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[Sheb]

I'm a bit late, but congrats to the winners anyways! Also, dunno what happened in the brawl period, did Sheb's beard consume EuchreJack and became a new independent entity or what? o.o

EuchreJack nominated me for a game. We merged and ate the other contenders with our mighty beard.

[Sinistar]

Ah, I see. That makes exactly the same amount of sense as what I thought did make before. Thanks for upholding the high standards of sublime horror this topic is proudly known for.

[SquatchHammer]

If I can, I'll nominate NullForceOmega for Long live the queen, because of princess riot....

[Blaze]

I'm sorry for these late constantly late updates. Work is heading towards the busier season so I end up taking longer hours or multiple shifts. And then there's classes...

SquatchHammer: NullForceOmega for Long Live the Queen
Imperial Guardsman: FTL
Sinistar: Puzzle Quest:CotW
BigFatStupidHead: The Binding of Isaac
Shadowlord: Spengineers

That still leaves three spots open.

[sjm9876]

* sjm9876 sighs

Well, just to fill it out....
Broforce

Though I'd also like to vote for Toady

[uber pye]

System Shock 2 please 

[b_knight286]

FTL is a good game.  I vote for Guardsman.

[Blaze]

SquatchHammer: NullForceOmega for Long Live the Queen
Imperial Guardsman: FTL +1
Sinistar: Puzzle Quest:CotW
BigFatStupidHead: The Binding of Isaac
Shadowlord: Spengineers
sjm9876: Broforce
uber pye: System Shock 2

We still need one more person. I'll leave it open for a bit longer. Saturday at most.
Ah. And you can begin voting.

Spoiler: Part 3 "Words" (click to show/hide)

: You!
: Don't you know when to give up?!
: You didn't think it'd be that easy to get rid of us did you?
: Because if you did, that would be stupid.
: And now you're going to be stupid and dead!
: ...
: Don't even think about it. We don't have the firepower to take that thing down.
: Cowards! Making a woman do your dirty work!
: Cowards? Now that's just downright discourteous.
: Our first encounter obviously showed that head-on confrontation would result in failure. Failure is not always the result of incompetence. The true mark of incompetence is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
: Perhaps it's showing weakness? Under what system? Each individual has strengths and weaknesses. Would you fault an archer for attacking a swordsman at a distance? Knowing how to best apply your strengths and minimize your weaknesses is a key component to achieve success, not only in tactics, but in all endeavors.
: Or is it the issue of "honor"? Charging in without thinking shows, at best, a weak mind, and at worst, a gross lack of responsibility for those who look up to you. Fulfill your duties to the best of your abilities, carry yourself with dignity, lessen the burden carried by those who depend on you but do not stunt their own advancement; that shows one's true worth.
: And what if she's a she? Women are exposed to the same world men are. Does a single chromosome result in a change on the cosmic level that makes women immune? The sentiment is overly romanticized; and while I can appreciate it, that kind of backhanded misogyny is outdated and dangerously naive.
: Ah, but now I'm babbling. We should end this talk and-

: THEY RAN AWAY?! AFTER THEM NOW!

Spoiler: Part 4 "More Words" (click to show/hide)

: They're catching up!
: Tch. He realized faster than I thought he would.
: Can't we go any faster?
: What's the point of pushing someone that's already pushing as hard they can?
: Stop whining and try being something other than useless meat!
: Waaah! I'm sorry for being a useless existential strand composed entirely out of fat!
: We need to lose some weight! Now!
: B-b-but, I've tried my best and I could only slim down so much...
: No you dunce! He means toss everything we don't need overboard!
: My clothes?!
: What's the point of keeping them if you can't even fit in them?!
: Yeesh, look at this stuff. No wonder you're a complete social reject.
: Ah! My books!
: If you actually had any idea how to parse that knowledge you wouldn't be such an idiot!
: What the- "Twilight"? Join the bandwagon and hate it already!
: My CDs too?!
: Your taste in music and media is terrible!
: Everyone knows digital storage is superior in practically every regard. Join the 20th century grandma.
: Our photo albums?!
: If your past self could see you now she'd commit suicide out of shame!
: Oh wow, this one. Definitely going on Facebook.
: You're not getting away!
It's still not enough?!
: Now! Kill them so hard that they die to death!

