12)
While wandering in the endless caverns, Lithare came upon a masterwork adamantine sword and took it.
In a totally unrelated incident, n9103's fortress was overwhelmed by undead, demons, and lack of booze. He spent the rest of his life engaging in heavy drinking and mourning. He then died of fourth-degree plasma burns.
Lithare is the winner!
Budget: $53.25
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