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Author Topic: Roll to Whatever.  (Read 21770 times)

Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #135 on: February 17, 2014, 09:16:21 am »

Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

Shophaune

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« Reply #136 on: February 17, 2014, 09:22:52 am »

Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!
(4) You scratch away a patch of the armour, but the bug ignores you!
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« Reply #137 on: February 17, 2014, 09:29:23 am »

Attempt to replace my lower body with ice.

Shophaune

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« Reply #138 on: February 17, 2014, 09:30:45 am »

Attempt to replace my lower body with ice.
(5) Your lower body becomes as hard as ice!
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #139 on: February 17, 2014, 09:41:14 am »

Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!
(4) You scratch away a patch of the armour, but the bug ignores you!
Claw it the rest of the way off! kill that bug!
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #140 on: February 17, 2014, 09:56:44 am »

Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!
(4) You scratch away a patch of the armour, but the bug ignores you!
Claw it the rest of the way off! kill that bug!
(3) You swipe at the Mantis, but you break a claw! -1 to next roll.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #141 on: February 17, 2014, 10:14:42 am »

Craft a tower of earthly delights on the tallest mountain of the world! It shall be the house of the Horned Law!
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Shophaune

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« Reply #142 on: February 17, 2014, 10:17:42 am »

Craft a tower of earthly delights on the tallest mountain of the world! It shall be the house of the Horned Law!
(3) You build a pillar on a nearby hill.
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Harry Baldman

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« Reply #143 on: February 17, 2014, 10:19:33 am »

Endow pillar with supernatural ability to become larger and straighter at night!
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Shophaune

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« Reply #144 on: February 17, 2014, 10:21:56 am »

Endow pillar with supernatural ability to become larger and straighter at night!
(4) You enchant the pillar.
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Harry Baldman

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« Reply #145 on: February 17, 2014, 10:28:08 am »

Inscribe the tenets of the Ethermail System on the pillar in plain, very legible lettering.
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Shophaune

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« Reply #146 on: February 17, 2014, 10:31:00 am »

Inscribe the tenets of the Ethermail System on the pillar in plain, very legible lettering.
(4) You write down the tenets in clear font. Too bad nobody can read.
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Harry Baldman

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« Reply #147 on: February 17, 2014, 10:32:29 am »

Render pillar indestructible!
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Shophaune

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« Reply #148 on: February 17, 2014, 10:33:54 am »

Render pillar indestructible!
(6) You render the pillar and its hill indestructible, while 2 more pillars appear out of nowhere!
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Harry Baldman

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« Reply #149 on: February 17, 2014, 10:40:05 am »

Superb! Now it is time for the next step of the divine plan, which is to establish the First Temple of the Horned Law some distance away from the Holy Hill! It should be suitably massive and evoke the sensibilities and grandeur of a classy brothel, naturally.
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