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[Blaze]

Lithare: Starbound
i2amroy: Agarest Zero +3
Uber Pye: Shadowrun Returns +1
Shadowlord: Crusader Kings 2: Sons of Abraham
Sinistar: Agarest Zero
n9103: Invisible Inc.
IronyOwl: Xenonauts

That leaves one entry left; I'll probably run the rolls once I return home from work.

[n9103]

I think you've counted my earlier vote still.
I don't mind, since I'm just helping fill a slot, but thought I'd point it out.

[i2amroy]

I actually wasn't voting for Agarest, I was applying for it. 

You waifu thief you!

[Sinistar]

I am the strongest waifu grinder!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

[Blaze]

We only have seven entries so instead of the elimination; we'll just do a brawl round.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Lithare: Starbound ($15)
i2amroy: Agarest Zero +2 ($20)
Uber Pye: Shadowrun Returns +1 ($15)
Shadowlord: Crusader Kings 2: Sons of Abraham ($10)
Sinistar: Agarest Zero +2 ($20)
n9103: Invisible Inc. ($16)
IronyOwl: Xenonauts ($25)

1d20 → [1] = (1)
1d20+2 → [5,2] = (7)
1d20+1 → [9,1] = (10)
1d20 → [9] = (9)
1d20+2 → [5,2] = (7)
1d20 → [11] = (11)
1d20 → [19] = (19)

IronyOwl won.
There was lots of probing afterwards.

Please PM me to receive your initial funding.

Current Budget: $17.25

Spoiler: Part 1 (click to show/hide)

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: No. eno...! We ..ed ..at thi.. ..de Bo...!
: I ..ink .es! I ... one!
: .ry aga.. .. fi..ee. sec....!
: ..dge! Vis..l fe.. .. ..mos. ..ady! x2
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: ..it! I sti.. .av. ..is!
: Th.. an..que?! . gue.. i.. bet... ..an no.....
: No ..od! I ..nt ru. ..at sub...tin. .itho.. ..re ti..!
: .un a .UI .. Vi..al ..sic an. .ry .. ..ace t.. rel...nt fi...!
: Fi.. ..co...! Fo..! ...ee! ..o! On.!
: Ngh...
: That did it! We're through! We're through!
: Lady! Can you hear me!
: Not so loud... My head is pounding...
: Try not to make any sudden movements; we just got power stabilized, but only just.
: This is Bridge, what's our status?
: Crew is a bit dazed and a few bumps here and there; but we're alright.
: Marines are ready to head out on your order. No signs of enemy elements.
: Ammunition magazines are secure; thank goodness for that.
: Hangar got shaken up a bit, there's been some shifting of cargo and- Aww damnit! I just waxed the thing!
: Propulsion, Damage Control, and other systems report only minor disruption. The power system's intact, but heavily shorted. We're sitting at 35% until I can get some diagnostics run.
: Hull isn't so much as scratched; but no power means we can't deploy our launch systems. x2
: Standby, preliminary damage control reports are coming in; doesn't seem like there's any damage to our hull or vitals. I can only establish internal communication; external comms and visuals are out.
: Runway Brothers! Where's my visual feed?
: Patching it through right now! x2
: Lady, do you feel well enough to move?
: I think so...
: We're blind in here. Can you tell us anything about the surroundings?
: It's too dark, but I think I'm on a bed. I think I can make out a door. And a lamp... Switch... Switch...
: Maybe we were moved off the base?
: Doubt it, we weren't out for that long.
: The hell just happened? One minute nothing, and the next BAM!
: The specifically localized damage suggests an electroshock weapon.
: Impossible! The power system here could run a small town. There's no way a piddly little stun gun would have that much voltage.
: Normally I'd agree; unless perhaps... It was powered by another significant power source.
: You mean like they hooked it up to the base's grid? That'd set everyone on alert!
: It's possible that it may have been a mobile power source.
: There's no way they could've dragged something big enough! Only another ship- You're not suggesting-?! An enemy saboteur?!
: It's certainly a possibility.
: Visuals coming up...
: I think this is the switch...

*click*

: WHY ARE MY CLOTHES?!
: ALTER THAT VISUAL FEED ON THE DOUBLE!
: ...
: Not a saboteur... but some kind of pervert?
: You don't think...
: Son of a...
: Negative. Damage Control reports no damage.
: Who. Did. This. To. My Ship.

