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[Lithare]

Agarest!

[MaximumZero]

It occurs to me that I don't think I've ever seen Blaze post in the Food Thread. We could really use a chef in there.

[Nighthawk]

YES! I got my laptop back just in time!

Voting for Agarest!

[IronyOwl]

My vote is for Sinistar, just cause I'm contrary like that.

Glory to the not-waifus!

[Blaze]

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

MaximumZero: Symphony ($9)
i2amroy: Agarest Zero +6 ($20)
Ispil: Sonic Adventure 2 +1 ($10)
Shadowlord: Crusader Kings 2: Charlemagne ($15)
Sinistar: Metrocide +1 ($7)

Average Price: $12

MaximumZero rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
i2amroy rolled 1d16+5 → [7,6] = (13)
Ispil rolled 1d20+1 → [5,1] = (6)
Shadowlord rolled 1d19 → [9] = (9)
Sinistar rolled 1d20+1 → [2,1] = (3)

i2amroy is the winner!
I now pronounce you man and waifu(s). (Note: This is not legally binding).

Please PM me your email to choose between your choice of cliche anime personality archetypes to drag along multiple playthroughs in order to figure out the utterly esoteric path towards the true ending.

Budget: $12.25

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Oof!

: That wasn't pleasant at all! Now where am I?
: Re...ab..sh vis... ..ed!
: I. ..t g...ing .ny ...spon.. ..om t.. ex....al .am..as!
: .ot..ng wro.. on ..r .nd x2
: .ys..ms ..por. ..ga.iv. on ...age.
: Hello? I can't make out anything you're saying.
: .am.it! .an..ng imp..t ..ust.. ..e ...io!
: . .old y.. ..at th... .as a ...ce o. ..nk!
: We.. ..ill ...ting ..ind wi...ut vi...ls.
: What's happening? Hello?
: .id .ou .ry tur.... it o.. an. o. .gai.?
: Re....ing prim... .omms mi... .ork.
: It.. ta.. .ges fo. . .a.ua. ...oot!
: . don. .ee .th.. al...na..ves, .ak. .. s.

.......

: Hello? Anyone?
: Well at least I landed on this nice soft pile of...

: UNDERWEAR!?
: No more! That's it! QUIT! I QUIT!
: I have no idea what's going on, I have no idea where I am, I have no idea what I am aside from the fact that I have hundreds of tiny, tiny people running around inside of me!
: I've been nearly killed several times today and was just subjected to a full frontal assault by several women!
: NOW I'M WEARING SOME PERVERT'S CLOTHES WHILE SITTING ATOP A PILE OF USED WOMEN'S LINGERIE!
: WHY?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!

"Hey! I heard something in there!"
"The laundry room? I suppose it wouldn't hurt to check."
*klck* *klck* *klck*

: No! Don't come! I can't take anymore!

"Well I can certainly hear something in there."
"Does anyone have the key? The laundry room is closed at this hour."
*klck* *klck* *klck*

: I'm an aircraft carrier and you don't know what I'll do!

"Here なのです！"
*ktchk!*
"Хорошо."

: Stay away! I'm warning you!

*creeeeeeeeak*

: Hello?
: Excuse us, we're coming in!
: It's too dark to see, where's the light switch?
: ...
: ...
: ...

*Pomf*


*click*

There's someone unconscious in the underwear bin!
It's Kiso! No wait, it's not Kiso?
Hawawa! It's steam! She's overheating!

Later...

: Ngh...
: She's coming to! Hey!
: You shouldn't rush her so soon. She might overheat again.
: Here, drink some water.
: Who are you? What happened?

