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[Akura]

I want it so much, i want an actual river of pure flowing blood. Blood for the God of Blood!

And booze piping! we need booze pipes, like the dorfs from Overlord (such a cool game). Can we have faucets besides wells?

Cut out the middleman, have a river of blood from creatures that have booze for blood.

And here I thought we could get crude oil deposits.
I can only imagine that setting one of those on fire would burn your FPS just like... well, an oil fire.

[Henny]

I want it so much, i want an actual river of pure flowing blood. Blood for the God of Blood!

And booze piping! we need booze pipes, like the dorfs from Overlord (such a cool game). Can we have faucets besides wells?

Cut out the middleman, have a river of blood from creatures that have booze for blood.

Have a predatory fish that specializes in luring dwarves to the river with booze.

[Tarzanello]

I want it so much, i want an actual river of pure flowing blood. Blood for the God of Blood!

And booze piping! we need booze pipes, like the dorfs from Overlord (such a cool game). Can we have faucets besides wells?

Cut out the middleman, have a river of blood from creatures that have booze for blood.

Or go straight ahead and CUT DOWN the middleman and fill the river with his blood.

[klefenz]

Now think of the inevitable: flooding HFS with sewage.

[PDF urist master]

if the HFS aren't affected by water or magma (freezing and obsidian not withstanding), what makes you think they can be killed by sewage?

[Reudh]

Crying dwarves + frozen climate = new danger room.

Think about it. Every time you do something with a weapon, say for example, batting a frozen glob of tears out of the air, you gain a little experience in that weapon skill.

That's right - if you could weaponise spit or tears, it'd be as a danger room.

[klefenz]

if the HFS aren't affected by water or magma (freezing and obsidian not withstanding), what makes you think they can be killed by sewage?

I dont mean to kill them, just curse them to forever wallow in feces.

[The Bastard of France]

Dwarf Fortress
The only place where people consider it a good idea to weaponise shit
Well done Bay12 forum, you have crushed my faith in humanity

[klefenz]

Dwarf Fortress
The only place where people consider it a good idea to weaponise shit
Well done Bay12 forum, you have crushed my faith in humanity

To be fair, the Vietcong used pitfall traps with spikes covered in feces, also i heard prisoners coat their makeshift weapons with it, and in ancient time siege forces would catapult it over walls.

[PDF urist master]

Crying dwarves + frozen climate = new danger room.

Think about it. Every time you do something with a weapon, say for example, batting a frozen glob of tears out of the air, you gain a little experience in that weapon skill.

That's right - if you could weaponise spit or tears, it'd be as a danger room.

better yet, if frozen tears is as overpowered as thrown vomit right now, we could kill everything by crying on them. It would be like Issac.

[brokegamer]

I can't wait for the inevitable Urist Bereavedmother cancels drink: Spitting on the vampire mayor announcements.