*klack klack klack*

: Th- The door!
: Scramble! Scramble Everything!
: We can't launch without our runways; and we can't deploy our runways without power!
: There's not enough space for our launch pods! They'd eat the wall before they even get a chance!
: Damnit! Anything! Send anything!

*Slam!*

Spoiler: Part 2 (click to show/hide)

SAY HOO!

♫ IJN LIGHT CARRIER AND I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRASS ♫
♫ I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT CUZ' IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME A-- ♫
♫ THE EVIL! THE ABYSSALS! THE BADDIES OF THE DEEP SEA! ♫
♫ I'LL KICK IT TO 'EM WITH MY MIT-SU-BI-SHI ZEE'S! ♫
♫ BE IN THE BUFF CUZ' SKIN'S WHAT I REVERE! ♫
♫ THE TAILORS TRIED TO CATCH ME BUT I SHIFTED INTO FIFTH GEAR! ♫
♫ WE'LL RISE ABOVE! AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FO' ♫
♫ SHOUT IT OUT THAT I'M LIGHT CARRIER SHO-HOU ♫

: ...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ... x2
: ...
: It's a pervert.
: Quite.
: Yup.
: Confirmed.
: Oh yes.
: Mhmm.
: Definitely.
: Right.
: Agreed. x2
: And how.
: Who are you?
: Didn't you hear my song? Imperial Japanese Navy CVL, Shouhou.
: Why am I here? What happened to me?
I saw you while you were at the training fields and I just had to meet you.
: Perfect! You are perfect!
: Perfect? Perfect for what?
: And where are my clothes?!
: Of course! Your clothes are right here!

: ...
: ...
: These are band-aids.
: Yes! Is there a problem?.
: Well there are only two of these and I'll need at least thr-
: That's not the point! Where are my real clothes?!
: Of course! Of course, something like this doesn't suit you at all! Let's use this instead!

: ...
: ...
: This is spraypaint.
: Yes! Quick and Economical!
: Doesn't direct application of industrial spraypaint onto your skin constitute a toxic haza-
: That's not the point! The clothes I came with! Where are they?!
: I burned them.
: What?! Why?!
: Damage to us Kanmusu is represented by the damage to our clothes.
: That's when I thought. "What if we don't wear clothes?"
: Then I heard of the group "Nudist Beach"! Who also thought the same way I did; with their uniforms barely covering anything!
: It opened my eyes! The secret to ultimate power is to wear as little as possible!
: Thus I founded this chapter of Nudist Beach! To spread the word and fight those who would deny us our ultimate destiny!
: "Us"? There's more than one of you?
: Well right now it's just Unryuu and I; but with your power and the might of Nudity we can spread the word to this naval base and then the world!
: Unryuu! Get in here!
: No wait! I don't have any clothes on!
: It's okay! We're all girls right? It doesn't matter if we strip right?

"And I've just gone and started right?"

: Hm?
: Let's do "that"!


: To protect the world from the abyssal navy!

And make all the men all hot and heavy.

: The denounce the evils of shirts and skirts!

To return our forms to those of our birth.

: Shouhou!

*Zzz...* :

: Unryuu!
: I'm sorry, she must have spent more energy than I thought in order to bring you in and...
: Where did she go?

Spoiler: Part 3 (click to show/hide)

* Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *

: Someone help me! I'm being attacked by perverts! Really, really weird perverts!
: Miss Zero! Set a course!
: To where?!
: To "Anywhere but here"!
: But Sir! Without any clothes we'd be arrested faster than a bullet train on an oil slick!
: It should be noted that the punishment for Public Indecency, according to Penal Code 174 of Japan, is up to six months in jail or a fine of up to $3000.
: The budget is nowhere near that high!
: Our power is holding for now, but there's no way we'll be able to outrun them if they find us!
: They know this place better than we do; if we don't get out of the halls they'll find us in no time!
: We're still in the barracks! One of these rooms has to be unlocked!
: At the very least, we should appropriate some clothes. x2
: Alright! Step one: Hide in a room. Step two: Obtain clothes. Step three...
: Profit?
: Right!
: But which room?
: Left!
: Right, Left!
: Right?
: No! It's left, right?!
: Your left or mine?!
: Who's left is right?!
: This left! x2
: It's unlocked! Go! Go! Go!
: The drawers! Check the drawers!
: Isn't this theft?
: It's only theft if you get caught! So don't let those girls catch you!
: Then this one?
: Not that one! That's a Textile Travesty! x2
: Do you think there's something with a brighter color?
Do you think the top should accentuate the bottom or the other way around?
Do you think we really have time to do this now?! Just pull something out and wear it!

