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Destroyers

Light Cruisers

Heavy Cruisers

Battleships

Submarines

Light Carriers

Aircraft Carriers

[choppy]

toss in princesses.

[MaximumZero]

Wait, if she's becoming a ship, shouldn't we put fuel tanks in the thing?

[Blaze]

The plot fills in all the necessary parts. All items will be broken down into their base components and re-assembled as needed; excess matter will be lost; magical science powers and stuff

As for how the final product will turn out, I choose a keyword in your items, throw them all into a pseudo-RNG, and it'll output a decision. Item type, size, mass, and so on don't really matter.

Well, it might matter a bit; but that's a subject best saved for later.

In any case, all entries here work like all the other moneygrabs. I roll the dice and see how much goes into the budget for every entry that's put in.

I get a free plot advancement coupon and we get to stock up $$$ for the Steam Summer Sale. It's a win-win as I see it.

[MaximumZero]

But...I don't really need any games right now! I already have a million I'm not playing! D:

[Sinistar]

You might not need any more games, but Gabe needs the contents of your Blaze's everyone's purse. Now kindly bend over, this won't take long.


As for ship-building cauldron - we need more dakka. Throw 5 super-destroyer-sized 5 barreled turrets in. Also we need to steer this thing. Throw in some mint flavored rudders. We shall convert the world oceans into salty minty goodness.

Also, throw in some Brussels sprouts.
I love me some Brussels sprouts.

[sjm9876]

Fuel tanks? Who needs fuel tanks when you have
A highly experimental cold fission reactor for the pot.

[Aklyon]

So its essentially antimatter in matter form.

[BFEL]

So somethings been bothering me....WHAT DOES THE SHSL STAND FOR??

[SirAaronIII]

Super High School Level, I think.

[BFEL]

Ah, I always thought it was SuperHeavySuperLight to illustrate the whole dieting point. But then I had to ask cuz it was buggin mah.

[n9103]

Dioxygen Difluoride
You stuff's dangerous to be sure Origin, but it's safe enough to be produced and shipped.
There aren't any suppliers of F2O2, or FOOF. (There was one Chinese company that claimed supply shipments of up to a kg of the stuff... They don't offer it in any amount anymore.)
I would call shens on any container of it, as it reacts with *everything*. It may not be as explosively violent as F4N2, but there's no real safe condition of handling this stuff.

[uber pye]

Why a Solar in particular?

cus' she needs to be the best ship girl thing!

although i guess if it was a lunar exaltation she could loose and gain weight whenever she wanted due to being a shape-shifter, assuming she got the right knacks and charms

[Shakerag]

Well, here's some fun reading about FOOF.

[Elephant Parade]

* Elephant Parade throws the Oxford English Dictionary in.

[Blaze]

Spoiler: rolls (click to show/hide)

For each post throwing in an item, I roll a 20 sided die.
1 -> Nothing added to budget
2-5 -> +$0.25
6-10 -> +$0.50
11-15 -> +$0.75
16-19 -> +$1
20 -> +$2

1d20 → [12] = (12)
1d20 → [10] = (10)
1d20 → [17] = (17)
1d20 → [13] = (13)
1d20 → [8] = (
1d20 → [5] = (5)
1d20 → [3] = (3)
1d20 → [16] = (16)
1d20 → [18] = (18)
1d20 → [1] = (1)
1d20 → [20] = (20)
1d20 → [16] = (16)
1d20 → [10] = (10)
1d20 → [10] = (10)
1d20 → [5] = (5)
1d20 → [11] = (11)
1d20 → [20] = (20)
1d20 → [2] = (2)
1d20 → [5] = (5)
1d20 → [4] = (4)
Total: +13.75

Current Budget: $37.75

Now there's a problem here, I don't know how to handle the flash sales with the current system, I'll go ahead and open applications nonetheless.

Oh, items in the conversion chamber have been, err, converted; so it's empty again.