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[Blaze]

Spoiler: Budget (click to show/hide)

1d20 → [1] = (1)
1d20 → [18] = (18)
1d20 → [2] = (2)
1d20 → [16] = (16)
1d20 → [8] = (
1d20 → [19] = (19)
1d20 → [9] = (9)
1d20 → [15] = (15)
1d20 → [18] = (18)

Budget: $52.25

Yeah, I don't think this is working too well... We'll go back to the old system on Monday.
A few changes to the original system:
Rolls will depend on what the game's price is during the time of the roll.
In case the game you want is on sale that day, you may choose to spend the difference on another game(s).
Also, if you see another game you want, and that's less than or equal to the price of the game you want, you can get that instead. The remainder works as above.

As an apology, I'll keep an eye out for your entries throughout the sale.

Spoiler: Entries (click to show/hide)

n9103: The Forest ($9)
Sirus: Metro: Last Light ($10)
Shadowlord: Space Engineers ($5)
Lithare: The Forest ($11.25)
sjm9876: Broforce ($4)
BFEL: XCOM Complete ($19)
Uber Pye: Magicite ($4)
Cicero: Last Federation ($9)
Choppy: Spengineers ($10)
Elephant Parade: Creeper World 3 ($4)

[Elephant Parade]

Spoiler: Budget (click to show/hide)

1d20 → [1] = (1)
1d20 → [18] = (18)
1d20 → [2] = (2)
1d20 → [16] = (16)
1d20 → [8] = (
1d20 → [19] = (19)
1d20 → [9] = (9)
1d20 → [15] = (15)
1d20 → [18] = (18)

Budget: $52.25

Yeah, I don't think this is working too well... We'll go back to the old system on Monday.
A few changes to the original system:
Rolls will depend on what the game's price is during the time of the roll.
In case the game you want is on sale that day, you may choose to spend the difference on another game(s).
Also, if you see another game you want, and that's less than or equal to the price of the game you want, you can get that instead. The remainder works as above.

As an apology, I'll keep an eye out for your entries throughout the sale.

Spoiler: Entries (click to show/hide)

n9103: The Forest ($9)
Sirus: Metro: Last Light ($10)
Shadowlord: Space Engineers ($5)
Lithare: The Forest ($11.25)
sjm9876: Broforce ($4)
BFEL: XCOM Complete ($19)
Uber Pye: Magicite ($4)
Cicero: Last Federation ($9)
Choppy: Spengineers ($10)
Elephant Parade: Creeper World 3 ($4)

Unless the system changed or something, I shouldn't be on that list.

I'll guess Creeper World 3 on Steam for $4.

Edit: Never mind, it's already on sale.

[Blaze]

Applications are now open!

[Aklyon]

I shall enter for Transistor again (again).

[n9103]

Still looking for The Forest to hit 9$
Or just entering for The Forest if we're going back to the old system.
Scratch that, struck out three times on that one already.

With the budget so generously portioned, like your rear end, lemme try for Xenonauts.

[BigFatStupidHead]

I tried Super Amazing Wagon Adventure the other day, and it lived up to its name. So, sign me up for that! ($2.99)

And we're chucking things in a bowl now, right? Here's a handful of Jalapeņo peppers and peanut butter!

[MaximumZero]

What the hell. With the Steam sales on, I don't feel bad about trying to sign up for stuff.

I'll try for Papers, Please.

[Vector]

.

[Mapleguy555]

I'll try for Creeper World 3. *conspicuously jumps in*

[Blaze]

Aklyon: Transistor
MaximumZero: Guilt Paper's Please
Vector: Ace Combat: Assault Horizon
Mapleguy 555: Creeper World 3
n9103: Xenonauts
BigFatStupidHead: Super Amazing Wagon Adventure

We have two slots remaining, so applications will stay open for a bit longer.

Also, as I promised, I kept an eye on Steam sales, Metro: Last Light turned up on daily sale for $7, so Sirus wins it! I'll need an Email to send it to.

Spoiler: Results (click to show/hide)

Ryuujou? I'm here for my little sister.
: Ah! Perfect timing! I was just about to open the chamber.
: So you did manage to get everything done despite the labor shortage?
: Well, we're slightly behind schedule, but we'll manage.
: How are they by the way?
: Ah well about that...

Previously...

