((Note: I've written this whole update while listening to the worst perversion Metal is capable of:
J-Pop Metal. I apologize for anything bad resulting from this. Also I'm dead tired.))
Possessed by the pure spirit of
METAL!, comrade
Rodion Raskolnikov jumps toward the enemy bunker in a weird, strangely cute dance. Not to be outdone, the rest of his squad follow behind
(GreatWyrmGod is promoted to Corporal!).
[2][6][2][2][1] Protected by a large phonograph blasting Wagner "Die Walküre" are insensitive to the spirit of
METAL! and mow down the approaching squad.
Sergei Lavrov is hit in the arm, and collapse, trailing blood. Still the man now known as Corporal METAL goes on, cute as ever, as
Jetstream Sam fall too, hit in the leg. Corporal METAL perform some amazing dance move, avoiding the bullet that lodge itself into
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz's leg. Apparently he decided to remember Drogoszewo by doing a live reenactment.
Some weird noise come from inside the bunker. It seems like one of the German machingun servants just gained a leveled, because the next bullet land straight between
Rudolph Ludwig's eyes. German blood from a German bullet, oh the cruel irony!
More reinforcement come from behind, replacing the deads with fresh cannon fodder.
Chavez and his pack of explosives,
Sebastian Sztang and his medikit,
Agatha Knight with her demolition gear that she keeps mistaking for a shield and
Nikita Sergeyev, one of the regiment best marksman with his rifle.
Sorry for the turn, to be totally honest I've had half a beer in addition for being tired. (Before you laugh, remember than in Belgium beer can come in 75cl bottle and be around 10° strong). Corporal METAL was missed by the RNG a couple time (the shots that got Jetstream Sam and Culise falled exactly on both side of his bracket).
Medikit is a new item that let you stop bleeding on a 2+ instead of a 4+. You still get hurt on a 1.
Please remark if I've forgotten anything. Also, mastahcheese is now Sexy Justin Bieber Picture because you get what you search for. Cannot be changed until he died. :p
FAKE EDIT: Almost forgot to include the map.
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