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[Sinistar]

I think she was referring to Space Engineers.

edit:
Forgot to congratulate the winner! Congratulations, uber pye! Enjoy being horribly murdered by beautiful jellyfish, lizardmen, alien golems and more!

[Shadowlord]

I'm up to 289 hours in Dominions 4 according to Steam, and it's pretty great, so I'd like to say thank you once again to Blaze for that.

Off-topicly:

I looked at reviews for Planetary Annihilation on Steam before posting my last post (and was surprised, because I had thought that Uber was actually honest, even if they may have been overly greedy, but apparently I was wrong).

As for Space Engineers, I'm shocked by the huge amount of RAM and time it requires to make, load, or join a tiny little world with a few asteroids and a few small ships. Also after watching (ehh) the tutorials, I tried to dismantle a small ship to build a new one from scratch (as if it were legos), the result of which was that I ran out of inventory space, was unable to build a storage container or a command chair for lack of the right components, ran out of air and died, and then the ship I was taking apart despawned. Of course, it's their choice how they want to make their game work. With Starmade, it's basically like legos, you can pull thousands of blocks off and they go in your inventory, and you can have massive ships without breaking the server you're on (usually, depending on just how massive). Not so much with Space Engineers, apparently.

[Cicero]

I would like to enter for Space Rangers HD on Steam. I don't have enough Russian space RPGs in my life.

[Blaze]

Cicero: Space Rangers
Sirus: Super Time Force Ultra
i2amroy: Agarest Zero
NullForceOmega: Magicite

Remember that some of these entries are on cooldown so this is by no means a finished list.

Spoiler: Mothers, Status Symbols, and Fanservice (click to show/hide)

: She's not coming out! Now what am I supposed to do!?
: My apologies.
: It's no fault of yours Shiranui. Although she was a civilian, she is now a member of the proud Imperial Japanese Navy; as such this behavior is unacceptable.
: Then what do we do?
: It would be a simple matter to simply force her out...
: That would create an unnecessary mess, as well as leave the area without any access to one for some time.
: Rather, I believe this requires a mother's approach.
: "Mother's approach?"
: Ara! Houshou-san's famed mother's approach! We actually have the honor of seeing it in person!
: Mafuyu-chan?

*Instant*

*Prostration*

: That's a good girl.
: As expected of Houshou-san!
: The power of the esteemed mother of all carriers is truly fearsome...
: I wouldn't be able to maintain discipline on this base without being able to at least do this much.
: (No, that's not the part you should be focusing on. Just what part of that was motherly?)
: In any case, the training fields are set to close shortly. Isn't that right Shiranui? Mutsu?
: I suppose it would be rather troublesome to get back in the mood after what's happened.
: Alright, we'll be heading back first! See you later!
: Urgh, all that time we could've been practicing, and it's all gone...
: Seeing all that's happened; I suppose we can keep the training grounds open for a bit longer while you train our new recruit.
: Speaking of which...
: ...
: Mafuyu, as a fellow ship of the Imperial Navy, I cannot have you behaving in such a manner. You'll face far more severe consequences if this happens in the future.
: Have I made myself perfectly clear?
: Y-Yes...

*Pat*

: However, as a fellow ship of the Imperial Navy, I can see this sudden transition was very hard on you. In the future, we will undoubtedly ask much more from you. Thus, I will grant you lenience this one time.
: Have I made myself perfectly clear?
: Y-Yes...








: So about practicing...
: Of course, I came here to deliver the escorts you requested. They needed to make a small detour, but they should be arriving soon.
: Oh, That's perfect! The more practice partners the better!
: Unfortunately, I won't be able to stay due to my other responsibilities. You may use the training grounds as long as you need to, but do keep mind that you won't be able to launch planes when daylight ends.
: There they are! Hey! We're over here!
: With that, I'll take my leave.
: Good night Houshou-san.
: Good night Ryuujou.
: Ah, Good night.
: Good night Mafuyu. I look forward to seeing you grow.




: Sorry for the delay! Destroyer Urakaze reporting for escort duty!
: We're just about ready to get started, once the others get into position.
: Pleased to meet you.
: Oh you're the new girl right? It's a pleasure!
: Now Now, Let's save the introductions for once everyone is here or else we'll never get started.
: Destroyer Naganami here! Ready to go! Yeah!
: Ah... yes... Hello Naganami...
: Is there something wrong Miss Ryuujou?
: Everything is fine...
: A... Ayanami-class Destroyer Ushio here...
: Everything... is fine... and dandy...
: Destroyer, Hamakaze I have been assigned to this escort detail.
: K.... K..K...K...K...
: Are you sure there isn't anything wro-
: Get those things away from me.
: ...!

