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Author Topic: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Saleaway  (Read 186774 times)

Sheb

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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #930 on: May 15, 2014, 10:00:45 am »

Vote snowballing is a powerful thing indeed. Come one people, come and vote for the Toad!
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« Reply #931 on: May 15, 2014, 10:33:05 am »

the Toad must win!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #932 on: May 15, 2014, 11:30:24 am »

I've been quiet here for some time, but sure, I'll toss a vote in for the Toad. :)
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« Reply #933 on: May 15, 2014, 11:34:56 am »

Come on guys, 4 more votes for a surefire Toady Victory!
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« Reply #934 on: May 15, 2014, 11:51:41 am »

Sure, I'll throw in a vote for the Toad.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #935 on: May 15, 2014, 04:26:06 pm »

Eh, I'm in. Long live the Toady.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #936 on: May 15, 2014, 04:43:14 pm »

Only the foulest of blasphemers would-

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« Reply #937 on: May 15, 2014, 04:56:52 pm »

IronyOwl, I'll track you down, send you to die in the volcano vent and lock your children with famished puppies until they become mindless war machines!
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« Reply #938 on: May 15, 2014, 05:03:28 pm »

Voting for.....


IronyOwl, I'll track you down, send you to die in the volcano vent and lock your children with famished puppies until they become mindless war machines!

*HURLS PRINCESS RIOTING AT SHEB*

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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #939 on: May 16, 2014, 07:44:23 pm »

: Ladies and gentlemen!
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Myroc: Endless Legend +1 ($26)
Ochita: Magicka ($10)
EuchreJack: CK2: Old Gods ($15)
sjm9876: King of Dragon Pass ($6)
Evilsx: Eldritch ($6)
Uber Pye: Long Live the Princess +2 ($10)
Sheb: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOADY +14 ($10)
Shadowlord: Age of Mythology: EE ($30)
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EuchreJack Vs Shadowlord
Ochita Vs Uber Pye
sjm9876 Vs The Fellowship of the Toad
Evilsx Vs Myroc

EuchreJack rolled 1d20 → [9] = (9)
Shadowlord rolled 1d10 → [8] = (8)
EuchreJack emerges victorious in the great battle of the gods!

Ochita rolled 1d20 → [13] = (13)
Uber Pye rolled 1d20+2 → [18,2] = (20)
Ochita is stripped of his magicka and thrown into the dungeon where he is taunted for all eternity! Or riots; whichever comes first.

sjm9876 rolled 1d20 → [10] = (10)
Sheb rolled 1d18+14 → [9,14] = (23)
It was a short and nasty battle. The Fellowship's magic blew away sjm9876's, and he was driven from the field; his followers struck down as they fled. The Fellowship looted 57 cows and 15 horses. They also took 26 cows worth of loot.

Evilsx rolled 1d20 → [2] = (2)
Myroc rolled 1d10 → [8] = (8)
The elder gods punished Evilsx's failure in ways that cannot be described here without risking a ban!

Round Two

EuchreJack rolled 1d18 → [7] = (7)
Uber Pye rolled 1d20+2 → [15,2] = (17)
Uber Pye's rioters succeeded in forcing EuchreJack to abdicate! He was later killed by poisoned chocolate, which was forced into his upper front lobe with a cereal spoon.

Sheb rolled 1d20+14 → [17,14] = (31)
Myroc rolled 1d10 → [1] = (1)
Myroc is cast into a bottomless pit, his legend still continues to this day!

Final Round
Uber Pye rolled 1d20+2 → [20,2] = (22)
Sheb rolled 1d20+14 → [6,14] = (20)
The Almighty Random Number Goddess almightily and randomly rests her almighty random bosom onto the fellowship which is almightily and randomly obliterated and flung in almighty random directions never to be heard of again in the almighty random universe!

Uber Pye is the winner!
Someone needs to appease the RNGoddess; this is ridiculous. I'll go ahead and donate to Toady anyway, but he may want to watch out for sudden meteor strikes or something.
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« Last Edit: May 16, 2014, 07:58:44 pm by Blaze »
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Wrath of the RNG)
« Reply #940 on: May 16, 2014, 08:11:53 pm »

I suspect either sheb or toady is cursed. Maybe both.

I'm not entirely sure you wanna do the donation anyway though, it might start off people asking if they could get whatever for near misses.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Wrath of the RNG)
« Reply #941 on: May 16, 2014, 08:22:38 pm »

Wait, I thought the minimum dice was 1d15 now. The malus received from cost is limited to $10 so that restricts it to oh I see, you edited the first post to change it to $20. That explains it.

Congratulations on rolling a natural 20, Uber Pye. :P
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Wrath of the RNG)
« Reply #942 on: May 16, 2014, 11:01:02 pm »

Dammit Pye -_____-;
No seriously, congrats
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Wrath of the RNG)
« Reply #943 on: May 16, 2014, 11:12:55 pm »

Just goes to show you- anything can be ruined utterly if you've got a pair of traitors willing to strike at just the right time. :3
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Wrath of the RNG)
« Reply #944 on: May 17, 2014, 11:58:22 am »

wait wat? i win? i was not expecting that. all it took was an natural 20 gone wild and a bad roll to ruin everyones plans.
thanks blaze!


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