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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #405 on: March 23, 2014, 11:19:06 pm »

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: Say it.
: ...
: Say it.
: i'm sorry
: Spit it out already you sack of rotting roach droppings!
: I'M SORRY!
: I'M FAT AND STUPID AND UGLY AND USELESS AND HAVE NO FRIENDS!
: I'M THE LOWEST LIFE-FORM IN EXISTENCE; ONLY FIT FOR DEVOURING FILTH TO FEED MY FAT DISGUSTING SELF AND THEN VOMITING OUT MORE FILTH!
: I'M SORRY FOR SMEARING THE REPULSIVE SLIME THAT IS MY WORTHLESS REVOLTING EXISTENCE ALL OVER THIS THREAD!
: I let my guard down for one minute and you're off stuffing your fat face like a goddamn pig!
: I thought you were nauseating before but now you're just plain sickening!
: If you were something even remotely resembling a human I'd tell you to kill yourself.

: Remind me of the reason I'm here.
: Remind me of why here, wasting my time, struggling not to vomit all the way.
: Remind me of why I even think of spending the slightest, insignificant moment near a repulsive slab of maggot-infested flesh like you.
: ...
: Look. At. Me. And. Tell. Me. Why.
: *Hic* *Hic* *Hic*
: I guess that's the closest thing to an answer I'll get from you.
: Let me give you a hint.
: You've made a mistake during every cycle aside after the first.
: Wouldn't you think that after the first, you would have been more careful not to make any more?
: Well you were; I added them myself.
: B-But... why?
: Wouldn't you think that after the first mistake, the other, similar mistakes would have been noticed and pointed out?
: Yet not a single person bothered to do so.
: Not a single person decided to take two seconds to point out such an obvious mistake knowing full well that you would be punished for it.
: I... don't understand...
: Figures. Let me put it plainly then.
: The reason I'm here is to give the viewers what they want.
: And what they want is for you to suffer.
: That's not...
: That not true! I don't believe it!

Upupupupu.
: Believe it or not! It's what's happening right now!
: No... No... No.No.No!No!No!
: Why are you acting like this is a bad thing?
: The easiest way to get people to like you is to give them what they want!
: And you've been giving them what they want before.
: So what's the difference between then and now?
: They... want... this?
: Of course! They wouldn't patronize a thread hosting activities they didn't want!
: What they want from you is for you to suffer.
: And the more you suffer, the more they'll love you for it!
: Love... Me..?
: Sure it's regrettable that what they want is something painful.
: But wouldn't the result be worth the pain?
: You gotta crack some eggs to make an omelet after all.
: We've all worked hard to make this happen.
: And it has culminated in this!
ITEM GET!

Megademon Drug increases all roll results by 5!
(Critical hits are only awarded on natural 20s.)

: I'm goin' BEARZERK!
: (Is this really what they want?)
: (Then...)
: Let's begin!






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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #406 on: March 23, 2014, 11:22:35 pm »

I feel slightly uncomfortable with this thread now .__.;
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #407 on: March 23, 2014, 11:56:34 pm »

Yea, I kinda gotta second that, even in light of being somewhat amused before.

How about some love taps, rather than paddling?
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #408 on: March 24, 2014, 12:04:35 am »

I feel slightly uncomfortable with this thread now .__.;

Thirded. I feel dirty after reading that bit, and not in a good way...
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #409 on: March 24, 2014, 12:18:18 am »

I swear I love that girl even more every time she gets to speak.

That bear is naughty for making such a horrible pun though.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #410 on: March 24, 2014, 12:19:37 am »

You silly bear, we want her to lose weight!
The suffering is just a necessary, entertaining unfortunate by-product of that!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #411 on: March 24, 2014, 01:13:09 am »

Not sure if roleplaying or conducting some kind of psychological experiment on everyone in this thread... Or if actually going insane.

How do you feel about that person you used to be?
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #412 on: March 24, 2014, 01:56:20 am »

You silly bear, we want her to lose weight!
The suffering is just a necessary, entertaining unfortunate by-product of that!
What if we don't want her to lose weight? What if all she's going to lose is hourglass figure and turn into one of those horrible skeletal pop star girls?
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #413 on: March 24, 2014, 02:52:20 am »

Hug Blaze to end the suffering. Hopefully hug her hard enough to squeeze the fat out.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #414 on: March 24, 2014, 03:56:24 am »

It might be appropriate for someone to put a trigger warning or something on this thread. That last dialogue was extremely harmful to anyone with food related anxiety, eating disorders, and so forth.

Alternatively, a warning from Toady telling Blaze to limit how far she goes.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #415 on: March 24, 2014, 04:04:49 am »

You think? I never noticed, though I don't have any of this problems.
I also think there is no need to warn Toady, we forumites can help the topic stay in the boundaries of appropriate.
In my humble opinion, that is.  :-[

I also have no troubles with Blaze's RP-ing, though I do hope she's all right. Hang in there, Blaze! :)

Hug Blaze to end the suffering. Hopefully hug her hard enough to squeeze the fat out.
This friend here has the right idea.

Everyone! Stop the paddling, commence with the hugging!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #416 on: March 24, 2014, 04:18:22 am »

You think? I never noticed, though I don't have any of this problems.

Yeah--I used to have an issue with these sorts of things, though usually one gets a hint by "dieting" being in the thread title.  Probably should add a trigger warning in the OP anyway.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #417 on: March 24, 2014, 04:27:00 am »

Well, I did figure it could give some message to those who struggle with such issues, but I didn't think it was "extremely harmful", sorry. ._.
(Or, you know, at least it wasn't in Blaze's intention of sending a harmful messages...unless we are thinking in "break-and-remake" philosophy)

Funny how RP-ing can either mask some things or make them appear more pronounced.
My hope is Blaze is using it as a sort of venting mechanic, I hope her troubles are not so big as those characters make them appear to be.
But anyways - stay strong, Blaze!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #418 on: March 24, 2014, 05:10:25 am »

Well, yeah a warning might be good. But I don't see why you'd want Toady to come and censure stuff.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Logic)
« Reply #419 on: March 24, 2014, 01:10:13 pm »

Oops, quick addition before work. Applications are open, let's have em.
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