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Author Topic: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.  (Read 225847 times)

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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #615 on: March 20, 2014, 02:55:20 pm »

Hmm, should I do this? I think so, even if I do die because of it.

Go to the Doc and attempt to form a copy of my brain as it is right now, personality, etc, and give it to him for safekeeping. Then get strapped in, etc.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #616 on: March 20, 2014, 02:56:25 pm »

((May is out leader... oh god))
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I guess you're team leader, where do we go for Team G?
follow orders of may or any other important person, ready to board

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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #617 on: March 20, 2014, 03:03:56 pm »

follow orders of may
((I think I can hear Piecewise cackling already.))
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #618 on: March 20, 2014, 03:12:51 pm »

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I guess you're team leader, where do we go for Team G?
follow orders of may or any other important person, ready to board



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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #619 on: March 20, 2014, 03:29:56 pm »

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8-10 token.
Gonna assume that'll drop to 8 once all those nades are used up.
So, that's 8+10 tokens. 18 for handin' out to people. Auron probably gets a few more for his generous contribution, but aside that, I think just giving one or two tokens to the very new people (with 0 or 1 missions, not counting this one or the boarding) will be the best we can manage.


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>Auron took rocket pods and melee equipment off a dead sod invader.
"Hmm. Good to know.

Say, Steve, tell me: what do you think they'll be facing up there? I mean, they probably lost a good chunk of their forces already throwing it in the grinder like they did, but still, four man squads feels awfully small. And I hate I won't be there to help, I can only watch and wait.

Doesn't that bug you sometimes? Not getting to just go out there and do it yourself, but having to trust a bunch of former criminals with the fate of the rebellion?"


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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #620 on: March 20, 2014, 04:08:18 pm »

Dubley -Team C

Strap in.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #621 on: March 20, 2014, 04:19:42 pm »

sell off my battlesuit gear before miyamoto can "donate" it on my behalf.
pocket the tokens then return to waiting for launch.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #622 on: March 20, 2014, 04:22:24 pm »

sell off my battlesuit gear before miyamoto can "donate" it on my behalf.
pocket the tokens then return to waiting for launch.


METAAAAAAAA

But sure, I'll play along. Let's dance  :P

Miya opens a general comms channel: "Men, you'll be leaving for the final part of this mission. Unfortunately, I won't be able to join you in this cause it seems they don't build giant-sized boarding pods anymore. Now, I'm not sure what you'll find up there, but whatever it is, I'm sure you guys can take it. Just try to, y'know, not destroy the ships in the process. We need those.

Good luck and Godspeed."


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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #623 on: March 20, 2014, 04:30:26 pm »

"You know, I should be happier about getting off this rock, but my method of egress leaves something to be desired. Hey, uhhh Steve? How likely are you to miss a ship entirely? Any plans if that happens?"

Get my shiny metal ass strapped into a pod.

((I saw that I had a flamethrower from the biomass exploration in my inventory, and I'm assuming they were supposed to be given back, or did Steve let us keep them?))
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #624 on: March 20, 2014, 04:46:12 pm »

sell off my battlesuit gear before miyamoto can "donate" it on my behalf.
pocket the tokens then return to waiting for launch.


METAAAAAAAA
((Not entirely, youve done it to Auron before remember.
Also theres an OOC thread for screaming meta.))

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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #625 on: March 20, 2014, 04:55:09 pm »

Quote from: @May
I guess you're team leader, where do we go for Team G?
follow orders of may or any other important person, ready to board



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You are the veteran so you are the leader, standing by for orders
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #626 on: March 20, 2014, 04:58:26 pm »

"I am ready." Jack says before turning to Grate. "Hello again Grate, remember me?"
"Um..."
"Not really..."
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #627 on: March 20, 2014, 05:26:28 pm »

Quote from: @May
I guess you're team leader, where do we go for Team G?
follow orders of may or any other important person, ready to board



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You are the veteran so you are the leader, standing by for orders

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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #628 on: March 20, 2014, 07:45:39 pm »

Denzel Gaunt, Boarding Team C Leader

"So, folks, any name ideas?"

Get ready to go, charge an uncon bonus.

Spoiler: Team C (click to show/hide)


Suggestion squad commander. Team Audax. From Phidippus Audax, the jumping spider: Ambush predator, overwhelms prey swiftly from hiding, also old terran language, stand by for translation... root word of audacious can also mean daring.

"I like it. Team Audax it is. Welcome all, to team Audax, then.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #629 on: March 20, 2014, 09:43:01 pm »

Thaddeus-Boarding Team D-Grunt

Alright, lets go and make someones day suck even more than usual

Go and get strapped into Team D's pod. Thaddeus will try to not whimper too much, when he realizes he is about to BECOME the artillery
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