To explain the joke, the magic of science brings you:
Ryuujou-Vision!

"Destroyer Naganami here! Ready to go! Yeah!"

: Ah... yes... Hello Naganami...

:
"Is there something wrong Miss Ryuujou?"

: Everything is fine...


"A... Ayanami-class Destroyer Ushio here..."

: Everything... is fine... and dandy...


"Destroyer Hamakaze, I have been assigned to this escort detail."

K.... K..K...K...K...


"Are you sure there isn't anything wro-"

: Get those things away from me.

The joke is that, the real Ryuujou-class Light Carrier had a very unique design; with her bridge being below her flight deck. Thus her top was completely flat, with her game character design... reflecting that. She's pretty much the poster child of breast envy in Kancolle fanworks.

Spoiler: I should probably go to sleep soon (click to show/hide)

: Have you gotten the hang of treading water yet?
: I think so...
: Don't worry too much, it's like riding a bike; once you learn it, you won't forget it.
: Are you all ready over there?!
: We're as ready as we'll get!
: Alright then!
: What's next?
: We don't have much time so we'll run a crash course, not literally of course, on launching and recovering planes.
: The very first thing you'll need to do is prepare your catapult and runway.
: How do I do that?
: What do you mean how do you-
: (Wait! If you look at her card she doesn't HAVE either one!)
: Oh... This is not good.
: What's not good?
: You don't seem to have them. And without them you can't launch or retrieve planes. A carrier that can't launch or retrieve planes is pretty much useless...
: Useless?! Don't they keep that stuff in storage?
: Well... Each individual carrier, light carrier, and aviation ship variant has their own specialized launcher and runway. Or in the case of seaplane tenders, cranes.
: We usually start with them right from the get-go, barring restructuring; which isn't possible at your level.
: I have my sutra scroll, while Houshou-san has her bow and flight deck... These are specially made for us and near impossible to adapt for another Kanmusu.
: At best, I can retrieve planes that you launch... IF you could launch them.
: No... No way... I made it this far and...
: I'm sorry, I don't know what else to tell you... Maybe there was a mistake in your creation?

*Beep Beep*    *Beep Beep*

: Ah!
: Wha-What?!
: I'm getting some kind of call...
: Oh! That must be your internal comm unit from your fairies! Answer it!
: Hello?
: Hello? Hello! Hey, I've got a signal! Patching it through now!
: *Ahem* This is Colonel Tasker* who has been assigned as commanding officer of the crew aboard IJN vessel "Mafuyu". Do you copy?
: Yes this is me. I am Mafuyu.
: Excellent! Well done Miss Zero!
: Before anything else, I've heard everything, and let me assure you that you are far from useless!
: Crew heads, report your status!
: Planes are fueled and checked!
: Arms installation is complete, we're rolling hot.
: Comms, Radar, and Countermeasures are ready to go!
: ASR teams are undergoing final preps!
: All related systems have passed final checks.
: Target and tactical analysis is complete.
: MOVE OUT!!!
: Umm... Before anything else happens, can you tell me what's happening?
: Ah... Yes. Right. Well. Got a bit excited there. My apologies.
: Heads, sound off!
: Golden Gate here, keeping everything supplied is my job!
: Lawless, I run guns and keep guns running.
: I'm Zero, I handle internal and external communications along with our radar network.
: Call me Bobby, I head the transports and search and rescue teams, among others.
: Bluebell, it would take too long to explain what I do, but rest assured I do it well.
: Friends, enemies, and nobodies, I got dirt on them all. Cadillac here, I trust this channel is secure?
: The rest of the crew heads are currently occupied. Rest assured they know what they're doing.
: We're all ready to go here! (x2)
: Speaking of the devils. Did I just hear that the runways were ready?
: We think you'll be very happy with them (x2)
: Begin extending the runways!
: I suggest you prepare yourself Lady.
: For wha-

*WHOOOOOOOOSH*

: Wah!

*KTHUNK!*

: Port and starboard runways have been completely extended (x2)

: They're Huge!
: That's what she-
: Don't you dare.
: Heavy...
: You'll have to bear with it Lady. What's the status on the launchers?
: Pulling them out right now.

*FSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH*

: Aah!

