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Aircraft Carriers

[MaximumZero]

Welp. This won't be pretty.

[n9103]

As it would be doing a favor to help clean up your inventory, I'll gladly take Torchlight II off your hands.

[Sirus]

Welp. This should be interesting.

Fixed that for ya there, MZ.

[uber pye]

the sadomasochism did not die, it only slumbers 

[Mapleguy555]

I will gladly take Day of Defeat: Source off your hands :v

[Vector]

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[Elephant Parade]

Wait, so we just pick games from the list?

If so, I'd like Torchlight II.

[sjm9876]

Well, if we're just picking, which I doubt we will be, I'll go in for

Broforce
And Merry Payday Christmas

[Shadowlord]

I could go for The Last Federation. Maybe could learn something from it.

(For myself, I've been avoiding entering lately because it feels like I have too many games, but part of that is all the games Microsoft has been giving away for anyone with an XBox Live Gold subscription, and that I don't want to spend all my free time playing games to try to keep up, which is what it feels like I would have to do)

[Bouchart]

I wouldn't mind Torchlight 2.  Though I'm guessing we're going to go about this in a less chaotic manner.

[MaximumZero]

I want Ikarugah and Luftrausers :Y

You should do an Ikaruga LP. I would expect lots of swearing.

[Sirus]

I want Ikarugah and Luftrausers :Y

You should do an Ikaruga LP. I would expect lots of swearing.

Yessssssssss.

[uber pye]

everyone seems to be just grabbing a game and running, so i guess hit me up with that torch light 2

[Vector]

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[Blaze]

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

NullForceOmega: Magicite ($10)
Sirus: The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky ($20)
Steelmagic: Xenonauts ($25)
i2amroy: Agarest Zero ($20) +1
Uber Pye: Crypt of the Necrodancer ($15) +1
Sinistar: Victory at Sea ($25)
MaximumZero: World of Goo ($10)
Bouchart: Rise of the Triad ($15)

NullForceOmega Vs i2amroy
Uber Pye Vs Bouchart
Steelmagic Vs MaximumZero
Sirus Vs Sinistar

Round One

NullForceOmega rolled 1d20 → [5] = (5)
i2amroy rolled 1d15+1 → [10,1] = (11)

Uber Pye rolled 1d20+1 → [12,1] = (13)
Bouchart rolled 1d20 → [19] = (19)

Steelmagic rolled 1d13 → [1] = (1)
MaximumZero rolled 1d20 → [2] = (2)

Sirus rolled 1d20 → [19] = (19)
Sinistar rolled 1d18 → [17] = (17)

Round Two

i2amroy rolled 1d18 → [11] = (11)
Bouchart rolled 1d20 → [7] = (7)

MaximumZero rolled 1d20 → [19] = (19)
Sirus rolled 1d15 → [15] = (15)

Final Round

i2amroy rolled 1d15 → [14] = (14)
MaximumZero rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)

MaximumZero is the winner!
PM me an email to send your prize to.

Budget: $33.25

Spoiler: It's my first day... (click to show/hide)

: Our next target is right up ahead!
: Where are we going?
: The training grounds, it's a bit too early to head to your quarters, so I figure I may as well teach you how to use your planes.
: I was just supplied not too long ago though; I don't know if I have any planes yet.
: Well, it's true that each individual has their own production rate...
: Then again, I can produce a plane every 8 minutes; you're bound to have produced a few by now and that's all we'll need for practical purposes.
: What about the fairies? Where do they go?
: Well, like those supplies earlier, they live inside our bodies.
: All those fairies are inside my body?! Where?!
: Well, it's hard to pinpoint exactly where, the composition of every Kanmusu differs greatly, even with ships of the same class.
: Our interiors are much, much larger than they appear, so there's usually no issue with space.
: I'd suggest that you not worry about it until your fairies start telling you to do so.
: If you say-

"That's a loose round! Watch out!"

: Evasive Maneuvers! Now!

: Huh? What?
: Don't just stand there get out of th-
Ah! I can't watch!

"FLYING PHOENIX FIST!!!"

