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[BFEL]

On the bright side, I've mostly overcome fears of nudity in front of others from dreams.  Sort of a "it just happens enough times that you stop caring".   

Is it weird that I have NEVER had one of those? The nudity dream I mean.

[serephe]

All of my dreams involve nudity. I must be stealing yours.

[BFEL]

All of my dreams involve nudity. I must be stealing yours.

Hey, I know we all want to see me naked, but really? Stealing my naked dreams just to see it?

[MaximumZero]

Lucid dreaming for the win.

[n9103]

Can't recall any dreams I was naked in.
That's not to say I haven't dreamed up myself a near-harem however.
Too bad I can't manage lucid dreams anymore.

[Vortex Rikers]

After last time, lucid dreams' got a restraining order. 

[Blaze]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

: Hm?
: Is it my turn already? I'm not scheduled to appear for at least 3 more cycles.
: Apparently this Cow-hipped Mouthbreather decided to stop posting about us.
: Mouthbreather???
: Some drivel about maintaining sanity or something.
: Well we can't have that, this thread needs to maintain momentum or we'll lose what few viewers we already have.
: But the dreams...
: Oh please, blaming us for that is so moronic that I don't even know when to start.
: It's a well known fact that people who are ugly on the outside are just as ugly on the inside.
: If anything it explains you perfectly doesn't it.
: Waaaaaah!
: Hey, we're not even halfway through, you're messing up the flow of the post.
: My bad!
: So? Where do I fit in this?
: We need someone to convince her that her ugliness is her own fault and not ours.
: I'm sorry for being ugly!
: Oops, I did it too.
: Doesn't look like I have a choice if I want to make more appearances anyway.
: So? What's my character supposed to be like?
: Well... I haven't... Not... I don't know...
: Whaddya mean "you don't know"?!
: It's three weeks too early and I've been rigging things up as I go.
: You're expecting too much from that scab she calls a brain.
: Just wing it and you'll be fine.
: Fine, gimme some time.
: Don't overdo it now, you're still just a guest character for this portion.

Spoiler: Winnars (click to show/hide)

: As there were no additional votes after the previous listing, let's meet with out competitors!

PanH: One Way Heroics +3 ($2 Playism)
SinlessMoon: Nether ($15 Steam)
EuchreJack/Shadowlord: One Way Heroics +3 ($2 Playism)
Imperial Guardsman: Banished ($20 Steam)
Yoink: No time to Explain ($10 Steam)
Choppy: Bundle Stars Adrenaline Bundle +2 ($5 Bundlestars)
Wardo: Papers Please +4 ($10 Steam)
Vortex Rikers: Running with Rifles +2 ($10 Desura)

: ...
: WHY ARE THERE NINE ENTRIES HERE?!
: Oh no, I must've lost track of-
: YOU.
: !
: Expect. Horrible. Pain. In your immediate future.
: Noooooooo!
: Euchrejack and Shadowlord will be treated as one team for this cycle. If they win, they'll both receive the game.
: The cost will be recouped from the flayed remains of this brain-dead bag of pig vomit.



: The Wheel of Fate is turning!

PanH Vs Imperial Guardsman
EuchreJack/Shadowlord Vs Wardo
Sinlessmoon Vs Yoink
Choppy Vs Vortex Rikers.

: Rebel One!
: Action!

PanH Vs Imperial Guardsman
PanH rolled 1d23 → [14] = (14)
Imperial Guardsman rolled 1d2 → [1] = (1)
Imperial Guardsman didn't have enough dakka!

EuchreJack/Shadowlord Vs Wardo
EuchreJack/Shadowlord rolled 1d23 → [12] = (12)
Wardo rolled 1d16 → [14] = (14)
EuchreJack and Shadowlord weren't able to find Wardo!

Sinlessmoon Vs Yoink
Sinlessmoon rolled 1d15 → [13] = (13)
Yoink rolled 1d20 → [15] = (15)
Sinlessmoon was lost in the Nether!

Choppy Vs Vortex Rikers
Choppy rolled 1d22 → [2] = (2)
Vortex Rikers rolled 1d17 → [3] = (3)
Choppy couldn't outrun Vortex Rikers' rifle!

(No seriously, what's with these incredibly low rolls recently? PanH and Imperial Guardsman tied twice, first 2, then 1)

Round 2
PanH Vs Wardo
PanH rolled 1d23 → [8] = (
Wardo rolled 1d16 → [11] = (11)
PanH went the wrong way!

Yoink Vs Vortex Rikers
Yoink rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
Vortex Rikers rolled 1d22 → [15] = (15)
Vortex Rikers had an accident while running with a shotgun!

Final Round
Wardo Vs Yoink
Wardo rolled 1d22 → [4] = (4)
Yoink rolled 1d20 → [10] = (10)
Yoink Won! (For reasons that weren't explained)

Winner is Yoink!

Thread Budget: $21.50 -> $11.50
PM me an email to send your game to.

[sebcool]

So. . . Should I send a PM too, or did I misunderstand the other post?

[Blaze]

I've already sent the game to you didn't I? Check your email.

[IronyOwl]

I love how the bear blushed when he accidentally the self esteem.

Of course, I love how benevolent and thin our current taskmaster is even more. :3

[Yoink]

Ha! See guys, I don't even need your votes!

* Yoink does a victory dance- and doesn't even cause the foundations to shake whilst doing so!

[Blaze]

So. . . Should I send a PM too, or did I misunderstand the other post?

: I seem to have sent the item to Johuatar by mistake. Pm me your email and it'll just take a moment to-
: YOU. AGAIN.
: ...
: Paddling is crude and unimaginative for someone with my sophisticated tastes.
: But it seems to be perfect for someone like you.
: Noooooo!
: I'm also bringing in that.
: T-Th-That?

Item GET!

The steel paddle allows its user to roll twice, taking the higher roll!

: Have FUN!

[IronyOwl]

Paddle Fat-For-Brains.

[Yoink]

Celebratory paddling, go!

[Owlga]

Paddle so Tiger-Eye sempai will notice