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[Gunner-Chan]

When you give us that face we just wanna paddle it harder you know.

[choppy]

So I am going to get on the paddle train. When are they going to be rolled?

[Gunner-Chan]

I suggest we tie Blaze to one of those old US mail hooks by a railroad track. Then tie hundreds of paddles alongside a train going on that route.

[Sirus]

When you give us that face we just wanna paddle it harder you know.

I dunno. Puppy-dog eyes are my weakness :<

[Vortex Rikers]

This thread reads like a fever dream.

A fever dream paddling down an ocean of masochism.

[BFEL]

What do you guys eat to manage to get fat on a such a sport regimen? Concentrated fat fried in blubber with a glass of olive oil?

I'm thinking we could probably solve world hunger if we figured what if it that makes you guys so efficient at absorbing food. It may not even be your metabolism, it could be a special gut flora or something.

Well with me I was thin pretty much until I was about...15? Then it got really hot one summer and I was just drinking insane amounts of Coca-Cola to stay cool.
Like 2 cases a day

Now its mostly that I eat junk food, and lots of it. After I became fat EVERYTHING STARTED TASTING GOOD. Before I was a picky eater and would barely touch anything, now its NOMNOMNOM all the time.

So basically, if you want to stay thin: move to Alaska

[Sheb]

Interesting. It's actually a proven thing that when you get fat, the behavior of many of your cells, including muscle and fat cells change. Why didn't you drink water?

[Shadowlord]

Drinking tons of water to stay cool isn't necessarily safe if you're sweating, because you wouldn't be replacing any electrolytes. Of course, coca-cola doesn't have any electrolytes either (according to a quick google search), which is presumably why God invented Gatorade, Powerade, and so on - but they were intended for athletes (read: people burning lots of calories actively), not people trying to sit still and stay cool in the kind of temperatures at which newscasters go looking for sidewalks on which to fry eggs on live TV.

[sebcool]

Proceed with the paddling.

[Sheb]

Well, you can get your electrolytes from your food. It's not like salt deficiency was really a problem in the Western diet.

[sebcool]

But that would involve eating snacks, which make you fat, like Blaze.

[Yoink]

I think a good paddling is the best solution.
Just beat the fat right out!

[serephe]

They say you are what you eat. So don't eat junk food.

Eat supermodels and billionaires.

[BFEL]

Interesting. It's actually a proven thing that when you get fat, the behavior of many of your cells, including muscle and fat cells change. Why didn't you drink water?

Because I generally dislike water. I'm a soda-spoiled bastard ok?

Seriously, the ratio of pure water to soda/"junkie" drinks I've had across my life must be something like 1%/99%
Its kinda sad.

Also in recent hot seasons I have taken instead to soaking myself in a shower for awhile instead of consuming vast amounts of liquid for that very reason. Usually by the time that becomes necessary its so hot that my clothes dry out within an hour o.o

[WhitiusOpus]

Drinking tons of water to stay cool isn't necessarily safe if you're sweating, because you wouldn't be replacing any electrolytes. Of course, coca-cola doesn't have any electrolytes either (according to a quick google search), which is presumably why God invented Gatorade, Powerade, and so on - but they were intended for athletes (read: people burning lots of calories actively), not people trying to sit still and stay cool in the kind of temperatures at which newscasters go looking for sidewalks on which to fry eggs on live TV.

Yeah, if you're not exercising regularly, don't drink Gatorade. Right now, I'm on our HS track team and we run almost nonstop for two hours a day at practice, and even then I only drink sports drinks like that during practice, to help replace electrolytes. The real problem are the sugars in the drinks, which are a negative if you're drinking them after practice.

Also, haven't had a soda in three weeks