: *Scrtch Scrtch Scrtch* *Stamp* *Shuffle* *Tack Tack Tick Tack*
: Requisition Request Forms 44A Through 77F and Requisition of Requisition Request Forms 37 through 901 are now no longer necessary.
: Now where's the Request for Usage of Shredder Form Request form?

*Creak...*

: Hm? Hiyou? Jun'You? You shouldn't be up this la-

*Pounce!*





*RIP*





*TEAR*

: Wh-Wha-What are you doing?!
: Admiral! My entire aft section has become a breeding ground for frustration!
: The concept of underwear has already completely lost any shred of meaning!
: In order to prevent complete meltdown we require your absolute attention on our affected areas!
: You know what your responsibility is right?! It only makes sense!
: What part of this makes sense?!

: Behave.
: Houshou? What's going on?
: Ah, there seems to have been an incident within the R&D section. These two seem to have fallen prey to whatever it may be.
: Have there been any other victims? Any collateral damage?
: Ryuujou is currently containing the situation. Aside from your uniform, there doesn't seem to be any noticeable damage.
: I see. I'll go ahead and take those two to the infirmary.
: There's no need for that admiral; I'll see that these two are cared for. You're already working hard so at least let us handle this much.
: Then I'll leave it to you. Also, tell Ryuujou that I'll let this go; but if this happens again I won't have any choice but to cut her funding.
: I'm sure that she's very happy to have such an understanding admiral. I'll bring you a new uniform once these two have been properly contained. Now if you'll excuse me...

One "Proper Containment" Later...



...We return to the present.

: It doesn't seem like they'll be returning to active duty anytime soon.
: And Houshou was *this* close to dive-bombing me into scrap as it is; asking for more hands is out of the question. Guess I'm on my own for now.
: So about my little sister...
: Right! Let's pry that chamber open and see how she turned out!

: What's going on?! I can't see anything!

*Trip*
*SPLAT*

: SON OF A - THAT - HURTS!
: ...
: Ryuujou?
: Her language was just poisoned a bit due to the nature of the materials added, it'll clea-.
: I'm glowing! Am I radioactive?! That can't be good!
: Ryuujou?
: I-I-it's nothing like that! It's just another effect of the materials and it'll clear up in-

*BOOM*

: I touched something and it exploded! Is that supposed to happen?!
: Am I supposed to spend the rest of my life not touching anything?!
: Ryuujou~?
: ...
: You're going to fix this aren't you?
: Y-Yes! Right away!

One Fix Later...

: Are you feeling better?
: Yes, much better. I don't think I've ever seen anyone move that fast though.
: Anyone can move quickly enough given the proper motivation.
: Is this right though? I don't really feel any different.
: That's what it usually is like, is there anything even the slightest bit different? Anything at all?
: Well... My chest does feel heavier than it used to...
: Well there's only one way to find out isn't there?

*Grope*

: What are you-

: Oh my! An Aircraft Carrier! And a Fleet carrier at that!
: ...

Spoiler: What happened (click to show/hide)

For each one of your entries I took a keyword, for example: "Particle Accelerator Cannon" would be "Cannon".
I then took the first letter of that word (In the above case "C"), and then turned that into a number based on its position in the alphabet. A=1 B=2 C=3, etc.
I then inputted all those numbers into a pseudo-RNG. From there on, the number generated would be what type of ship the protagonist would turn into. The number chosen was matched with the "Fleet Carrier" entry.
To be honest, I was hoping for Heavy Cruiser or Battleship, but the RNG has chosen (somewhat).

Also, the story will be put on hold due to 1. The somewhat lacking quality of recent entries and 2. To focus on working on my CataclysmDDA mod.

The giveaway will still continue as normal.

Thank you.

[Sirus]

Well, this is awkward 
I didn't realize that the sale watching was still going on since you said you were switching back to regular giveaways, and I was (barely) outside the $3 range anyway...so I sorta picked up Metro: Last Light on my own.
Sorry about that. Please give it to someone else who wants it (or keep it for yourself!), and I shall abstain from entering this week.

[Blaze]

No worries, I can always use it myself or save it for later in case anyone asks for it.

[Steelmagic]

We went and made a carrier. How 'bout that.

Anyway, Guess I'll enter for Xenonauts myself. Since there are still spots open.

[Sirus]

We went and made a carrier. How 'bout that.

A fleet carrier no less! The most badass of all carriers.
_{also the most fatass but let's not tell her that}

[IronyOwl]

No, no, I think she needs to hear how she's now so fat that her primary use is storing things on top of her.