*KTHUNK!*

: Extension complete, no issues to report.
: Ready to launch at your command Lady.
: Okay! I was kind of worried for a second there, but let's start.
: Okay, how do I shot web launch planes?
: Raise your dongers runways, your body should automatically begin launching prepared planes at your command. Remember to focus and keep your runways steady.
: (Quit messing with the feed Bobby!)
: (Okay! Okay!)
: What about these hip-mounted box things?
: Honestly, I have no clue... The whole extendable runways and secondary launchers are things I've never heard of much less seen... You'll have to ask your fairies about that.
: Hey! What's the hold up?
: Just hang on a bit longer!
: Let's start with a few bombers, focus on the destroyers over there, your planes' pilots should take it from there.
: Bombers? Are they going to be okay?
: They're trained to handle a few bombers with little issue. So don't worry about it.
: Okay... Focus... Focus...
: Pilots, you are go for launch!
: Hello? We should've mentioned this earlier, but your hip mounted launchers are also controlled the same way your runways are.
: So I can launch them the same way?
: Right! They're able to launch planes at a much faster rate than runways, and said planes get a huge speed boost.
: They're a personal creation of mine and I'm quite proud of them. I have to thank you for giving me the opportunity to use them.
: So I should use them instead of my runways?
: They are able to launch planes quickly, but they're unable to retrieve them. And you have a lot more control over runway-launched planes.
: Also note that planes launched from them will have a significant period of time before their pilots regain control.
: So feel free to use them as the situation demands. Why not give them a try now?
: Okay, runway and launchers...
: Before I forget, let me introduce the Runway Brothers.
: We handle the furbishment, refurbishment, and defurbishment of everything aboard. (x2)
: We can see we're going to enjoy working with you. There's so much potential in here it really gets the creative juices flowing! (x2)
: Cadillac, you've been quiet all this time, don't tell me you're feeling shy?
: It's not shyness, it's professionalism.
: Umm... Colonel sir?
: There's no need for honorifics Lady, if anything I should be addressing you more politely.
: I'm just wondering if... it's comfortable inside me.
: Whoa, context!
: (Ow Ow Ow Okay I'll stop! I'll stop!)
: You're worried about the comfort of this old warhorse? There's no need for that, rest assured we'll thrive no matter the circumstanc-
: T-Bone reporting, we might have a situation here!
: Ironsides to bridge! We've uncovered something major!
: This is Bridge, T-Bone, Ironsides, your teams have failed to report for several hours, what's going on down there?!
: We lost radio contact when you ventured further in, did you find something?
: Well, we started searching the lower sections and we must've run into some interference. In any case, we've uncovered what seems to be a huge store of food. ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE. I don't think words even exist to describe just how much-
: We get it, she's fat.
: Waaaaah!
: That's great news then, what's the problem?
: There's no booze down here! We ran out and half of my team has already begun tantruming!
: Your team has been trained to handle these situations! You are to push ahead and-
: There's no coffee here either!
: GREAT JAWS OF JAVA! Pull your team back on the double!
: Ironsides! I trust you have better news?
: Yes! We've uncovered a massive store of hot tubs down here! Enough for every person on this ship!
: Score!
: This discovery may be vital for the success of future voyages, wouldn't you agree?
: Indeed, A hot tub would prove most useful.
: Just what you were hoping for eh Caddy?
: I'm fine with just the free high-speed internet thank you very much.
: I vote we secure this vital resource ASAP.
: It's decided then! You are to secur-
: .af.y. s..p ..op wa.. .p

*SMACK*

: Waaaah!
: For the love of all that is good send an impulse to your brain and stop!
: Wha-Wha-What?!
: You were only supposed to launch a FEW! You've been launching planes this entire time!
: Then the destroyers-

Urakaze: Major Damage
Naganami: Major Damage
Ushio: Major Damage
Hamakaze: Major Damage

* Olympic-class vessels were converted into troop transports during the war, so I put an army officer in charge as it seemed fitting.

[Mapleguy555]

rip

[TwilightWalker]

Wow, total awesome. You're making me want to play Kancolle here.

[IronyOwl]

Your fairies are hideous.

Throw me in for Xenonauts on Steam.

[Sinistar]

There's many types of awesome in your most recent update, Blaze. I thank you.



And I'll put myself up for Legions of Ashworld. It's 50% off till 22th September.

[Sirus]

There's many types of awesome in your most recent update, Blaze. I thank you.

I can't believe you used Mercenary Kings sprites

[n9103]

Nice update.

[Shakerag]

Indeed.  While I think I'm constantly drawn back to this thread because you're so fat you have significant gravitational pull, the story quality is excellent. 

[Shadowlord]

That was pretty great.

Since the number of applicants is low, I'll try for The Last Federation again. I want to see how they did the diplomacy and stuff.

[Parsely]

Nice nice nice! Codec call! *metalgearbrofist*

[uber pye]

yay updoot!

Mafuyu used zerg rush, yay!

[n9103]

Mildly relevant

Spoiler: kekekeke (click to show/hide)