: And where is this place?
: We found you in the laundry room, you had overheated and blown out.
: I'm Akatsuki. You've met Inazuma, and this is Hibiki.
: We couldn't just leave you in the laundry room; so we towed you into the old security office.
: I... see...
: Okay, now it's our turn, who are you?
: Why were you locked in the laundry room?
: And why are you wearing Kiso-sempai's clothes?
: Um... Um... Um...
: Ah! She's overheating again!
: Hawawa! Just your name! Let's start with your name!
: Ma... Mafuyu...
: Mafuyu-san?
: Oh! That means you're Tatsuta-sempai's little sister right?
: Do you know her?
: Yes, we're the other members of the Fourth Expeditionary Fleet! The 6th destroyer division!
: There's four of us, but Ikazuchi isn't here with us right now, though.
: Tatsuta-sempai told us that you were coming to her room and we were going to meet you there.
: So how did you end up in the laundry room?
: (Ah, I was just involved in a wacky chase scene which had a pair of rabid deviants who stripped me naked and chased me through the halls in their birthday suits, a self-despising lesbian, a pair of cultists, and someone who just joined in the spur of the moment.)
: (There's no way I say that to children!)
: I... got... lost?
: It's okay, we'll escort you there!
: We need to find "that thing" first, that's what we came down here for in the first place.
: "That thing"?
: Ah, Tatsuta-sempai said she needed it, and it's down here somewhere so we just need to find it.
: Well you're certainly not going to find it standing around here.
: Ah! Big Sister?
: It's alright, I heard everything. The barracks are much larger than it looks so its no small wonder that you got lost.
: Ikazuchi is still searching the area, and it's a rather large area for just one ship so...
: Yes ma'am! We're on it!
: Ah, I should help look too.
: No, it won't do to let you get lost again; just wait here until we come back.
: But-
: How do you expect to find something that you don't know anything about?
: ...
: There will be plenty of work in the days to come, so there's no need to rush anything.
: Ah, before I forget, I dug this up for you.

*GET!*

*Military Network Unit*

: A smartphone?
: Not exactly, while it is used for communication, it also acts like a guidebook.
: "Inquiry: What is this unit's function?"

"The KTKR Military Network Unit is capable of relaying messages to other networking units; provided that the unit has access to secure networking systems. Should network access be unavailable, it is able to relay messages to other units within a radius of 50 miles. All messages relayed by this unit is done so by secure methods."
"This unit is equipped with the ability to access civilian and military databases and can be accessed through the INQUIRY function. Access to certain information is strictly regulated through its user's security clearance. For more information, Inquire: CLEARANCE"
"This unit is equipped with a GPS, sensors, and 500 Terabytes of data storage. It will automatically collect data on its user's and his or her surroundings.  Access to this data is strictly regulated under the Post-Exigency Privacy Act, PTEI Convention, section 13.2.8. For more Information, Inquire: TRACKING."
"This specific unit has been modified to be installed upon shipgirls. This allows fairies stationed upon the shipgirl to access this unit as well as allow easier usage and access several other functions. For more information, Inquire: INSTALLATION.
"Unauthorized usage of this unit, unauthorized disclosure of information relayed by this unit, or unauthorized tampering of this unit is punishable under the  Counterespionage Act, PTEI Convention, section 21.3.5."

: Um... "Inquiry: Clearance."

"Error: Unable to identify user."

: It's not working...
: it just doesn't recognize you yet, that should be easy enough to clear up.
: "Command Input: User Registration"

"User: Please state the verification message to initiate registration."

: "Paramater Input: I am a system administrator. My voice is my passport. Verify me."

"User verified: IJN Light Cruiser Tatsuta, Security Clearance Sigma"
"Please have the new user speak their name and designation."

: That's "Parameter Input: Mafuyu, Imperial Japanese Navy Aircraft Carrier"
: Um... "Parameter Input: Mafuyu, Imperial Japanese Navy Aircraft Carrier"

"Voice Linked: IJN Aircraft Carrier Mafuyu, Security Clearance Pi"
"To complete registration, please input registration code."

: "Parameter Input..."
: "Fatty"
: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

"Registration Complete: For more information about this unit, Inquire: Function.

: That's it!?
: Well what did you think all that paperwork we got through earlier was for?
: In any case, I'll go help the others look, so stay here until I come back.
: Oh, and I forgot to charge the battery, so try not to play with it too much.
: Okay...

*10 minutes later*

*eeoooooowwwww.........*

: Wha- What happened to the lights?!
: Hello?























