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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2014, 03:26:17 am »
File etheric sexual harassment lawsuit at Draignean! Get mad etheric moneys.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2014, 03:28:04 am »
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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME! HAVE I NOT REMAINED TRUE TO YOU FOR ALL THESE MINUTES OF HARDSHIP?!

... My faith is adamant. I. Will. Prevail. God wills it. Eventually. I will mail alcohol to places. But first I must labor long and hard to build the skill to be worthy of His service.

Experiment with moving things toward the planet. Just hurl random crap down there until I get good at it.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:26:17 am
File etheric sexual harassment lawsuit at Draignean! Get mad etheric moneys.

Counter Suit: We're etheric beings. We're in an entangled state, Harry would have then will touched me first in a bad way.
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2014, 03:29:54 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:28:04 am
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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME! HAVE I NOT REMAINED TRUE TO YOU FOR ALL THESE MINUTES OF HARDSHIP?!

... My faith is adamant. I. Will. Prevail. God wills it. Eventually. I will mail alcohol to places. But first I must labor long and hard to build the skill to be worthy of His service.

Experiment with moving things toward the planet. Just hurl random crap down there until I get good at it.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:26:17 am
File etheric sexual harassment lawsuit at Draignean! Get mad etheric moneys.

Counter Suit: We're etheric beings. We're in an entangled state, Harry would have then will touched me first in a bad way.

(3) You manage to disturb some dust in space.
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:26:17 am
File etheric sexual harassment lawsuit at Draignean! Get mad etheric moneys.
((Finally))
(6) Not only does Draignean get attacked by ethereal monkeys, you have invented LAW
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2014, 03:31:51 am »
Appeal: Freedom of Religious expression. Have the etheric law monkeys imprison Baldman for oppressing me!

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2014, 03:32:50 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:31:51 am
Appeal: Freedom of Religious expression. Have the etheric law monkeys imprison Baldman for oppressing me!
(4) You are released and Baldman looks uneasy.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2014, 03:34:26 am »
As the inventor of LAW, become Supreme Judge-Legislator of the Multiverse!

Immediately pass a law stating that Draignean is wrong forever.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2014, 03:36:16 am »
((By the by, you may have misread HB's earlier post about money as being with regard to Monkeys. Either that or your 6's are very creative))

"THAT IS THE POWER OF GOD YOU CRAVEN FIEND!  HIS eyes divide the sky, and I am HIS eyes. HIS will brings down the moon, and I am HIS will!"

Insinuate the religious beliefs of my order (That is Heresy, This is Heresy, let's mail booze to theaters, oh look- More heresy!) into the system of law, corrupting it to my control! INVENT RELIGION!
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Q: "Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
A: "No, not particularly."

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2014, 03:37:11 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:36:16 am
((By the by, you may have misread HB's earlier post about money as being with regard to Monkeys. Either that or your 6's are very creative))

"THAT IS THE POWER OF GOD YOU CRAVEN FIEND!  HIS eyes divide the sky, and I am HIS eyes. HIS will brings down the moon, and I am HIS will!"

Insinuate the religious beliefs of my order (That is Heresy, This is Heresy, let's mail booze to theaters, oh look- More heresy!) into the system of law, corrupting it to my control! INVENT RELIGION!
(5) You invent RELIGION!
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:34:26 am
As the inventor of LAW, become Supreme Judge-Legislator of the Multiverse!

Immediately pass a law stating that Draignean is wrong forever.
(4) You become a law-monkey! Draignean is give a restraining order!

((BTW, is anyone going to try and incarnate?))
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2014, 03:37:54 am »
Quote from: Shophaune on February 16, 2014, 03:37:11 am
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:34:26 am
As the inventor of LAW, become Supreme Judge-Legislator of the Multiverse!

Immediately pass a law stating that Draignean is wrong forever.
(4) You become a law-monkey! Draignean is give a restraining order!

((BTW, is anyone going to try and incarnate?))

((Why would we?))
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2014, 03:40:34 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:37:54 am
Quote from: Shophaune on February 16, 2014, 03:37:11 am
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:34:26 am
As the inventor of LAW, become Supreme Judge-Legislator of the Multiverse!

Immediately pass a law stating that Draignean is wrong forever.
(4) You become a law-monkey! Draignean is give a restraining order!

((BTW, is anyone going to try and incarnate?))

((Why would we?))
((Because only 2 people have actually answered the starting question? I don't know))
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2014, 03:40:53 am »
Hang with my fellow law-monkeys. Maybe go pick up some law-monkey ladies later on.

Invent CELIBACY as a corollary to RELIGION and fling it at Draignean to taunt him.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2014, 03:43:10 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:40:53 am
Hang with my fellow law-monkeys. Maybe go pick up some law-monkey ladies later on.
(5) You hang out with the monkeys and invent THE FIRST PROFFESSION. Not sure why this is a five really.
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2014, 03:43:28 am »
A following must be gathered, as a rolling stone gathers moss... The flock shall grow, we must!

Appoint self Arch-Pope of RELIGION, broadly condemn LAW as an imperfect instrument of man, designedly only to poorly fill need for RELIGION!

Highlight that SEXUAL HARASSMENT is a feature of this religion in order to bring the MASSES away from LAW! LAW OPPOSES SEX!
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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A: "No, not particularly."

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2014, 03:44:09 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:40:53 am
Invent CELIBACY as a corollary to RELIGION and fling it at Draignean to taunt him.

Do this now!
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2014, 03:47:44 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:44:09 am
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:40:53 am
Invent CELIBACY as a corollary to RELIGION and fling it at Draignean to taunt him.

Do this now!
(2) You fling your celibacy at Draignean, along with the rest of you.
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:43:28 am
A following must be gathered, as a rolling stone gathers moss... The flock shall grow, we must!

Appoint self Arch-Pope of RELIGION, broadly condemn LAW as an imperfect instrument of man, designedly only to poorly fill need for RELIGION!

Highlight that SEXUAL HARASSMENT is a feature of this religion in order to bring the MASSES away from LAW! LAW OPPOSES SEX!
(4) You appoint yourself chief of RELIGION, but you get tackled to the ground by Baldman before you can preach!
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Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:55:44 am
HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.
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