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Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #60 on: February 17, 2014, 02:30:25 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 17, 2014, 02:13:12 am
Recruit keas and elephants into a new Auxiliary Ethermail System.
(5) You form the animals into the First E-Mail Auxiliary Guard!
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HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

IronyOwl

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #61 on: February 17, 2014, 02:49:48 am »
OW. Have sex with palm tree to feel better.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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« Reply #62 on: February 17, 2014, 03:02:21 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 02:49:48 am
OW. Have sex with palm tree to feel better.
(5) You invent palm trees! You look for godly advice as to what comes next.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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« Reply #63 on: February 17, 2014, 03:02:59 am »
"NO!!! My legions!!!"

Get back army with my other legions
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IronyOwl

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« Reply #64 on: February 17, 2014, 03:05:19 am »
Halp, how do I human? Ask the sand, it probably knows.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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« Reply #65 on: February 17, 2014, 03:06:20 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 03:05:19 am
Halp, how do I human? Ask the sand, it probably knows.
(4) You find the SAGE and ask for advice.
Quote from: poketwo on February 17, 2014, 03:02:59 am
"NO!!! My legions!!!"

Get back army with my other legions
(3) You fortify the island, but cannot lay siege to the Realm of Gods!
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #66 on: February 17, 2014, 03:08:24 am »
Sh-she...
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 02:49:48 am
OW. Have sex with palm tree to feel better.
...
...
whuh?
Stare up at her in confusion... then claw her.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #67 on: February 17, 2014, 03:10:07 am »
While waiting for the SAGE'S RESPONSE, invent Rain-of-Sand style of fighting to defeat this vile cat.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #68 on: February 17, 2014, 03:12:10 am »
Quote from: Lenglon on February 17, 2014, 03:08:24 am
Sh-she...
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 02:49:48 am
OW. Have sex with palm tree to feel better.
...
...
whuh?
Stare up at her in confusion... then claw her.
(2) You are so confused, you forget to attack her!
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 03:10:07 am
While waiting for the SAGE'S RESPONSE, invent Rain-of-Sand style of fighting to defeat this vile cat.
(2) You kick some sand at the cat.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #69 on: February 17, 2014, 03:13:31 am »
Locate food.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #70 on: February 17, 2014, 03:15:49 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 03:13:31 am
Locate food.
(3) You find some rotten carcasses.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #71 on: February 17, 2014, 03:23:10 am »
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Feast on the slain.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #72 on: February 17, 2014, 03:24:27 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 03:23:10 am
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Feast on the slain.
(2) A swarm of flies rush down your throat!
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

IronyOwl

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #73 on: February 17, 2014, 03:26:46 am »
I am best human.

Well... eat the flies, then! Mmmm, protein!
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #74 on: February 17, 2014, 03:28:56 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 17, 2014, 03:26:46 am
I am best human.

Well... eat the flies, then! Mmmm, protein!
(5) You splutter a little, but they go down (mostly) dead.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.
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