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Author Topic: Roll to Whatever.  (Read 21167 times)

Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2014, 11:26:06 am »
Finally arriving due to time travel shenanigans, I already answered the gender question, and due to... other things... I appear to be a cat. anyway, now that I've arrived back in the past to fix what went wrong, I get to work.

Attack the first human, how dare they change me from a girl into a cat!
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2014, 11:30:26 am »
Formulate a brand new LAW! Otherwise those law monkeys will go woefully unemployed, and we can't have that!
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2014, 11:45:09 am »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 16, 2014, 10:12:33 am
Both
(3) You become male, spawning on an island.
Quote from: aattss on February 16, 2014, 10:28:17 am
Male
(2) You spawn as a human, in the middle of the ocean!
Quote from: Lenglon on February 16, 2014, 11:26:06 am
Finally arriving due to time travel shenanigans, I already answered the gender question, and due to... other things... I appear to be a cat. anyway, now that I've arrived back in the past to fix what went wrong, I get to work.

Attack the first human, how dare they change me from a girl into a cat!
(6) Not only do you arrive behind the first human, there is a heavy rock next to you! You hit them with it! They are bleeding from the head.
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 11:30:26 am
Formulate a brand new LAW! Otherwise those law monkeys will go woefully unemployed, and we can't have that!
(4) You return from madness and set about organizing the ethereal post office. ((At least the monkeys are employed now!))
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2014, 12:16:30 pm »
Send ethereal hugs and kisses to all the mortals to let them know that the divines are watching and can provide services at hours most others would deem inconvenient!
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2014, 12:34:26 pm »
... I'm a cat.
How would I hit her with a heavy rock?
I mean...
Wait, that means, I MUST HAVE SUPERPOWERS!
Be supercat! find civilization and save it from the vile clutches of EVIL!
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2014, 12:42:40 pm »
Absorb the blood from being used as a weapon to become a blood god
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2014, 01:38:50 pm »
I gather herbs and sand.
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aattss

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« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2014, 02:21:41 pm »
Learn how to swim.
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Shophaune

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« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2014, 03:12:04 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 12:16:30 pm
Send ethereal hugs and kisses to all the mortals to let them know that the divines are watching and can provide services at hours most others would deem inconvenient!
(3) You blow a kiss, and flatten a tree. Oops.
Quote from: Lenglon on February 16, 2014, 12:34:26 pm
... I'm a cat.
How would I hit her with a heavy rock?
I mean...
Wait, that means, I MUST HAVE SUPERPOWERS!
Be supercat! find civilization and save it from the vile clutches of EVIL!
(1) There is no civilization!
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on February 16, 2014, 12:42:40 pm
Absorb the blood from being used as a weapon to become a blood god
(1) The blood flows away from you, and you become the GOD OF PEACE
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 16, 2014, 01:38:50 pm
I gather herbs and sand.
(6) You gather sand, herbs and the occasional peace of driftwood. Suddenly, a stray godly hug entraps you! You become a SAGE!
Quote from: aattss on February 16, 2014, 02:21:41 pm
Learn how to swim.
(3) You are floating.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2014, 03:31:35 pm »
Hug the new God of Peace, then beat the planet with him until it is nice and peaceful.
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« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2014, 04:20:35 pm »
Attempt to turn the water into ice.

If that's viable.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2014, 04:34:12 pm »
I mix my herbs tho improve my craft with alchemy.
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« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2014, 05:50:54 pm »
I am Rome, my legions mighty, and my emperors regarded highly
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« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2014, 01:51:58 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:31:35 pm
Hug the new God of Peace, then beat the planet with him until it is nice and peaceful.
(2) The GOD OF PEACE slips away!
Quote from: aattss on February 16, 2014, 04:20:35 pm
Attempt to turn the water into ice.

If that's viable.
(3) The water gets colder!
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 16, 2014, 04:34:12 pm
I mix my herbs tho improve my craft with alchemy.
(1) You stone yourself! Groovy!
Quote from: poketwo on February 16, 2014, 05:50:54 pm
I am Rome, my legions mighty, and my emperors regarded highly
(5) You summon an army of etheral keas and elephants.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2014, 02:13:12 am »
Recruit keas and elephants into a new Auxiliary Ethermail System.
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