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Draignean

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2014, 03:50:21 am »
MASTERSTROKE! GOD HAS FAVORED ME!


"Before you now, the first CONVERT from LAW! The INVENTOR of LAW! You see his need for SEXUAL HARASSMENT! He is our BROTHER and turns his back on LAW! Take it as your cue to turn your own back on LAW, and to the greater work of RELIGION!"

Regardless of the truth of this, spread this as the Gospel truth!
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Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2014, 03:52:59 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:50:21 am
MASTERSTROKE! GOD HAS FAVORED ME!


"Before you now, the first CONVERT from LAW! The INVENTOR of LAW! You see his need for SEXUAL HARASSMENT! He is our BROTHER and turns his back on LAW! Take it as your cue to turn your own back on LAW, and to the greater work of RELIGION!"

Regardless of the truth of this, spread this as the Gospel truth!
((I'm splitting my sides))
(6) You both ascend into Godhood, known to all as the 'Pope of Sex' and the 'Horned Law'.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2014, 03:53:58 am »
Okay, going to be out for a bit. Several actions to work with until my return:

1. Now that all that CELIBACY has been flung away, practice THE FIRST PROFESSION for a while. In doing so invent THE EXCHANGE OF GOODS AND SERVICES!

2. Attain monopoly on all aspects of THE FIRST PROFESSION, enforced by LAW!

3. Repopulate the etheric space we all inhabit!

4. Invent GUILDS! Starting with the Great Guild of the First Professionals.
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Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2014, 03:54:27 am »
Dear me, it only took an hour and a half to have a god of prostitution  :o.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

Draignean

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am »
((Alright. Well that was short, surreal and awesome game. I'm going to sleep now. I may return, but I'll think I'll definitely stay as a deity figure for any newcomers.

HB, I have a game Idea that I need to talk you about later. It involves less harassment.))

EDIT: Following HB's lead here and giving a godly series of action series.

1. ESTABLISH THE DAMN ETHERIC MAIL SYSTEM THAT STARTED THIS MESS

2. Increase RELIGION so that it is the OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT of ETHERIA. Rule with my CO-GOD, HORNED LAW.

3. ESTABLISH a CLERGY of those who were as I once was. Specifically I want them DEVOTED and DUMB AS POSTS.

4. SEND tendrils of RELIGION down to the PLANET. USE to FIND WOMEN.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2014, 04:03:30 am by Draignean »
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2014, 03:56:11 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:53:58 am
Okay, going to be out for a bit. Several actions to work with until my return:

1. Now that all that CELIBACY has been flung away, practice THE FIRST PROFESSION for a while. In doing so invent THE EXCHANGE OF GOODS AND SERVICES!
(3) You realize that there are no women in the Realm of Gods.

Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.
((Siggy!))
« Last Edit: February 16, 2014, 04:00:42 am by Shophaune »
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2014, 03:57:57 am »
Quote from: Shophaune on February 16, 2014, 03:56:11 am
(3) You realize that there are no women in the Realm of Gods.

DOESN'T! MATTER! CONTINUE REGARDLESS!
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« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2014, 04:00:04 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:57:57 am
Quote from: Shophaune on February 16, 2014, 03:56:11 am
(3) You realize that there are no women in the Realm of Gods.

DOESN'T! MATTER! CONTINUE REGARDLESS!
(2) You attempt to find someone in need of your srvices, but you cannot.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
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Draignean

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2014, 04:01:20 am »
((Edited my earlier post with a series of actions.))
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2014, 04:05:44 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
EDIT: Following HB's lead here and giving a godly series of action series.

1. ESTABLISH THE DAMN ETHERIC MAIL SYSTEM THAT STARTED THIS MESS
(4) You establish an ethereal post office.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2014, 04:14:27 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:53:58 am
2. Attain monopoly on all aspects of THE FIRST PROFESSION, enforced by LAW!
(1) The LAW has been destroyed!

Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
2. Increase RELIGION so that it is the OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT of ETHERIA. Rule with my CO-GOD, HORNED LAW.
(2) Horned Law is stricken by melancholy!
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HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2014, 07:48:16 am »
Quote from: Shophaune on February 16, 2014, 03:52:59 am
(6) You both ascend into Godhood, known to all as the 'Pope of Sex' and the 'Horned Law'.
What.


So alright, let's try it. Female.
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« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2014, 09:36:07 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 16, 2014, 07:48:16 am
Quote from: Shophaune on February 16, 2014, 03:52:59 am
(6) You both ascend into Godhood, known to all as the 'Pope of Sex' and the 'Horned Law'.
What.


So alright, let's try it. Female.
(5) You spawn on an island, becoming the first human.
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HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2014, 10:12:33 am »
Both
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« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2014, 10:28:17 am »
Male
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