: Anyone?

 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!




 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Spoiler: Turnabout is Fair Play (click to show/hide)

: You! This is all your fault!
: No! Not again! You said this wouldn't happen anymore!
: There's no time! You have to hide me! They're coming!
: Waaaah! Don't hurt meeee!
: Damnit! If there's a point in time where you need to not be a completely spineless doormat it's NOW!
: The doors won't close! That means they're already-

"FOUND"

"YOU"

: Oh no, it's her!
: It's too early to stop, so let's play more! Lot's more!
: Wh-wha-What's going on?!
:  It's okay Mafuyu-san.
: We just found what we were looking for.
: Save me! They're insane! They're all insane!
: That's not very nice Mr. Bear. If you keep saying things like that we might have to cut out your tongue.
: Again.
: And we don't want that at all. We take good care of our toys.
: It makes them last longer.
: No! I was so close!
: You didn't really think you could actually escape did you?
: We make sure the chains and spikes are *just* loose enough for you to wiggle free.
: And then we hunt you down and do it over again.
: Even if you did manage to escape...
: We're destroyers.
: The hunters of the sea.
: And hounding you across the ocean.
: Would only make us wet.
: Good job girls, now make sure he's ready and bring him up once you've finished.
: What... How... Why...
: There will be plenty of time for explanations later, now come along.
: Don't go with her! Who knows what she'll do to you!
: ...
: Girls. We don't want to disturb the others while they're sleeping.
: Take care of that won't you?
: It'll be our pleasure.
: I think there are some power tools in the old maintenance room.
: I've been wondering if bears regrow their teeth like sharks do.
: I guess there's one way to find out.
: No! Don't leave me with them!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"



*Ktchk*

Spoiler: ... (click to show/hide)

: Big sister?
: Yes?
: Where are we going?
: You'll see soon enough.
: But...
: You trust your big sister don't you?
: I do but...
: Don't you?
: Y... Yes...

: Wh-Where is this place?
: Ah, allow me to explain.
: Welcome to the Punishment Room.
: This place exists between scenario and storyline, fanon and canon.
: To your left, you will see a few of the many tools at our disposal.

: To your right, a distinct sense of despair.
: At your back...

: That's-!
: ♪ And ahead of us, her fitting punishment ♪
: Please note that there are no exits and the process will take as long as I deem fit.
: No more... No more pain... It hurts... It hurts...
: Who- Wha-
: I did this.
: YOU- BUT-
: When we rescued you, no one seemed to notice me spiriting them away.
: WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!
: Modernization.
: Modernization?
: "Inquiry: Modernization"

"Modernization is the process where a shipgirl is stripped of her relevant parts, such as armor, weaponry, and engines. The stripped parts are then given to another shipgirl to increase her parameters."
"The shipgirl "consumed" by process this generally has her abilities vastly degraded, and thus, is usually relegated to civilian and other non-combat roles."
"The shipgirl receiving the stripped parts will see an increase in her parameters; the amount and which parameters are increased depends on the "consumed" shipgirl."
"The strengthening mechanism in this process is not fully understood. It is presumed fairies integrate said parts into the shipgirl; which results in greater capability, though no increase is displacement has been recorded. Whether this is due to the process or due to the shipgirl herself is unknown."
"Performing an unauthorized modernization is punishable under the Shipgirl Regulation Act, PTEI Convention, section 11.23.9."

: In short, I rip out her parts and give them to you.
: But modernization requires two shipgirls... Doesn't that mean she's one too?
: That's correct.
: Then isn't she on our side?
: She attacked, not one, but two admirals. If the higher ups knew she was here they'd have her dismantled and scrapped.
: If they knew she had commanded the enemy you encountered, she'd be interrogated before being taken for experimentation.
: If we let her go, we'd just run into her again and be forced to gun her down.
: She's already dead. Where her body drops and rots doesn't matter anymore.
: At least this way she'll still be of some use.
: No... No... I don't want this.
: I don't think you understand, you've been assigned to my command.
: And this is an order.
: I don't want it! I don't-

: What you want doesn't matter to me. As it stands you're so weak I could finish you with one hand behind my back and you won't be able to do a thing to stop me.
: I will not have you weighing down the rest of group; even if it means I have to beat that weakness out of you.
: *cough* *cough*
: Have I made myself clear?
: Yes...
: The room on the left has a couch, go there and close the door. It may be necessary, but I still don't want you to see this.

