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Shophaune

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Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 16, 2014, 02:26:44 am »
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If ever you think an action is op, pm me for comfirmation. May the dice be with you!

Male or Female?
« Last Edit: February 16, 2014, 02:39:57 am by Shophaune »
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Dorsidwarf

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 02:30:33 am »
Purple.
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Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 02:35:01 am »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on February 16, 2014, 02:30:33 am
Purple.
(1) You spawn as a purple rock!
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Draignean

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2014, 02:54:10 am »
Hmm.
Male Or Female
Male Oar Female
Mail Oar Female
Mail Orpheum Ale
...

I Choose to Mail the Orpheum theatre some Ale, as the GM commanded.
 
Because I should participate in a minimalist RTD once in my life.
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Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2014, 02:59:34 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 02:54:10 am
Hmm.
Male Or Female
Male Oar Female
Mail Oar Female
Mail Orpheum Ale
...

I Choose to Mail the Orpheum theatre some Ale, as the GM commanded.
 
Because I should participate in a minimalist RTD once in my life.
(0) You are still an ethereal force above a strange world.
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Draignean

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2014, 03:02:43 am »
Then I must invent an etheric mail system to complete the task given to me by Almighty God.
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Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2014, 03:04:20 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:02:43 am
Then I must invent an etheric mail system to complete the task given to me by Almighty God.
(2) You try to, but intelligence is not your strong point.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2014, 03:05:38 am »
Mole. Or maybe femole. Either works.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2014, 03:06:33 am »
Intelligence is meaningless! I have faith and Zeal in my cause! Find a more nerdly etheric being, partner with him to invent the etheric mail system. And by Partner I mean beat him up and scream heresy unless he does what I want.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2014, 03:07:45 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:06:33 am
Intelligence is meaningless! I have faith and Zeal in my cause! Find a more nerdly etheric being, partner with him to invent the etheric mail system. And by Partner I mean beat him up and scream heresy unless he does what I want.
(2) You cannot find any more beings!
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:05:38 am
Mole. Or maybe femole. Either works.
(1) You spawn as a mole 500 feet in the air. Your gibs splatter on Dorsi.
The dice are not playing ball.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2014, 03:11:33 am »
Resume being an etheric being. Scream and nag at Draignean to get his shit together.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2014, 03:13:15 am »
... God has placed many obstacles in my path, but I shall not relent. I will follow the true path. I shall prevail in my mission to transport libation to the theatre of dreams! Reproduce Asexually, try to get all my smart etherics on one side. Hopefully, they, unencumbered by the raw stupidity of my other half, should be able to devise the etheric mail network.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:11:33 am
Resume being an etheric being. Scream and nag at Draignean to get his shit together.

"Haveth at me bro! Mine is the will of GOD! You have abandoned your divine purpose, you must return to the true path and help me mail alcohol to theaters, or I shall brand you heretic!"
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2014, 03:18:24 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:13:15 am
... God has placed many obstacles in my path, but I shall not relent. I will follow the true path. I shall prevail in my mission to transport libation to the theatre of dreams! Reproduce Asexually, try to get all my smart etherics on one side. Hopefully, they, unencumbered by the raw stupidity of my other half, should be able to devise the etheric mail network.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 16, 2014, 03:11:33 am
Resume being an etheric being. Scream and nag at Draignean to get his shit together.

"Haveth at me bro! Mine is the will of GOD! You have abandoned your divine purpose, you must return to the true path and help me mail alcohol to theaters, or I shall brand you heretic!"
(1) You don't know how to reproduce asexually.
((Dayum the dice are nasty))
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2014, 03:21:19 am »
((Well, judging by the proximity of Baldman's etherics and the fact that I don't know know how to reproduce Asexually, there's only one option.))

Father, why do you set these tribulations upon me! All I ever wanted was to carry out your will! I shall, I will, I MUST!

Seduce the etheric entity that's nagging at me.
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Re: Roll to Whatever.
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2014, 03:22:45 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 16, 2014, 03:21:19 am
((Well, judging by the proximity of Baldman's etherics and the fact that I don't know know how to reproduce Asexually, there's only one option.))

Father, why do you set these tribulations upon! All I ever wanted was to carry out your will! I shall, I will, I MUST!

Seduce the etheric entity that's nagging at me.
((What is wrong with RANDOM.ORG today?))
(1) They slap you and float off.
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