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[SquatchHammer]

If we weren't in a moratorium of paddling, I'd sooo call for a paddling right now.

Slap your sister on the back of the head. Trust me It's a great idea.

Clearly the best solution is to paddle Blaze's sister.

I volunteer to paddle both.

The people on this forum are so quick to paddle Blaze and her siblings is getting me to wonder how much of a nutjob you have to be to truly join this thread.

[Yoink]

Let's paddle the bank employees, too, for making Blaze drag her lazy self over there to cash the cheque!

(Seriously though, glad it turned out alright.)

[Sirus]

If we weren't in a moratorium of paddling, I'd sooo call for a paddling right now.

Slap your sister on the back of the head. Trust me It's a great idea.

Clearly the best solution is to paddle Blaze's sister.

I volunteer to paddle both.

The people on this forum are so quick to paddle Blaze and her siblings is getting me to wonder how much of a nutjob you have to be to truly join this thread.

Hey, I only suggested paddling the sister because she was the dolt who took Blaze's card

[Elephant Parade]

Good thing you didn't get your credit card stolen. That would have been bad.

[IronyOwl]

Well, next time you see your sister let her know that a bunch of 24 year old male college students want to paddle her until she likes it.

[Yoink]

Well, next time you see your sister let her know that a bunch of 24 year old male college students want to paddle her until she likes it.

Well. That post certainly sums up just how disturbing this thread can be is. >.>

[Steelmagic]

Let's paddle the bank employees, too, for making Blaze drag her lazy self over there to cash the cheque!

(Seriously though, glad it turned out alright.)

Fuck it! Paddelins for everyone!

[SquatchHammer]

So it took a 4'11'(corrected) female making a whacked story about a bear paddling her avatar to a "love"-paddling crazed submissive to make bay 12 members into sexual deviants that will paddle anyone?!?

BLAZE WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?!?!?

[Blaze]

Well, next time you see your sister let her know that a bunch of 24 year old male college students want to paddle her until she likes it.

(`･ω･´)ゞ

So it took a 4'8" female making a whacked story about a bear paddling her avatar to a "love"-paddling crazed submissive to make bay 12 members into sexual deviants that will paddle anyone?!?

BLAZE WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?!?!?

I'm 4' 11"! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

And I didn't unleash anything; the thread simply chose those who were fit to join.

Okay, so the donation this week will be an LP stimulus. The rules are simple:
1. Person A says, "I want to see an LP of <game A>."
2. Person B says, "I'll do an LP of <game> if you buy me it." or "I'll do an LP of <game A> if I can get <game B>."
3. The games must cost $15 or less.
4. The budget is $50. This is separate from the thread budget, and will not affect it in any way. (Left overs will not be added).
5. No escaped lunatics.

If you get a game, but don't do an LP or fail to do a sufficiently long LP, I will glare at you until you cover your shame.
And you will be excluded from my giveaways for a good amount of time.
But mostly glaring.

[mastahcheese]

I want to see a LP of Starwhal: Just the Tip. ($9.99 on Steam)

[SquatchHammer]

Soooo sorry Blaze. Either way you're a tiny creature....

And it is a video or written Lets play?

If its either .. I do have a couple of games that I own that I might be able to do a video lets play and possibly make it funny/fucked up beyond reason.
Age of Pirates II
Surgeon Simulator
GTA 4
Starbound
Terraria


I wouldnt mind to do Starwhal but I have my eye on goat simulator or something else just as crazy... Hey blaze I volunteer my free time to do a crazy lets play of Bay 12's choice if its ok with you as part of your giveaway?


Also, NO PADDLING SIMULATOR OF ANY KIND THAT'S OUT THERE OK?! Im not into spanky!

[MaximumZero]

I'm 4' 11"! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

This information is not pertinent without the other size metric.

[Blaze]

Video, Screenshot, or Written. Personally I prefer screenshot LPs but any will do.

[mastahcheese]

Oh. Well I was worried that it would have to be video LPs.
I already do screenshot LPs (sorta) so I guess even I qualify for that.

[Sinistar]

Ooooooh this is exciting! I've never done a LP, but wanted to, some day.

Can't say for sure if I'm in or not right now, but this is an interesting turn of events. This topic just keeps on giving!