*Tug*
*Thunk thunk thunk*

: Magazines?
: Clothes first, look later!
: Gah! Moonrunes always make my eyes hurt.
: Lemme see. "A Book Where Kumano Does What She Wants With Suzuya".
: What about that one?
: "As Long As Kitakami-san Says It's Alright, Ooi Book"
: And that one in the corner?
: "Shima X Ama; Sister's Sweetness"
: (They're all Kancolle Yuri Adult Fanworks)

: Did... Did...
: Miss Zero get us out of here!
: ImsorryIneedtoborrowyourclothesandallloveissacredsoIwontjudgeyousopleaseexcuseme!
: No! They're not mine I'm just holding it for- Wait! Let me explain!

* Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *

: It's okay! You can keep the clothes! The magazines are just fiction! They're not even mine! I'm Straight! Straight!
: It's okay! I don't need to know!
: There she is!
: Zzz...
: They found us!
: Cut into a room!
: Which room?!
: Not this again! Turn the first door on the left after that corner!

*Slam!*

!

: Full Reverse! FULL REVERSE!

* Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *

"Someone save meeeeeee!"




"It's the D! I Love the D!"




"RIP AND TEAR YOUR CLOTHES!"




"Zzz..."




"GIVE UP YOUR LUCK!!!"




"It's the age of the aviation battleship!"




"They're Multiplying?!"

: There! Through the laundry chute!
: But-
: GO!
: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Slam!*

"Where'd she go?!"



"It's this room! It's the only way!"



"Zzz..."



"LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"



"Why are we running?"

*Kthunk*

: The door!

"Hello Girls."

*click*

: Welcome to my room.
: ｵｰ ｼｯﾄ｡
: Don't you know what happens when you run around acting hammered?

*click*
*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

: I Nail You ♥

You see here a short aftercomment of Tatsuta and Kanmusu. Tatsuta is performing a depraved act on the Kanmusu.

I hope this update made the wait worth it. I'm going to spend the next three days with 12 hour shifts so...

Also, Monday.

[Sinistar]

MADNESS

FREAKIN

INTENSIFIES


And in case it might not be clear - yes, the update made the wait very much worth it. And I also wish you the best, 12 hours shift sounds horrible.

[IronyOwl]

That wasn't even close, and even the RNG hates Starbound.

Also yes, this base is now full-on haunted levels of weird. Strange subraces of man well-endowed shipgirls are rumored to scurry through abandoned air ducts, and legend speaks of a forgotten city buried far, far below...

[Lithare]

Ha.  Yes it does.  I rolled a one.  I'm not wasting my entries on that game anymore.

As long as their aren't enough eligible entries, I'll throw my name in for Arms Dealer this week, as it hits early release tomorrow.  And grats to Hemmingjay

[Shadowlord]

Well that was certainly something.

I think I'll re-enter for the same thing: CK2: Sons of Abraham.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Don't worry, not-Touhou-Kanmusu-whose-name-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-up. You're in Kantai Collection. The amount of lesbian shipping conducted by the fans is enough to fill up several fleets. You'll find someone to love eventually...

Best update so far, Blaze. They may not be frequent, but they are damn entertaining at least. Keep up the good work!

[Sirus]

* Sirus applauds the update

Pure insanity. And congrats to IronyOwl.

[MaximumZero]

I don't even. What.

[Nighthawk]

The RNG is just not favoring the waifus.

Also, that update was nothing short of comedy gold.

[i2amroy]

Nice update.

And grr... seems I'm out for a week to let the budget recharge, but I'll be back, just you wait! (and I'll vote for whoever picks the cheapest thing. )

[Blaze]

Lithare: Arms Dealer
Shadowlord: CK2: Sons of Abraham

We still need 6 entries! It's also Wednesday, so you can vote.