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[SquatchHammer]

To shake things up, I'm voting for myself. It looks like Janet might win by shear votes...

[EuchreJack]

To shake things up, I'm voting for myself. It looks like Janet might win by shear votes...

I think we all agreed to give Janet the game and keep our spleens intact...

[choppy]

I vote for Cicero.  ( I find it interesting that Janet pops up and 4 members appear to vote for her)

[n9103]

Yea. Almost like a stalker fanclub or something. 

[IronyOwl]

I'll vote for Imperial Guardsmen dying in space, if only to oppose the megalithic Janet Empire.

[Sheb]

All hail the Janet Empire!

[Steelmagic]

I would like to vote for the Great Toad.

[BFEL]

If you're wondering, I haven't been around because VTM: Bloodlines went on sale again and I grabbed it like a non-moron this time

Wonderful game, and fittingly I have only managed to play it at night.

Also I Vote Toad because I doesn't afraid of Janet.

[scrdest]

+1 for the mighty Janet Empire

[Sinistar]

Update on my entry:

Looks like that deal on Space Hulk was actually a flash sale of a sort. It's still discounted now, but not so much - specifically, it's 10,99€ instead of 5,49€. I'll still try my luck with it though.

_{But damn, I should have bought right away back then. I love Humble Bundle and I hate to sound like I'm nit-picking, but some sort of countdown timer on deals would be nice.}

[bQt31]

I vote Toad because I don't even know what I'm voting for

[Blaze]

Cicero: Luftrausers ($10) +1
Shadowlord: Age of Mythology ($24)
SquatchHammer: Long Live the Riot for NullOmegaForce ($10)
Imperial Guardsman: FTLAE ($10) +1
Uber Pye: System Shock 2 ($10)
Sheb: Toady Donation: The Movie: The Game ($10) +3
Sinistar: Space Hulk ($7) +1
Janet: 7,62 High Calibre ($5) +5

Round One
Shadowlord Vs Imperial Guardsman
Shadowlord rolled 1d10 → [3] = (3)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20+1 → [16,1] = (17)
Shadowlord was splattered in an asteroid belt! X 1000

SquatchHammer Vs Uber Pye
SquatchHammer rolled  1d20 → [15] = (15)
Uber Pye rolled  1d20 → [13] = (13)
Uber Pye was obliterated by sheer force of Princessery!

Sheb Vs Sinistar
Sheb rolled 1d17+3 → [3,3] = (6)
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [9] = (9)
Engraved on this post is a poorly-designed image of Sheb, Sinistar, and Toady One by Blaze. Toady One is striking a menacing pose. Sinistar is making a plaintive gesture. Sheb is in a fetal position.

Cicero Vs Janet
Cicero rolled 1d15 → [11,1] = (12)
Janet rolled 1d20+5 → [11,5] = (16)
Cicero was struck down by highly questionable artwork! And guns, but mostly artwork.

Round Two
Imperial Guardsman Vs Sinistar
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d17+1 → [7,1] = (
Sinistar rolled 1d20+1 → [10,1] = (11)
SINISTAR SMASH PUNY GUARDSMAN!

Janet Vs SquatchHammer
Janet rolled 1d20+5 → [19,5] = (24)
SquatchHammer rolled 1d15 → [6] = (6)
One can only imagine the number of checks SquatchHammer failed in this event!

Final Round
Sinistar Vs Janet
Sinistar rolled 1d18+1 → [14,1] = (15)
Janet rolled 1d20+5 → [14,5] = (19)
Sinistar was swarmed by groupies who struck him down with their rubber hoses!

Janet is the winner!
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Maybe I'll reduce the effect of price on dice rolls, it's too easy to cheese the system by nominating very cheap games.

[BFEL]

Maybe I'll reduce the effect of price on dice rolls, it's too easy to cheese the system by nominating very cheap games.

Yeah, and that means less weight loss for Blazey

[Sheb]

All hail the Janet Empire!

[Cicero]

All hail the Janet Empire!

*brings gifts of porcelain cups and fine liniments*