*kthnk*

: Now then, to our viewers out there. Thank you for following this update and waiting this long.
: As part of our scheduled addition. I will now allow you to do as you please.
: Ideally, you will use objects that will allow easier access to her parts; I would recommend something such as a circular saw; though I prefer the personal touch of a hacksaw.
: Should you be worried about her health, there's no need to be. As you've seen she still has both hands; due to some unknown regenerating effect.
: I cut them both off twice just to be sure.
: If you are too squeamish, I'll do the extraction myself; the money will not be affected.
: Oh, and I'm sure the bear will be brought here by the time you finish this post.
: I'll allow you to use two items of whatever choice on each. We do want to save some for the others don't we?
: So that means each one of you will get a total of four bites at the apple.
: Thank you for your participation.


























































: Are you finished yet?
: I believe so.
: Just don't forget your part of the deal, I give up a few parts and you let me go.
: No strings attached.
: Why bother with this whole setup? Some kind of facade to make you look like a caring sister?
: Now that's where you're mistaken. This is not for her, but for me.
: I would have gladly disposed of you earlier, having you here is an extreme risk, and not just to me. My entire fleet may be charged with treason for not disposing of you earlier.
: You beat my sister, repeatedly. You drove her to the brink. For what? A sense of entertainment? A handful of coins?
: I don't want you to die.
: I don't want you to cry.
: I don't want you to beg.

"I want you to scream."

Uh oh, it's November again, you know what that means. (Refer to the OP if you don't).
Since it's too late to host this week's giveaway, and with a big sale coming around the corner, we're going to raise funds for the thread, using our most common method. I'll let the fundraising last for a week or two, and reset the count as needed. Unfortunately, this means that there won't be any accepted applications for quite some time.

Oh, the character avatars are a bit stiff since I didn't prepare anything for them. I'll be sure to fix that in the next update. I ended up rewriting the whole thing from scratch so the whole update is a bit bland.

Feel free to suggest anything I might add.

[i2amroy]

Wooo! Thanks for the votes everyone (else I still would have lost ). Also an update, yay!

[IronyOwl]

Huehuehuehuehue...

On the other hand, I like those two. That puts a bit of a damper on opening them both like a bag of chips.

Still, I'm gonna have to go with Crowbar. I'm sorry, Compassion-chan. I know you have a good heart, but that's why I feel obligated to help access it.


Also stay strong, Blaze. Stay strong or you'll end up like Sisyphus but with more verbal abuse and sexual harassment.

[TwilightWalker]

Well then, I guess this is the first torture time I'm taking part of. Two tools on each person?

Allright then, Compassion-chan gets the Rotary Hammer and an Acetylene Torch. Perfect for getting those hard to extract parts!

The bear is stuffed, right? I forget. Either way, I think a Bandsaw and a Sewing Machine should be something good for him. Time for some fun!

[n9103]

I don't know how this'll start, but I know how it ends.



E: Ninja'd for first follow-up. Ah well, still too good a post to let it go to waste.

[NullForceOmega]

Plasma cutter and diamond tipped drill, that should make extrication of stubborn components easier.

[Sirus]

Ohhhh, so it's THESE TWO again? I have just the right tool for this...

[uber pye]

Use friendship! they have been defeated right?

Then by the trope laws of Defeat Means Friendship they should join Mafuyu's party where they will become valuable allies!

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[Shadowlord]

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?

*throws in uber pye and a Malkavian, because no one expects the Malkavian inquisition!*

[Mapleguy555]

I submit Myself as a battering ram.

[MaximumZero]

I'd like to submit Exhibit A and Exhibit B for Blaze's consideration.

They are my fists.