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[EuchreJack]

Man, I'm quite the popular guy here.

Must be the beard.   

[BFEL]

Goddammit Sheb.

[Steelmagic]

Man, I'm quite the popular guy here.

Must be the beard.   

It IS a nice beard.

[SquatchHammer]

I should probably clarify, I meant to nominate Octodad as a gift to Blaze... it might not run well on my computer.
I tried the free version and it mostly worked, but the full game looks a bit more intense.

Vote for more tentacle love action ...um I mean, fun and healthy exercise game for Blaze... yes fun and healthy...

[Sinistar]

I don't vote because I'd really like to vote for everyone (myself excluded). I just love you lot so much.
But because I can't vote for everyone, I vote for no one. ;__;

[Sheb]

But surely you love me best? Loos at the Beard. The Mugnificient Beard!

[Sinistar]

Sheb: look at my beard, look!
me: no, Sheb.
Sheb: you must look at it!
me: you cannot make me do that, Sheb!
Sheb: look at it, it's free!
me: DON'T...TEMPT ME SHEB!...I dare not look at it...even if it's free of charge. Understand Sheb, I'd gaze upon your glorious beard from the desire to do you good...but I'd make me question my manliness and pitty my own facial hair and OH GOD THE BEARD SO MAGNIFICENT OH DEAR ARMOK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I HAVE TO VOTE FOR SHEB WHYPLEASEMAKEITSTOP

[Sheb]

Take that BFEL! The Beard Shall Overcome you too! Join in the glorious Facial Hair!

[BFEL]

Take that BFEL! The Beard Shall Overcome you too! Join in the glorious Facial Hair!

Congrats, I now know what part of you to cut off if I lose

You'll be as beardless as a baby elf.

[Blaze]

I'm sorry about the late update. Someone important to me fell ill so I stayed over a few days to care for him.

Sheb: Toady Donation +2
b_knight286: Craft the World
Shadowlord: Spengineers
Imperial Guardsman: FTLAE
Sinistar: Full Mojo Rampage
BFEL: Vampires: The Masquerade Bloodlines +1
EuchreJack: Vampires: The Masquerade Bloodlines for Sheb +2
sjm9876: Broforce
Yoink: Octodad +2

Spoiler: Brawl Round (click to show/hide)

Sheb rolled 1d20 → [6,2] = (
b_knight286 rolled 1d20 → [8] = (
Shadowlord rolled 1d20 → [2] = (2)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d20 → [10] = (10)
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [5] = (5)
BFEL rolled 1d20+1 → [19,1] = (20)
ShebJack rolled 1d20+2 → [18,2] = (20)
sjm9876 rolled 1d20 → [4] = (4)
Yoink rolled 1d20+2 → [3,2] = (5)

BFEL ties...

ShebreJack rolled 1d20 → [14,2] = (16)
BFEL rolled 1d20 → [3,1] = (4)

... only to be devoured by the beard in the tiebreaker!

EuchreSheb wins the brawl round!

Sheb, PM me the address you'd like the game sent to.

Spoiler: Elimination Round (click to show/hide)

Sheb Vs Shadowlord
b_knight286 Vs Imperial Guardsman
Sinistar Vs sjm9876
BFEL Vs Yoink

Round One
Shebby One Vs Shadowlord
Sheb rolled  1d20+2 → [9,2] = (11)
Shadowlord rolled  1d10 → [2] = (2)
Shadowlord was locked in a tower where he wrote a very concise, 315-page book on how worthless he is!

b_knight286 Vs Imperial Guardsman
b_knight286 rolled 1d20 → [8] = (
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d15 → [6] = (6)
b_knight286 sicced his tantruming dwarves on Imperial Guardsman!

Sinistar Vs sjm9876
Sinistar rolled 1d16 → [13] = (13)
sjm9876 rolled 1d20 → [11] = (11)
sjm9876 was discharged! With explosives!

BFEL Vs Yoink
BFEL rolled 1d20+1 → [19,1] = (20)
Yoink rolled 1d20+2 → [14,2] = (16)
BFEL won by (insert dirty joke involving tentacles and bloodsuckers here)!

Round Two!
Shoady Vs b_knight286
Shoady rolled 1d15 → [7] = (7)
b_knight286 rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
b_knight286 suggested a crafting system so needlessly complicated and meaningless dwarfy that Toady ran away screaming!

Sinistar Vs BFEL
Sinistar rolled 1d15 → [2] = (2)
BFEL rolled 1d20+1 → [19,1] = (20)
Sinistar lost his mojo!

Final Round!
b_knight286 Vs BFEL
b_knight286 rolled 1d20 → [10] = (10)
BFEL rolled 1d20+1 → [2,1] = (3)
b_knight286 crafted a razor for BFEL using BFEL's own teeth after curbstomping him into the asphalt!

b_knight286 is the winner!
PM me an email address to send the game to.

Thread Budget: $35.75 → $30.75

[Sheb]

Ahahah! Victory is mine. MINE! MINE! Take that BFEL!

[Imperial Guardsman]

What is blazes avi from

[EuchreJack]

LOL, we won!  Take this BFEL!

The Power of Love of Sheb's Beard!

[Imperial Guardsman]

I call bull on that, btw. SHEB had 2 dice.

[EuchreJack]

I call bull on that, btw. SHEB had 2 dice.

So did everyone else that got a vote, including BFEL.