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[Solymr]

: Do YOU have a ship? Because from here you look strikingly stranded.

[Caellath]

"As far as I see you're also stranded. Short of tipping your huge ego over, then I reckon we can make a bony bridge to the other side."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I doubt this knock-knee'd bagpipe would be here if he didn't have a way to cross."

"So all we have to do is beat him up and take it."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"I like your thinking, Kaarina."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"This blockhead of mine has a good idea from time to time."

[Solymr]

: This is the one time I will support graverobbing.

[Praefectus Screptum]

"If I had a way to cross I wouldn't be here yet. This sea is interrupting my task, but it doesn't matter-I will make use of your corpses and the wagon to make myself a boat!"
When Even finally stepped out of the wagon, he raised an eyebrow at the situation.
"So, are you lads gonna stab each other or are you waiting for a rock to fall on him or something?"
A few seconds after those words were spoken, a massive boulder fell on top of Eversor, completely destroying his skeletal body, leaving only his skull undamaged.
"...What."

[Chevaleresse]

Ociel didn't reply verbally to the situation, by dint of the fact that he was wheezing uncontrollably with laughter.

[Solymr]

: What.

: Well, are you going to... do anything? Or can we just kill you now?

[SeriousConcentrate]

"...Huh?"

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Do I LOOK like I can do something right now? What kind of absurdity is this?"
"This was weird, are in a dream or something? ...Can I get a pile of pajamas then?"
And a pile of pajamas did in fact form near Even, who now was hugging those many fancy pajamas as if they were gold.
"If this is a dream, I LOVE IT!"
"HOW is he able to do that? I had been focusing my mind for hours here and none of that happened!"

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Hey, Even. Wouldn't it be nice if we had a big ol' wide bridge to the far shore?"

[Solymr]

: What. Seraphim couldn't help repeating himself.

: Wait, is this... Even, ask for something else!

[Chevaleresse]

Ociel took a few moments to catch his breath as the continued happenings revealed that something other than pure coincidence was at play.

"Perhaps it only responds to the imaginations of the living. Ironic, that would be."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Uuhh... something else?"
Even moved his hands to the sides of his head making it all too obvious he was struggling to think, but what came next was both handy and stupid at the same time; a massive pirate ship. Of course that Even pictured it with his own special touch; that being a wooden muscular figure of himself on the front of the ship and statues of himself on the ship's deck.
"Screw bridges, I am living a dream!"
Meanwhile Eversor just stared in a mix of disbelief and hatred.
"...Just end my life already. This is pathetic, and I don't need to see this illogical display of power again."