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Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #120 on: February 17, 2014, 06:18:43 am »
Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 06:13:25 am
Try curing the dementia, fixing the female organs, and giving myself sight all at once.

((Almost guaranteed failure!))
(4) Your dementia fades.
(5) You finally gain sight.
(1) You feel horny, and the anatomy is still there. ((How does a machine feel horny? I don't know))
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

arbiter787

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« Reply #121 on: February 17, 2014, 06:29:02 am »
That... worked really, really well. Scan surroundings with newfound sight.
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Shophaune

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« Reply #122 on: February 17, 2014, 06:36:40 am »
Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 06:29:02 am
That... worked really, really well. Scan surroundings with newfound sight.
(5) You can see the...really pretty...prophet, a pissed off giant mantis and the remains of a mole.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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« Reply #123 on: February 17, 2014, 06:50:12 am »
Attempt to line self up so that I can nail the mantis as well.
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Shophaune

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« Reply #124 on: February 17, 2014, 06:55:18 am »
Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 06:50:12 am
Attempt to line self up so that I can nail the mantis as well.
(4) You attempt to line yourself up, but you lack stereo vision!
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
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« Reply #125 on: February 17, 2014, 08:13:50 am »
Attempt to acclimate myself to harsh conditions like cold water
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« Reply #126 on: February 17, 2014, 08:17:05 am »
Quote from: aattss on February 17, 2014, 08:13:50 am
Attempt to acclimate myself to harsh conditions like cold water
(1) You lose sensation in your hands!
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #127 on: February 17, 2014, 08:24:50 am »
Drag my lover out of the path of the train!
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #128 on: February 17, 2014, 08:26:03 am »
Replace hands with ice hands.
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« Reply #129 on: February 17, 2014, 08:55:18 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 08:24:50 am
Drag my lover out of the path of the train!
((lover????))
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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« Reply #130 on: February 17, 2014, 08:55:57 am »
Quote from: aattss on February 17, 2014, 08:26:03 am
Replace hands with ice hands.
(6) Your entire upper body becomes animate ice!
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« Reply #131 on: February 17, 2014, 09:00:01 am »
Be angry when sand is kicked at me, then happy when the woman is eaten, then despairing when she is revived as a prophet. I failed to stop her before she became immortal, I'm doomed to becoming a cat. next I'm horrified when she demonstrates her new talents on the palm tree. and now...
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I don't know what to do. Sulk I suppose? cat is sad.
Quote from: Shophaune on February 17, 2014, 08:55:18 am
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 08:24:50 am
Drag my lover out of the path of the train!
((lover????))
((The tree she was mating with.))
« Last Edit: February 17, 2014, 09:01:37 am by Lenglon »
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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« Reply #132 on: February 17, 2014, 09:01:59 am »
Quote from: Lenglon on February 17, 2014, 09:00:01 am
Be angry when sand is kicked at me, then happy when the woman is eaten, then despairing when she is revived as a prophet. I failed to stop her before she became immortal, I'm doomed to becoming a cat. next I'm horrified when she demonstrates her new talents on the palm tree. and now...
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I don't know what to do. Sulk I suppose? cat is sad.
(1) You are stepped on by the mantis.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
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« Reply #133 on: February 17, 2014, 09:05:07 am »
Yeowl and claw the mantis to death with my super-strength!
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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« Reply #134 on: February 17, 2014, 09:12:41 am »
Quote from: Lenglon on February 17, 2014, 09:05:07 am
Yeowl and claw the mantis to death with my super-strength!
(3) You claw at the mantis and chip its exoskeleton.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.
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