SquatchHammer: NullForceOmega for Long Live the Queen
Imperial Guardsman: FTL +1
Sinistar: Puzzle Quest:CotW
BigFatStupidHead: The Binding of Isaac
Shadowlord: Spengineers
sjm9876: Broforce
uber pye: System Shock 2
We still need one more person. I'll leave it open for a bit longer. Saturday at most.
Ah. And you can begin voting.
: You!
: Don't you know when to give up?!
: You didn't think it'd be that easy to get rid of us did you?
: Because if you did, that would be stupid.
: And now you're going to be stupid and dead!
: ...
: Don't even think about it. We don't have the firepower to take that thing down.
: Cowards! Making a woman do your dirty work!
: Cowards? Now that's just downright discourteous.
: Our first encounter obviously showed that head-on confrontation would result in failure. Failure is not always the result of incompetence. The true mark of incompetence is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
: Perhaps it's showing weakness? Under what system? Each individual has strengths and weaknesses. Would you fault an archer for attacking a swordsman at a distance? Knowing how to best apply your strengths and minimize your weaknesses is a key component to achieve success, not only in tactics, but in all endeavors.
: Or is it the issue of "honor"? Charging in without thinking shows, at best, a weak mind, and at worst, a gross lack of responsibility for those who look up to you. Fulfill your duties to the best of your abilities, carry yourself with dignity, lessen the burden carried by those who depend on you but do not stunt their own advancement; that shows one's true worth.
: And what if she's a she? Women are exposed to the same world men are. Does a single chromosome result in a change on the cosmic level that makes women immune? The sentiment is overly romanticized; and while I can appreciate it, that kind of backhanded misogyny is outdated and dangerously naive.
: Ah, but now I'm babbling. We should end this talk and-:
THEY RAN AWAY?! AFTER THEM NOW! : They're catching up!
: Tch. He realized faster than I thought he would.
: Can't we go any faster?
: What's the point of pushing someone that's already pushing as hard they can?
: Stop whining and try being something other than useless meat!
: Waaah! I'm sorry for being a useless existential strand composed entirely out of fat!
: We need to lose some weight! Now!
: B-b-but, I've tried my best and I could only slim down so much...
: No you dunce! He means toss everything we don't need overboard!
: My clothes?!
: What's the point of keeping them if you can't even fit in them?!
: Yeesh, look at this stuff. No wonder you're a complete social reject.
: Ah! My books!
: If you actually had any idea how to parse that knowledge you wouldn't be such an idiot!
: What the- "Twilight"? Join the bandwagon and hate it already!
: My CDs too?!
: Your taste in music and media is terrible!
: Everyone knows digital storage is superior in practically every regard. Join the 20th century grandma.
: Our photo albums?!
: If your past self could see you now she'd commit suicide out of shame!
: Oh wow, this one. Definitely going on Facebook.
: You're not getting away!
It's still not enough?!
: Now! Kill them so hard that they die to death!
: !
: Ah! Wait!
: Hey! Over here!
: You idiot! What are you doing?!
: Yeah! I'm talking to you! The one who's reduced to fornicating with a stuffed animal!dontthinkiveforgottenaboutthelps.png : Wait wait wait! Not him! The fatties, go for the fatties!
: What are you waiting for?!
: But-
: GO!