: !
: Ah! Wait!
: Hey! Over here!
: You idiot! What are you doing?!
: Yeah! I'm talking to you! The one who's reduced to fornicating with a stuffed animal!

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: Wait wait wait! Not him! The fatties, go for the fatties!
: What are you waiting for?!
: But-
: GO!

Spoiler:  Part 5 "Even More Words" (click to show/hide)

: That's enough. We're moving on.
: But-
: He made the decision. There's nothing we can do.
: We're just going to leave him here?
: Do you think I'm any happier with this outcome that you are?
: He's right you know. It'd be a shame if I suddenly caught up wouldn't it?
: Ah!
: You- How-
: I barely appeared at all and no one even bothered thinking of me despite my flashy entrance? That's disgraceful.
: You-
: Ah. Ah. Ah.
: It'd be a shame if piggy over here had a sudden massive drop in Hit Points wouldn't it?
: ...
: Why?
: Hm?
: Why is this happening?!
: They haven't done anything! I haven't done anything!
: Why are you doing this?!
: Precisely. You haven't done anything.
: Then why-
: Nature.
: Nature?
: Nature is a simple mechanic. You consume in order to accomplish.
: Failure and incompetence is punished with death.
: Even humanity in its infancy was able to grasp this simple concept.
: Those who do nothing. Die like nothing.
: Someone like you, incapable of doing anything for anyone, much less herself, merely being dragged along by whatever force comes by, consuming resources up to the point of growing fat; you're not just a parasite, you're a gluttonous parasite that accomplishes nothing. Yet somehow you still exist.
: And the fact that you still exist is a sin against nature.
: That...
: That makes no sense at all!
: Who are you to decide what an accomplishment is?!
: Why are you doing this?!
: I just made all that up. Don't get so worked up.
: Huh?!
: Society as of late has began losing the ability to directly communicate. Instead, they falsify their actions in order to express themselves. I believe they call it "Passive-aggressive behavior".
: Let's have an example shall we?
: Bob and Betty are a couple. Bob works hard at his job and as of late, has began leaving his dirty socks on the couch.
: Betty has found this increasingly annoying but instead of telling Bob that he should have common courtesy and not treat her like some maid; she simply takes said socks and leaves them on his pillow.
: Bob retaliates by then leaving all his clothes on the couch. Betty furthers it by then refusing to do all laundry. Bob then hires someone to do his laundry for him while making insulting remarks about Betty. Betty then stops cooking. Bob goes out and has beers with his friends and several unnamed lady associates. Betty then screams at him for cheating on her when he returns home.
: I have taken it upon myself to not fall into that bottomless pit. I express myself to those I have feelings for without skirting, sidestepping, or falsification.
: In other words:

: I just don't like you.

[Elephant Parade]

That was quite the surprise ending.

[Sheb]

Nooooooo! Blaze! Well, at least being beheaded made you loose some weight.

Can you add a donation to Toady on the list?

[Blaze]

If the whole thing seems disgustingly forced; that's because it is. I deeply apologize for the general falling of quality, it wasn't high to begin with anyway..
And I completely missed Toady's entry even when it was right there! The extension was completely unnecessary!

SquatchHammer: NullForceOmega for Long Live the Queen
Imperial Guardsman: FTL +1
Sinistar: Puzzle Quest:CotW
BigFatStupidHead: The Binding of Isaac
Shadowlord: Spengineers
sjm9876: Broforce
uber pye: System Shock 2
Sheb: Toady Forever

I'll leave it up for votes for a bit longer.

[Sheb]

I'll vote for FTL.

[sjm9876]

Vote for Toady, if possible.

[SquatchHammer]

Long live princess madness to Null please.

[n9103]

Toady Forevermore.