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Author Topic: Help w joke mouth device.  (Read 1773 times)

eerr

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Help w joke mouth device.
« on: February 20, 2014, 09:07:00 am »

I currently have a device somewhere in my mouth that is being used to fuck with me hard.

But I can't figure out how to get doctors to acknowledge it might exist.
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eerr

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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2014, 09:08:12 am »

I can't seem to remove it because I can't figure out where it is.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2014, 10:17:53 am »

It depends whether you are suffering from rapid bad pun rot, which usually forms slightly below the thyroid gland, or bullshititis, in which case you should really see a veterinarian.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2014, 11:12:54 am »

Serious serious blues.
And severe unhappy.
Brought on by severe stress.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2014, 11:31:55 am »

He's been complaining about this for months. I too wonder whether he's bullshitting or genuinelly suffering from some kind of mental breakdown.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2014, 12:06:32 pm »

For months, you say?
Well then, in that case,
since rapid bad pun rot as implied by it's name, has a very rapid progression of degenerative speech impediment,
usually followed by death to mob lynching within days,
and the patient is still alive as of this date,
the only logical conclusion is that it must be bullshititis.

I call bullshit. See a vet. If under 18, see a vet in Belgium.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2014, 12:08:25 pm by martinuzz »
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2014, 09:43:01 pm »

Is this device an abscess or a wisdom tooth?
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2014, 10:24:12 pm »

You should go to a psychiatrist. If they say you're not crazy, then the doctor pretty much has to believe you actually do have something in your mouth.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2014, 11:38:29 pm »

go have an MRI. the magnets should rip it out of your face.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2014, 06:32:15 am »

Edited out
« Last Edit: February 21, 2014, 06:39:05 am by Neonivek »
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2014, 06:36:56 am »

I think he should spit it out. He can get his tongue electrocuted.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2014, 03:51:53 pm »

I can't help it if my day is ruined everyday for months. Thanks for backing me guys.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2014, 07:46:09 pm »

Why have you not seen a dentist if it is such a big deal? You mentioned this in the "Bad tooth extension" thread, but provide little to no details about what it is, what's causing it to stick to your tooth, or really anything beyond "it's screwing with me, halp or I will gargle with acetone."
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2014, 08:22:27 pm »

Go to a doctor.
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Re: Help w joke mouth device.
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2014, 01:28:01 am »

So you have some non-specific device in your mouth, and you can't tell us what it is and you can't remove it, and doctors can't help you because they don't think it is real. I'm going to work off the assumption you aren't joking.
Look, mental illness is a real thing. I think everybody here will agree that it actually exists. Further more, I think most will agree that the mentally ill are not the best people to self assess. As such, if you were ill, how would you know? You wouldn't, unless you spoke to a professional and got their advice.
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