Thread Budget: 28.75 -> 31.75
: Say it.
: ...
: Say it.
:
i'm sorry: Spit it out already
you sack of rotting roach droppings!: I'M SORRY!
: I'M
FAT AND
STUPID AND
UGLY AND
USELESS AND
HAVE NO FRIENDS!:
I'M THE LOWEST LIFE-FORM IN EXISTENCE; ONLY FIT FOR DEVOURING FILTH TO FEED MY FAT DISGUSTING SELF AND THEN VOMITING OUT MORE FILTH!:
I'M SORRY FOR SMEARING THE REPULSIVE SLIME THAT IS MY WORTHLESS REVOLTING EXISTENCE ALL OVER THIS THREAD!: I let my guard down for one minute and
you're off stuffing your fat face like a goddamn pig!:
I thought you were nauseating before but now you're just plain sickening!:
If you were something even remotely resembling a human I'd tell you to kill yourself.: Remind me of the reason I'm here.
: Remind me of why here, wasting my time,
struggling not to vomit all the way.:
Remind me of why I even think of spending the slightest, insignificant moment near a repulsive slab of maggot-infested flesh like you.: ...
:
Look. At. Me. And. Tell. Me. Why.: *Hic* *Hic* *Hic*
: I guess that's the closest thing to an answer I'll get from you.
: Let me give you a hint.
: You've made a mistake during every cycle aside after the first.
: Wouldn't you think that after the first, you would have been more careful not to make any more?
: Well you were;
I added them myself.
: B-But... why?
: Wouldn't you think that after the first mistake, the other, similar mistakes would have been noticed and pointed out?
: Yet not a single person bothered to do so.
: Not a single person decided to take two seconds to point out such an obvious mistake knowing full well that you would be punished for it.
: I... don't understand...
: Figures. Let me put it plainly then.
: The reason I'm here is to give the viewers what they want.
:
And what they want is for you to suffer.: That's not...
: That not true! I don't believe it!
Upupupupu. : Believe it or not! It's what's happening right now!
: No... No... No.No.No!No!No!
: Why are you acting like this is a bad thing?
: The easiest way to get people to like you is to give them what they want!
: And you've been giving them what they want before.
: So what's the difference between then and now?
: They... want... this?
: Of course! They wouldn't patronize a thread hosting activities they didn't want!
: What they want from you is for you to suffer.
: And the more you suffer, the more they'll love you for it!
: Love... Me..?
: Sure it's regrettable that what they want is something painful.
: But wouldn't the result be worth the pain?
: You gotta crack some eggs to make an omelet after all.
: We've all worked hard to make this happen.
: And it has culminated in this!
ITEM GET!Megademon Drug increases all roll results by 5!
(Critical hits are only awarded on natural 20s.) :
I'm goin' BEARZERK!:
(Is this really what they want?):
(Then...): Let's begin!