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IronyOwl

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #75 on: February 17, 2014, 03:30:04 am »
Success! Bugs are clearly food.

Attempt to domesticate bugs for food.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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« Reply #76 on: February 17, 2014, 03:31:34 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 03:30:04 am
Success! Bugs are clearly food.

Attempt to domesticate bugs for food.
(1) Sadly, the only other bugs you can find...find you first. Still, you have discovered the Giant Mantis in your death.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #77 on: February 17, 2014, 03:35:48 am »
Well. Uh. Invent palm trees, fail to figure out where babies come from, eat bugs, get eaten by giant bug.

That's an interesting precedent for the first human to set, I guess.


...reports of my death were greatly exaggerated? They never found the body, after all.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

arbiter787

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #78 on: February 17, 2014, 03:40:50 am »
Hmmm. This looks interesting.

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Shophaune

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« Reply #79 on: February 17, 2014, 03:41:47 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 03:35:48 am
Well. Uh. Invent palm trees, fail to figure out where babies come from, eat bugs, get eaten by giant bug.

That's an interesting precedent for the first human to set, I guess.


...reports of my death were greatly exaggerated? They never found the body, after all.
(3) Correct, they only found the bones.

Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 03:40:50 am
Hmmm. This looks interesting.

Attempt to manifest a giant stompy steam-powered machine of war.
(3) You manifest as a steam engine!
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #80 on: February 17, 2014, 03:44:24 am »
Sex-Pope looked down from Etheria, and he saw the plight of the citizenry below. Their tribulations moved him to mild interest.

Use ETHERIC GOD POWERS to resurect IRONYOWL. Teach them the WAY OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT so that they can SEXUALLY HARASS palm trees. Make them my AVATAR on the MORTAL REALM.
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arbiter787

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #81 on: February 17, 2014, 03:45:56 am »
Well shoot.

Attempt to gain traction. If successful, travel in a straight line until hitting (and hopefully murdering) something.
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Shophaune

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« Reply #82 on: February 17, 2014, 03:50:07 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 17, 2014, 03:44:24 am
Sex-Pope looked down from Etheria, and he saw the plight of the citizenry below. Their tribulations moved him to mild interest.

Use ETHERIC GOD POWERS to resurect IRONYOWL. Teach them the WAY OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT so that they can SEXUALLY HARASS palm trees. Make them my AVATAR on the MORTAL REALM.
(5) You resurrect ironyowl, teaching her many-things-that-shall-not-be-detailed. She becomes a Prophet!
Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 03:45:56 am
Well shoot.

Attempt to gain traction. If successful, travel in a straight line until hitting (and hopefully murdering) something.
(2) You spontaneously generate a train whistle.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #83 on: February 17, 2014, 03:52:18 am »
Well, that's useless. I'm just a hunk of metal if I can't move, so try again.
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« Reply #84 on: February 17, 2014, 03:56:48 am »
Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 03:52:18 am
Well, that's useless. I'm just a hunk of metal if I can't move, so try again.
(5) You generate some wheels! You begin rolling.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #85 on: February 17, 2014, 03:58:51 am »
Woot!

If anything moving appears ahead, attempt to gain speed. If things that could kill me (rocks, trees) appear, attempt to stop then reverse.
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« Reply #86 on: February 17, 2014, 04:02:04 am »
Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 03:58:51 am
Woot!

If anything moving appears ahead, attempt to gain speed. If things that could kill me (rocks, trees) appear, attempt to stop then reverse.
(5) You trundle along, with no idea what is ahead of you! The ground seems clear and smooth.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #87 on: February 17, 2014, 04:06:50 am »
Oh, I don't have vision? Attempt to manifest some cameras directly linked to my life spirit, giving me vision.
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Shophaune

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« Reply #88 on: February 17, 2014, 04:09:36 am »
Quote from: arbiter787 on February 17, 2014, 04:06:50 am
Oh, I don't have vision? Attempt to manifest some cameras directly linked to my life spirit, giving me vision.
(1) You manage to link your spirit to a pebble. Oops.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
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arbiter787

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #89 on: February 17, 2014, 04:11:37 am »
Hmm. What effects does this have? I mean, I still have control over the engine, right?
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