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[Pnx]

Whoa, holy shit, how did I not know Greg Giraldo died? Four years ago, according to Wikipedia... I guess avoiding media at all costs does actually have a cost.

On a lighter note, here's Leonard Nimoy pretending to be a Japanese kabuki dancer on Mission Impossible.

Television will never see it's like again...

[XXSockXX]

On a lighter note, here's Leonard Nimoy pretending to be a Japanese kabuki dancer on Mission Impossible.

The best part is how the Japanese guys don't get suspicious at all. Apparently he has no accent.

[Pnx]

On a lighter note, here's Leonard Nimoy pretending to be a Japanese kabuki dancer on Mission Impossible.

The best part is how the Japanese guys don't get suspicious at all. Apparently he has no accent.

He's just that good of an actor!

[Sappho]

To be fair, Ukrainian Jews and Japanese people do look almost identical.

Ukrainian Jews:



Japanese:



Gah, I've been looking at pictures of these people for too long now and they're all starting to blend together... Who am I? What planet is this?

[Pnx]

I can see you're confused, the year is 2264 and you're Ensign Sappho.

[XXSockXX]

Well, you posted 4 pictures of what clearly appears to be the same guy. I hope you're not losing command.

Maybe Dr. McCoy can help you when he's finished curing the brain-damaged planet. (Got that from this blog, which is pretty awesome.)

[Sappho]

I can see you're confused, the year is 2264 and you're Ensign Sappho.

Oh god... Oh, god, what color is my shirt? WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT!?!? I CAN'T LOOK!

[XXSockXX]

god... Oh, god, what color is my shirt? WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT!?!? I CAN'T LOOK!

Ehm...just don't. Maybe grab someone for emergency mind meld, so we can retrieve your katra in the next movie.

[Sappho]

god... Oh, god, what color is my shirt? WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT!?!? I CAN'T LOOK!

Ehm...just don't. Maybe grab someone for emergency mind meld, so we can retrieve your katra in the next movie.

Umm... Sorry, captain, I can't be part of the landing party. I just remembered I'm autistic and bipolar, and otherwise severely unstable, so probably just set me back on earth? That'd be great.

Here, watch DeForest Kelley (Bones) hitting a pretty lady and just being an all-around bastard.

[Descan]

Damnit Sappho, I'm a doctor, not a viki-...

Well, I'm both. Shut up.

* Descan punches Sappho forever

[XXSockXX]

Umm... Sorry, captain, I can't be part of the landing party. I just remembered I'm autistic and bipolar, and otherwise severely unstable, so probably just set me back on earth? That'd be great.

Alright then, you try to blend in on earth, while we explore this peaceful looking planet.

[Sappho]

Umm... Sorry, captain, I can't be part of the landing party. I just remembered I'm autistic and bipolar, and otherwise severely unstable, so probably just set me back on earth? That'd be great.

Alright then, you try to blend in on earth, while we explore this peaceful looking planet.

Oh, goodness, if it means I can be handled by Spock in the manner of that first video (0:23), then I say beam me down, Scotty! Have fun with your sexy alien "lady."

Red shirts really do get all the shit, don't they?

On the other hand...

[XXSockXX]

Umm... Sorry, captain, I can't be part of the landing party. I just remembered I'm autistic and bipolar, and otherwise severely unstable, so probably just set me back on earth? That'd be great.

Alright then, you try to blend in on earth, while we explore this peaceful looking planet.

Oh, goodness, if it means I can be handled by Spock in the manner of that first video (0:23), then I say beam me down, Scotty! Have fun with your sexy alien "lady."

Red shirts really do get all the shit, don't they?

On the other hand...

I'm sure that can be arranged.

Redshirt defeated by cat is a bit of a low point even for them:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hmph, so much for fun with sexy aliens.

[Sappho]

Umm... Sorry, captain, I can't be part of the landing party. I just remembered I'm autistic and bipolar, and otherwise severely unstable, so probably just set me back on earth? That'd be great.

Alright then, you try to blend in on earth, while we explore this peaceful looking planet.

Oh, goodness, if it means I can be handled by Spock in the manner of that first video (0:23), then I say beam me down, Scotty! Have fun with your sexy alien "lady."

Red shirts really do get all the shit, don't they?

On the other hand...

I'm sure that can be arranged.

Redshirt defeated by cat is a bit of a low point even for them:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hmph, so much for fun with sexy aliens.

Your first link made me feel all uncontrollably funny inside. An intense need was created that was destined NEVER to be fulfilled.

And then I watched the second link and laughed so hard I forgot about it.

[XXSockXX]

Your first link made me feel all uncontrollably funny inside. An intense need was created that was destined NEVER to be fulfilled.

And then I watched the second link and laughed so hard I forgot about it.

Evasive maneuver successful then! Fascinating.