: I may no longer serve on the front lines, but a ship of the Imperial Navy will not fall so easily.
: ...
: Are you alright?
: ...
: Houshou! Mafuyu!
: ...
: Good evening Ryuujou, I was actually coming to meet with you when I noticed that stray shot, so I stepped in.
: Believe me, I'm grateful, but how did-
: Using the ancient hermit technique, I repelled the force of the bullet with the pride of our venerated ancestors. There's no need to worry about burns or recoil as my hand was engulfed in fighting spirit.
: (That was your fist... Your FIST. What kind of light carrier are you?!)
: ...
: Rather, I'd be more worried about her... She seems to be in shock.
: Hello? Ryuujou to Mafuyu, come in Mafuyu.
: That was a cannon shell right?
: Indeed, more specifically, a 41cm Type 91 armor-piercing shell.
: And if that hit me, I would have died right?
: Instantly. Though a grazing hit would still have had enough force to tear you into thousands of unrecognizable pieces.
: Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't even given my name yet. I'm Fleet Carrier Mafuyu, I've just been assigned to the fleet roster.
: I am Houshou, Light Carrier of the 3rd Carrier Division. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance Mafuyu.
: Oh! If I remember correctly you're the first aircraft carrier ever made right?
: Yes, I was the first aircraft carrier specifically designed as an aircraft carrier.
: I can't believe I'm actually meeting a celebrity! The actual mother of all carriers!
: Oh you're flattering me, but that's just a title; in truth I haven't even been with a-
: You're taking this surprisingly well...
: I don't know, maybe I'm starting to get used to it?
: While that is a possibility, it's more likely you can't fully comprehend what's happened to you. Once that feeling passes, you'll most likely fall into an all-consuming horror accompanied with extreme nausea and complete collapse of logical capacity.

Later...

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*





: Mafuyu! Open this door!





"Noooooooooooooo!"


: You are a military vessel and as your superior I command you to get out of this porta-potty!





"No! I'm going to stay here where it's safe!"





: First, you're still on the training grounds! Second, a porta-potty is not going to keep you safe you from anything! And third, Open this door!





"Noooooooooooooo!"



: Open this door! You can't stay in there forever!





"I can try!"




: Don't make me come in there or so help me!




*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*

: How do you plan to take responsibility for this?
: It was an accident, a complete accident, I swear!
: Accident or not, you're still the cause of this; as such you must take responsibility and resolve it.
: Houshou-san is right, we should at least try to coax her out.


: Mafuyu-chan? You don't have to open the door, so can we talk?

"... okay..."

: I'm Mutsu, second of the Nagato-class battleships.
: And I'm Shiranui, second of the Kagerou-class destroyers.
: Were were having a quick practice match, and one of my shots went off-target...
: I was also partly to blame, your shot went wide due to having to dodge one of my torpedo salvos.
: Anyway, we're really sorry, there's no one else practicing today so there's no risk of any more stray shots. Won't you please come out?

"... do you promise...?"

: We swear.

"... okay..."

: Well that's one problem solved.
: ...
: I'm Mutsu from earlier, I'm glad we can meet face-to-face.
: Indeed, it would be troublesome if the only portable nearby stayed occupied.
: ...
: Is there something on my face?
: It's because you're always wearing that serious expression; it's rather intimidating you know.
: Indeed, it's okay to be serious but you should try to smile every now and then.
: I see... then...

"How's this?"

*Whooooooosh!*
*SLAM!!!*

: Wai- Bu- Tch- DAMNIT!
: Oh my, a high-speed carrier?
: Did Shiranui make a mistake?

This update was supposed to be much longer but I can't afford to put sleep off any more; my apologies.

No applications this week, as we're currently cleaning up my leftover gifts:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Day of Defeat: Source
Thief: Gold
Vampire: The Masquerade
Don't Starve (And DLC)
Dead Island Epidemic x 3
Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack x 3
Metro: Last Light Complete Edition
Torchlight II x 3
Broforce
Mount and Blade: with Fire and Sword
The Last Federation
Luftrausers
Ikaruga

Still figuring out what to do with this week's gift clearance, give me a bit more time.